Someone Was Looking For A New House, Found This Listing With A Basement Sex Dungeon (20 Pics)
Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele get ready to move to the suburbs because Redfin has found the listing for you – and the best part is the sex swing is already provided. Nestled away in the sleepy suburbs of Maple Glen, a suburb of Philadelphia is a 5,000-square-foot Colonial, fully furnished property that on the inside is anything but traditional. Sure it has all the basic amenities and furnishings, but take a look downstairs and you will find out why the listing agent of the home, Melissa Leonard, calls it “50 Shades of Maple Glen.”
Someone was looking for a new home in the suburbs and stumbled upon this stunning listing. At first, it seemed like the ideal place
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“Oh. Nice large suburban home. Cool…”
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“Wow that kitchen!”
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“Nice natural light…fireplace..normal real estate listing…”
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“Cool a bedroom….weird bed but ok…”
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“Oh….wait…”
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“Is that…”
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“Could it be?”
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“Pretty sure we’ve got a….”
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“BASEMENT SEX DUNGEON!”
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Naturally, people started digging around on the internet for more photos of the place
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‘Sexy mood lighting’ to give the basement the right atmosphere
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Woa that wooden X in the corner looks like it might tip over if you get too crazy
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They even provide you with you with an array of sex toys on the wall talk about fully furnished indeed
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A wooden doll posed in the right position in case you weren’t sure how to use this one
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People on the internet loved the house and found the whole story very entertaining
As I scrolled the only thing I could think was "Dear God, why would they have painted the walls that color, completely ruins the mood." Then I got to the lighting and I get it, but I am still not into it. Paint the damn walls you disgusting heathens. All I know is my sex dungeon will be a deep burgundy, or a hunter green, something jewel toned you know, like a sane person.
Those colors are dated and not modern looking though and are HORRIBLE choices for resale. Look at any home listing online that’s nice like this one. They all have neutrals and the most modern homes have stark white walls. Buyers do not want stuffy burgundy they know they have to repaint. They won’t be able to see the room for what it is. Plus it’s just lame and very 90’s.
Load More Replies...The plants behind the giant X are a nice touch. When making beautiful, passionate love to a women chained to a giant X, I like to look at the greenery. Plus the extra oxygen makes the sex pretty OK!
I'm more disturbed by the fact that a stunning, 5,000 sqft. home costs the same as my Vancouver apartment.
Thank you for saying that! My first thought was ‘Only $750K? This would cost at least double in Canada’.
Load More Replies...Am I to assume all of the "stuff" in the basement is sold with the house at that price?
I'd have a lovely bonfire of it all...or have a junker take it all away. The seller would still have to take a cut in price because the house it so dated that it would take about a quarter million dollars to renovate away all the 70s garbage.
Load More Replies...This looks more like a showroom for exhibiting rental props for the adult film industry or for photographing the things for sale at an adult site than the actual thing. More clinically cold than passionately hot.
Come to think of it, this is probably guerrilla marketing. I wouldn't be at all surpriced if that house is not even for sale.
Load More Replies...What I want to know is, why do the people who owned all of that, want to sell it? Is there a sad story behind it?
People move all the time. Maybe for work or just to upgrade.
Load More Replies...From the outside it actually looks a lot like the house from Home Alone
I think it’s dope. I love that bed frame and would want one too. But I don’t get why they put this in the basement. It seems like bedroom stuff to me. I wouldn’t just randomly have a bed in a rec room, that’s tacky to me.
No one knows what goes on behind closed doors, could be anyone's neighbor !!!
Why are the pic not on the realters site. 41 pics and not one of these. It probably a different home
That dungeon's legit. All top quality components. No "made in china" junk down there. Place is probably packed during the open house events!
hmmm That Head & Arms stock would make a great foot-board on my bed. ... just sayin
As I scrolled the only thing I could think was "Dear God, why would they have painted the walls that color, completely ruins the mood." Then I got to the lighting and I get it, but I am still not into it. Paint the damn walls you disgusting heathens. All I know is my sex dungeon will be a deep burgundy, or a hunter green, something jewel toned you know, like a sane person.
Those colors are dated and not modern looking though and are HORRIBLE choices for resale. Look at any home listing online that’s nice like this one. They all have neutrals and the most modern homes have stark white walls. Buyers do not want stuffy burgundy they know they have to repaint. They won’t be able to see the room for what it is. Plus it’s just lame and very 90’s.
Load More Replies...The plants behind the giant X are a nice touch. When making beautiful, passionate love to a women chained to a giant X, I like to look at the greenery. Plus the extra oxygen makes the sex pretty OK!
I'm more disturbed by the fact that a stunning, 5,000 sqft. home costs the same as my Vancouver apartment.
Thank you for saying that! My first thought was ‘Only $750K? This would cost at least double in Canada’.
Load More Replies...Am I to assume all of the "stuff" in the basement is sold with the house at that price?
I'd have a lovely bonfire of it all...or have a junker take it all away. The seller would still have to take a cut in price because the house it so dated that it would take about a quarter million dollars to renovate away all the 70s garbage.
Load More Replies...This looks more like a showroom for exhibiting rental props for the adult film industry or for photographing the things for sale at an adult site than the actual thing. More clinically cold than passionately hot.
Come to think of it, this is probably guerrilla marketing. I wouldn't be at all surpriced if that house is not even for sale.
Load More Replies...What I want to know is, why do the people who owned all of that, want to sell it? Is there a sad story behind it?
People move all the time. Maybe for work or just to upgrade.
Load More Replies...From the outside it actually looks a lot like the house from Home Alone
I think it’s dope. I love that bed frame and would want one too. But I don’t get why they put this in the basement. It seems like bedroom stuff to me. I wouldn’t just randomly have a bed in a rec room, that’s tacky to me.
No one knows what goes on behind closed doors, could be anyone's neighbor !!!
Why are the pic not on the realters site. 41 pics and not one of these. It probably a different home
That dungeon's legit. All top quality components. No "made in china" junk down there. Place is probably packed during the open house events!
hmmm That Head & Arms stock would make a great foot-board on my bed. ... just sayin
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