After posting a couple of illustrations on "How to be annoying" to our social networks, people around the world started sending in their own ideas for us to illustrate.
So we decided to make a official guide, just in case you might want to annoy someone. Here are our top 40.
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I don't know why this didn't score higher? This is a huge pet-peeve of mine!
Hate! It is like someone scratching a chalkboard with their fingernails!
the height of inconsideration to speak loudly when it is not neccessary and to subject other people to your environmental noise pollution
one of the reasons I prefer to drive - however I have no trouble in requesting the person to remove their bag.
I spelt one of my cousins name the wrong way for years. I know it now, but I always felt bad about it, especially since she never pointed it out. People are always wanting to misspell my name or add extra letters, thinking it's short for a different name. VERY annoying.
I get asked how to spell my last name so often, that I just spell it now out of default
Hey, it is usually an honest mistake...people can't even pronounce my first name, which is a phonetically spelled 4 letters.
For some time after I met her, I thought my cousin's girlfriend was "Aubrey" - I even made a gift with that spelling, and they never corrected me. Eventually, I saw the correct spelling on a Christmas Card. Next time I see them, I'll joke with them about it. Mark-Aubrey.gif 
Well I forgive people i barely know because, how are they supposed to know? But if they are a really close friend then I'll be annoyed
I'll email someone, or they have my name on a list, but I usually get my name back spelled with a "Y". Do they think I'M spelling it wrong, so they make it "correct" when replying? So annoying! (Melodie)
I hate when ppl write your name with no capital first letter....It's like a quiet insult
My friend gets angry when people call her Sophia instead of Sofia and people spell my name Smantha.
I have the opposite problem of your friend. Everybody spells my name "Sofia" on every single thing ever. One time I got a test on grammar and spelling and they made a grammar error in a question. I fixed it and the teacher said I got points for that. (Cool teacher, right!) It was a retest so she had written my name on it for me. And guess what, it was spelled wrong!
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This used to p**s me off all the time. Even when I was a kid, my little brother would leave it off and I would end up in trouble for it. Then I just got used to putting it up after him. He's 41 now and I'm 46. I hope for his sake that he doesn't still do this. I kind of doubt it, his wife would probably kick his a*s. lmao
Sometimes you have to when the person you are talking to doesn't listen properly. I get annoyed when people working behind customer service counters and reception desks are spending ages on a phone to a customer repeating themselves because presumably the customer is asking the same questions again.
It has to be done, otherwise they will go around for the rest of their lives saying things wrong. I would rather someone told me than not.
My spouse emails people at the dinner table, so now I put empty cereal boxes so that I can't see him, like my brothers and I did when we were young. lol
My manager keeps scratching his back on the door frame when he comes to talk to me! I told him I will buy him a scratch stick!
I love getting text with just “hey" nothing else you really need to give me more, like a reason you texted. I.e. “hey are you busy tonight?" Now we have a base to our conversation step brother back when texting was $0.25 a text would spend that quarter on just hey..... it's the worst
Yep, and when you answer with "hi there, how are you" and they never respond. That's annoying.
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I hate , despise, cannot stand the sound of someone eating sunflower seeds and spitting the shells into a cup, or just spitting them period. Also people who dont use napkins, EVER! my ex would conveniently sit on my side of the bed and eat Doritos and wipe his orange fingers on the sheets and/or duvet, depending on what time of day or night it was. Even if I gave him one he wouldn't use it!
Oh, my, that's gross. My boyfriend uses wet tissue or just washes his hands after such snack.... So do I, but I rarely east such kind of snack.
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that was so true you should add shouting while someone is asleep
i use to catch the GM were i work in the stall of the rest room and turn off the light as i leave, the remodeled the place now you can turn off the light, i wonder if they are connected?
i use to catch the GM were i work in the stall of the rest room and turn off the light as i leave, the remodeled the place now you can turn off the light, i wonder if they are connected?
Basically, you're intolerant... you don't like people being people. Ugh
Thought this was meant to tell me how to be annoying, not what I already do! XD
One more thing to add to the list. "When walking your dog on the bicycle road, each time you spot someone else walking their dog too, make sure your dogs meet in the middle of the road and while still on their leash." Now, that's not only f***ing annoying, it's also b*ody dangerous! >_<
I love getting text with just “hey" nothing else you really need to give me more, like a reason you texted. I.e. “hey are you busy tonight?" Now we have a base to our conversation step brother back when texting was $0.25 a text would spend that quarter on just hey..... it's the worst
Yep, and when you answer with "hi there, how are you" and they never respond. That's annoying.
Load More Replies... I hate , despise, cannot stand the sound of someone eating sunflower seeds and spitting the shells into a cup, or just spitting them period. Also people who dont use napkins, EVER! my ex would conveniently sit on my side of the bed and eat Doritos and wipe his orange fingers on the sheets and/or duvet, depending on what time of day or night it was. Even if I gave him one he wouldn't use it!
Oh, my, that's gross. My boyfriend uses wet tissue or just washes his hands after such snack.... So do I, but I rarely east such kind of snack.
Load More Replies... that was so true you should add shouting while someone is asleep
i use to catch the GM were i work in the stall of the rest room and turn off the light as i leave, the remodeled the place now you can turn off the light, i wonder if they are connected?
i use to catch the GM were i work in the stall of the rest room and turn off the light as i leave, the remodeled the place now you can turn off the light, i wonder if they are connected?
Basically, you're intolerant... you don't like people being people. Ugh
Thought this was meant to tell me how to be annoying, not what I already do! XD
One more thing to add to the list. "When walking your dog on the bicycle road, each time you spot someone else walking their dog too, make sure your dogs meet in the middle of the road and while still on their leash." Now, that's not only f***ing annoying, it's also b*ody dangerous! >_<
