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“Love hurts, love scars, love wounds and marks.” This classic song, performed most memorably as a power ballad by 70’s classic rock band Nazareth, rings so true to the people behind these ‘How I Got Dumped’ tweets.

Featured as one of Jimmy Fallon’s famous hashtag challenges, ‘How I Got Dumped’ uncovered an absolute goldmine of eye-opening responses. From the most hilariously petty, to the most viciously heartbreaking, this list compiled by Bored Panda gives us a flavor of the many different ways people choose to end a relationship.

Because after all, we’ve all been there right? Whether you’re the dumper or the dumpee, there are methods of moving on that are dignified, tasteful and cause as little emotional suffering as possible. Pretty much none of these fall into that category.

Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and feel free to share your own experiences in the comments!

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a couple of possibilities. One is that she perceived you as being unprotective, realized that in a dream accurately reflecting her waking perception, and decided that wasn't what she wanted (which is what Mimis things). Another possibility is that she had a dream which did not accurately simulate your behavior (and we've all had those), and she wasn't able to perform proper reality checking afterward. Either is possible, though I'll admit I've had a girlfriend who was mad at me for a couple of days, and when I finally forced the issue and made her tell me why, it was about something I'd done in her dream. The only thing is to make sure that picture of you isn't accurate and move on.

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Eric Cox
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can live without a shower for a few days doesn't mean I never want one again.

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Shruti Naik
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good for you Girl! Congratulations! Proud of you that you got A after just getting dumped!

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Ross Carter
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of a time I got binned because she found Green Day on my iPod!

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Daria B
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Different topic, I know, but this one reminds me of when Puyo Puyo on Kakao games terminated service. It was April 1st and I though it was a joke. Then I opened the app the next day. It was no joke. The game was really no longer in service due to lack of players.... TT_TT

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Christina Sersif
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would have messaged the husband screen shots of our convos and tell him to get out if he's smart.

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Kate Szymanski
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait, you're also the pineapple pizza girl! Either you're good at using your imagination or you've dated some very bizarre dudes

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How could he know that Susan wanted to see other people? hmm... maybe he was one of them??

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Lara Kashdan
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same exact thing happened to me. He told me how all of these girls he dated turned into "stalkers." When he disappeared on me (after getting back from a vacation together), I tried to go over a few times to get some closure and talk about it. If he knew I was coming (like when I finally said, I guess this is over - I'll come get my stuff), he'd leave. I realized, in my desperation to understand what happened, I was starting to act a little like a "stalker." After a few days I realized it and finally just said - oh well. He won't be labeling me that way to his next girlfriend. I didn't even like him that much, I was just confused about what was going on!

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Shruti Naik
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i would've kicked him in his nuts as he was laughing. its so rude to make a joke like that, get someone's hopes up and tear them down. the level insecurities and self-doubt, due to a cruel joke like this, that can build up in someone's mind is not a small thing. Karma will get him.

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Phoenix Martinez
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait.. there's more than 1 person in the world named " . " ???? That's Amazing!!

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Shruti Naik
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

could've kissed someone else nearby! it would've been fun watching his reaction!

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it's also annoying. there's already too many stupid and annoying people on the internet, don't be one of them.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

soo.. three girls are running away from a lumberjack, they run up a hill and find a barn, the brunette hides behind a horse, the redhead hides behind a pig, ad the blonde hides behind a sack of potatoes, the lumberjack comes in and the brunette says 'neigh neigh', the redhead says 'oink oink', (heres the twist) and the blonde says 'potato potato' (btw im blonde and i dont mean any offense to anybody who has these hair colors)

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a chick that smokes like Wiz Khalifa with a husband that only smokes once a week, this is one b.s. Excuse .. Heavy smokers like light smokers because then there's always weed, he just wanted to break up.. Take it from a stoner 💯🚬

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good riddance of that family of psychotics. Hearing non existing entities is never a good sign...

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like he was trying to politely show you that he was taken by being friendly and inviting you to hang.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like my husband, he has had the same velcro wallet for 20 years and he made me see Jeepers Creepers..it was terrible and we left half way through. Ah memories lol.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha I had heard over the weekend in grade nine, that my boyfriend Jeff as gonna break up with me. So first thing Monday morning I marched up to him & he said hey what’s up, and I said, As of this moment, you no longer have a girlfriend! All sassy like & walked off with my bad self. Lol. We’re friends now & have been for years & he still brings it up lol calling me savage. Hahaha kids.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This sounds like when my ex didn't tell me he was going to New York and then said he'd be moving to Florida when I asked him when he'd be back

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That was just a dumb waste of money - unless you can add to the engraving to make it sound positive? Ugh.

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Alex Craig
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is sort of cute in a way. You are what 12 or 13? This certainly would not have been the end of the world.

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Susanna Vesna
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Elementary school? Wow, some people got into this relationship thing early! Gosh, ur mum must have been sweating not knowing how to tell you and not hurt you. :'(

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really try not to be a grammar nazi, but honey, when you complain about somebody's misuse of the English language, try very hard not to make a mistake of your own. "She didn't like being corrected."

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know what would've made this nicer? The best friend comforts you, and you guys get together. HAH!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Obviously you'll had to break up, she obviously wasn't beautiful.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

im thinking she is making some of these stories up since she also had a few more post dont know if its real or fake

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