I’m not a fashion guy. Heck, I’m not even a designer. I’m puzzled how I came up with this as well.
One day I was contemplating what to do with my life and I thought I better buck up. Because 25 years living on earth I’m positive my mum would be driving me out of the house soon.
So I sat down and started brainstorming for life changing ideas.
This was definitely the best I came up with.
Call it genius or downright stupid. I thought it’s kinda offensively cute. How else can you flip a finger so innocently?
I got to work immediately. I wanted to create just one character initially because screw it, I’m a lazy f*ck and I only wanted the most profit for the least amount of work. Amazingly, though, I kinda got absorbed in the task, churning one piece after the other. Not world class masterpiece, I know. But I thought that’s the beauty of it.
The characters are a reflection of my own family – parents, sisters and the youngest in the family, myself. Only Granddad Henry and Dick Veeder are fictional (Yes, they come with their own names and biography), created because I thought they were cool. I haven’t met my real maternal granddad before. He died before my mum and dad married. Dick Veeder is just a random penis joke.
My dad Richie is no longer around as well. I guess that’s what makes it all the more interesting for me. He’s a fun guy (eh hem, like me), probably not in this sense, but I think he would appreciate what all this’ about.
Go ahead and check them out.
More info: zombore.com
Henry Mika. Mafia boss
Dick Veeder. Because penis jokes are still cool
Sassy Zombore. Asking you to love yourself with a finger
Pearlie Zombore. At least she’s honest
Yappy Mika. Mafia princess. You can customize your message with a non-permanent marker if you like
Richie Zombore. Unwittingly married the daughter of a mafia boss
Finally, Teddy Zombore, my doppelganger. Also known as my soulmaid
Thought a group photo would be nice
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LOL Honestly this is so fancinatingly fun! Don't underestimate yourself, this IS masterpiece! It would be a lovely gift for dads and brothers and boyfriends etc.
Please stop leaving out the "of" after because. It sounds incredibly stupid. Bad grammar being in style needs to end.
LOL Honestly this is so fancinatingly fun! Don't underestimate yourself, this IS masterpiece! It would be a lovely gift for dads and brothers and boyfriends etc.
Please stop leaving out the "of" after because. It sounds incredibly stupid. Bad grammar being in style needs to end.
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