Do you hate people touching your stuff? Are you paranoid that burglars are stalking your home? How about that stash of questionable material on the dark red flash drive that sits haphazardly in your nightstand drawer? Whatever your reasons are for wanting to keep something completely camouflaged, we've got you covered. This declassified list from the Bored Panda files will teach you everything you need to know about turning everyday, household items into top-secret hiding places. These clever tricks would fool even 007 himself, and will guarantee that your valuable (or shameful) possessions remain far from enemy hands. Happy hiding!

#1 Secret Drawer In Window Sill

Secret Drawer In Window Sill

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Aurelia Grey 5 months ago

Anyone else realize that thieves reading this now have new places to look?

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#3 Secret Bookshelf

Secret Bookshelf

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nanashi 5 months ago

this one is the best yet bc there's no way other people would know unless they were shown of it first.

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#4 Birdhouse With A Hidden Box

Birdhouse With A Hidden Box

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Vlad Horobet 5 months ago

This is so clever actually. Totally doing it.

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#5 Jar That Looks Like Full Of Grains

Jar That Looks Like Full Of Grains

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Bored Phoenix 5 months ago

Put peanuts. They might be allergic!

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#6 Doortop Stash

Doortop Stash

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Hannah Ingram 5 months ago

how much top secret information is in that one little stick

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#7 Secret Crawlspace Access Door

Secret Crawlspace Access Door

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Vlad Horobet 5 months ago

This one is so well done.

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#8 Hidden Chair Compartment

Hidden Chair Compartment

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CBN2143 5 months ago

Also a great place to hide Aunt Ruth's nasty ass broccoli casserole that you've "finished." ;-)

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#9 Roll Up Your Valuables In A Diaper To Keep Them Safe At The Beach

Roll Up Your Valuables In A Diaper To Keep Them Safe At The Beach

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Hans 5 months ago

I guess adding some fake stains will make it even better...

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#10 Functional Tile

Functional Tile

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Molly Block 5 months ago

That is neat. Guess you need a suction cup to open it?

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