“Love hurts, love scars, love wounds and marks.” This classic song, performed most memorably as a power ballad by 70’s classic rock band Nazareth, rings so true to the people behind these ‘How I Got Dumped’ tweets.

Featured as one of Jimmy Fallon’s famous hashtag challenges, ‘How I Got Dumped’ uncovered an absolute goldmine of eye-opening responses. From the most hilariously petty, to the most viciously heartbreaking, this list compiled by Bored Panda gives us a flavor of the many different ways people choose to end a relationship.

Because after all, we’ve all been there right? Whether you’re the dumper or the dumpee, there are methods of moving on that are dignified, tasteful and cause as little emotional suffering as possible. Pretty much none of these fall into that category.

Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and feel free to share your own experiences in the comments!

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Rogue
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2 years ago

Some people are such cowards when it comes to communicating their will to people around them.

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Mimis Nachbarin
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2 years ago

You're sure? He offered only ONE dollar...

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Steve Bowman
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2 years ago

Watch and see what happens when your kids are dating...

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JillVille Child Care
Community Member
2 years ago

Well that was completely appropriate, lol Hope you got over her Brian!

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#5

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Zelda
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2 years ago

When reality hits.

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Nadine Ducca
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2 years ago

Technically... yeah... lol

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Mimis Nachbarin
Community Member
2 years ago

Sounds a bit as if she was afraid of you.

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Caitlyn McCracken
Community Member
2 years ago

That's actually kind of adorable of the mom

Swati
Community Member
2 years ago

That's actually kind of meddling of the mom

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Mimis Nachbarin
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2 years ago

It's creepy and lovely at the same time...

Fie Hansen
Community Member
2 years ago

*How he got dumped and discovered he had the creepiest mother ever

Sharon Halfhill
Community Member
2 years ago

Your moms nuts

Max L.
Community Member
2 years ago

You got dumped by your mom ?

AnnaB
Community Member
2 years ago

Why not just tell him what you saw??

Dara
Community Member
2 years ago

Adorable, but this is life. shit happens, you deal w it and move on, honey. <3

JP
Community Member
2 years ago

Well, now I know why some people can't be an adult and just face your issues. If the mom can't even say 'Hey, I know this is gonna hurt, but I saw...' Really? Why didn't she just tell him what she saw and let him handle it?

Stanimira Deleva
Community Member
2 years ago

This is completely inapropriate. I understand the mother's intentions, but the next time you are going to cross another line. This is how you create a dependant man, relying on his mother

Bobby Clemente
Community Member
2 years ago

Hah hah, best mom in the world for trying.

Beth Arriaga
Community Member
2 years ago

Awesome mom!

Alex Craig
Community Member
2 years ago

Good work Mum

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Mimis Nachbarin
Community Member
2 years ago

Mission accomplished.Without words.

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UniversalMel
Community Member
2 years ago

“I’m gay anyways” Lol I love it

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Allison G.
Community Member
2 years ago

...that's awful...but I still laughed out loud at it

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Zelda
Community Member
2 years ago

Asshole ;^;

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Rogue
Community Member
2 years ago

You're better off .. she sounds like a psycho.

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Neena Lahkar
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2 years ago

And you don't even check e-mail

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Rogue
Community Member
2 years ago

Good riddance, she didn't have any feelings for you then and no point dragging on a dead end relationship.

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Mimis Nachbarin
Community Member
2 years ago

Perfect soundtrack.

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Mimis Nachbarin
Community Member
2 years ago

Ouch. Nightmare.

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A Ghost
Community Member
2 years ago

I wonder if he looked up breakup speeches

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Shruti Naik
Community Member
2 years ago

Good for you Girl! Congratulations! Proud of you that you got A after just getting dumped!

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CelSlade
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2 years ago

Dodged a bullet there...

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Steve Bowman
Community Member
2 years ago

So she got dumped and still watched a movie. Without popcorn.

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#22

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Mimis Nachbarin
Community Member
2 years ago

Reality-check the hard way.

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#23

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Kelliwithani
Community Member
2 years ago

BEeeeyond rude. So sorry! Hope you are in remission and have found someone more supportive!!!

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Hope Floats
Community Member
2 years ago

Someone who chooses to write that on your cast, isn't someone worth holding onto anyway..

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Rogue
Community Member
2 years ago

Some people feel very strongly about their pizza. Dumb reason to dump someone, but some people are just that immature.

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JillVille Child Care
Community Member
2 years ago

They publish that kind of thing in the paper? Or was it an actual announcement?

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meerakat5
Community Member
2 years ago

umm k then pshyco

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Skylar Rowe
Community Member
2 years ago

That's not good... AND HE TOOK THE TICKRTS!!

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Christine
Community Member
2 years ago

Classic twist... Jack Twist.

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Daria B
Community Member
2 years ago

Different topic, I know, but this one reminds me of when Puyo Puyo on Kakao games terminated service. It was April 1st and I though it was a joke. Then I opened the app the next day. It was no joke. The game was really no longer in service due to lack of players.... TT_TT

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#31

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img
Community Member
2 years ago

Rough

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#32

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
2 years ago

"Wife material...?" ...what an ididot

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#33

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Rogue
Community Member
2 years ago

At least you got a sandwich out of it ..

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Jenn
Community Member
2 years ago

karma police woop woop!

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#35

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ItsYaBoi
Community Member
2 years ago

Oh when people use excuses? Am I right (probably not :(

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Mimis Nachbarin
Community Member
2 years ago

That's more common than one would think...

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
2 years ago

Sister's friend.. hmmmmmmm.

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Christina Sersif
Community Member
2 years ago

I would have messaged the husband screen shots of our convos and tell him to get out if he's smart.

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Rogue
Community Member
2 years ago

Orrr .. maybe it was his mom? plot thickens.

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troufaki13
Community Member
2 years ago

How could he know that Susan wanted to see other people? hmm... maybe he was one of them??

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Porg.Revolution.98
Community Member
2 years ago

LOL this needs more upvotes!!

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#42

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Hope Floats
Community Member
2 years ago

The guy's got commitment issues... Go out and find yourself someone who hasn't.. 👫

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#43

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Jenny Lorenz
Community Member
2 years ago

Being the dumper is tough like being the dumpee at times

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#44

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meerakat5
Community Member
2 years ago

u go girl!!

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#45

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Shruti Naik
Community Member
2 years ago

i would've kicked him in his nuts as he was laughing. its so rude to make a joke like that, get someone's hopes up and tear them down. the level insecurities and self-doubt, due to a cruel joke like this, that can build up in someone's mind is not a small thing. Karma will get him.

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#46

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Jenn
Community Member
2 years ago

she doesnt deserve curly fries

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#47

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Phoenix Martinez
Community Member
2 years ago

Wait.. there's more than 1 person in the world named " . " ???? That's Amazing!!

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Shruti Naik
Community Member
2 years ago

could've kissed someone else nearby! it would've been fun watching his reaction!

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RacconLifeGirlie
Community Member
2 years ago

It's like dating the same person, but without the memories

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Rogue
Community Member
2 years ago

Ouch, that's brutal.

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Tanja Caloi
Community Member
2 years ago

it's also annoying. there's already too many stupid and annoying people on the internet, don't be one of them.

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_WEIRD_ONE_
Community Member
2 years ago

lolel lelol

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#53

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Dan H
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2 years ago

40% math is hard

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#54

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Daniel Trigueros
Community Member
2 years ago

Savage.

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#55

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_WEIRD_ONE_
Community Member
2 years ago

SAVAGE!!!!!!!!!! im soo sorry for you doe bro...

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Kaiden Coughlin
Community Member
2 years ago

this person posted another one earlier so we're at two rough breakups?

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Rogue
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2 years ago

He sounds pretty shallow.

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Just Amiable
Community Member
2 years ago

As a chick that smokes like Wiz Khalifa with a husband that only smokes once a week, this is one b.s. Excuse .. Heavy smokers like light smokers because then there's always weed, he just wanted to break up.. Take it from a stoner 💯🚬

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Alwin Langevoort
Community Member
2 years ago

Good riddance of that family of psychotics. Hearing non existing entities is never a good sign...

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Christine
Community Member
2 years ago

I do that...

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Daniel Trigueros
Community Member
2 years ago

He probably did!!1 Lol

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#62

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Alysha Jones
Community Member
2 years ago

I feel like he was trying to politely show you that he was taken by being friendly and inviting you to hang.

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Daniel Mallory
Community Member
2 years ago

or they where into incest

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NuckinFutNixxed
Community Member
2 years ago

Sounds like my husband, he has had the same velcro wallet for 20 years and he made me see Jeepers Creepers..it was terrible and we left half way through. Ah memories lol.

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Anjelica Coutts
Community Member
2 years ago

Haha I had heard over the weekend in grade nine, that my boyfriend Jeff as gonna break up with me. So first thing Monday morning I marched up to him & he said hey what’s up, and I said, As of this moment, you no longer have a girlfriend! All sassy like & walked off with my bad self. Lol. We’re friends now & have been for years & he still brings it up lol calling me savage. Hahaha kids.

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ItsYaBoi
Community Member
2 years ago

WHAT THAT IS HORRIBLE! ITS CHRISTMAS NOT DUMPMAS

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#67

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meerakat5
Community Member
2 years ago

wow, money isn't the answer dodo bird

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JillVille Child Care
Community Member
2 years ago

O.o SpO.oky

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