‘Hot Dudes Reading’ Books On Trains Is The Hottest Instagram Right Now
Capitalizing on the fact that hot dudes look way hotter when they read, the “Hot Dudes Reading” Instagram is prowling the streets and subways of New York in search of hunks unwittingly showing off their more intellectual and tender sides. I mean, you know when a fella’s got the looks, but are you sure he’s got the books?
The Instagram has more than 110,000 followers but only 13 posts as of this publication, so if you spot a hot dude reading a book, submit your pic to them!
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“Dapper Dude Alert! Damn. Whatever prose he’s reading cannot match the beauty of that full beard. He’s like the hot English professor of my dreams, only with way better hair. #voluntarydetention”
“Spotted this scruffy prince on his morning commute. Probably to sculpture class. I’m sure he’s reading a collection of post-war Russian short stories, but really thinking of how he made love to his French girlfriend this morning and the gluten free toast they shared after. #marryme”
“Isn’t he adorable? With that textbook he could be studying, or maybe he’s just casually teaching himself to code. Either way, he looks like a man with goals. I bet his mother is so proud. In fact, he’s probably on his way to see her now. #futureinlaws”
“Look at this Casual Casanova. He doesn’t know it yet but that book is all about how personal interaction is essential to city life. If only he’d look up from those pages. I want that beanie on my bedroom floor. #TheDeathAndLifeOfGreatAmericanCities”
“Sigh. This Clark Kent look-alike seems to have just flown in from Krypton to spend some QT on the F Train with us mere mortals. I may have to pretend to faint so he’ll catch me but I’m going to let him finish the last few pages of 100 Years of Solitude first. #superman”
“Look at that wide power stance. No hands needed. This sexy stud owns the 4 train with the same confidence he probably exudes defending the zone at his pick-up hockey games. He’s not going to fall, but I already have. Hard. #theicemancometh”
“Check out this Brooklyn-bound boss’ material. Maybe he’s an aspiring actor/writer/producer/director/nudist looking for tips. Doesn’t matter, I love a man getting in touch with his feminine side. When will he get in touch with mine? Just kidding. #notthatkindofgirl”
“Tall, dark and handsome with a thick beard AND a thick…book? This man must be straight out of the fiction section because he’s too good to be true. If only he was patiently waiting for me instead of the E train. #YouKnowWhatTheySayAboutThickBooks”
“This Elijah Wood look-a-like is all hunk, no hobbit. He probably weekends in the Berkshires with his golden retriever, hiking and chopping wood with those big hands. He could trek to Middle Earth and I’d still follow. #illtakethatring”
“Good morning, single bachelor. Nothing gives me more hope than a banker without a band. Almost has that dangerous Patrick Bateman vibe, but I can tell he’s a nice guy on account of the black loafers and blue socks. He’s probably listening to Taylor Swift in those headphones. #blankspace”
“This brawny bookworm is too preoccupied with Poe to notice the rumbling of a passing train, or the beating of my tell-tale heart. His focus may be admirable but his attention should be elsewhere. #turnitonme”
“Ahoy handsome! Just caught a glimpse of this elusive beauty reading Moby Dick in the crowded waters of the L train. There may be other fish in the sea, but this white whale has me hooked. #reelmein”
“The book may be obscure but I’m sure this crisp cutie is reading it long before it becomes cool. He probably spent all night dancing at the best underground party in Bushwick, and he still looks flawless. Can’t wait to see his record collection. #stacked”
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Share on FacebookFor some reason the writer thinks this all only exists in NY and not, say, for example in Berlin (photo #2).
I didn't notice until you mentioned it, but he's resting his arm on a fold-up bike seat. I can still feel that scratchy fabric on my skin!
Load More Replies...Really? Double standards much? Yes, they are hot, but how you feel if someone snapped pic of you without permission.
Are these guys giving their permission for their pics to be taken and used?
These are exactly the kind of guys I'd wistfully stare at when I was single. Married now and my hubby looks sexy reading a book! ;-)
What would the reaction be to a guy posting pictures of hot women on the subway who didn't know their pictures were being taken and posted?
First pic, lady there...updating her cat blog :) jk that's totally me in five years. Oblivious to the hotties and all
While I'm all for hot, intelligent men I started feeling a little voyeuristic looking at this. As a woman, I know how alienating this is.
must be nice to sexually objectify men the same way you complain about men do to you double standards anyone?
50% of high-IQ men have (fixable) learning glitches. Many don't read. They can. Read to with your sons & have hot, successful sons.
I would love to meet whoever writes the captions. Hilarious and accurate. Definitely following.
I enjoy reading all of the photo's captions. Cute and seductive ;p
I hope these dudes consented to have their pictures posted publicly. Otherwise-viol. of privacy and just short of catcalling.
So what actually constitutes a "hot dute"? 'Cause I got the book part nailed down.
Reading . . . a lost art! Thank goodness they're not looking at their CEL PHONES!
you can read books on your cell phone I do that all the time its cheaper and you can carry more books that way
Load More Replies...The comments by the posters are so absolutely sexist! We women get pissed off by men who post the exact same things about us!
I wonder what it's like to ride the subway? Everyone looks squished in there like sardines. Kinda makes me feel claustrophobic.
What about nonwhites? http://quickfacts.census.gov/qfd/states/36/3651000.html What about nonmale dudes? so racist & sexist.
All the seated ones have one thing in common: they take two places just with their spread legs... Did the author asked them permission?
For some reason the writer thinks this all only exists in NY and not, say, for example in Berlin (photo #2).
I didn't notice until you mentioned it, but he's resting his arm on a fold-up bike seat. I can still feel that scratchy fabric on my skin!
Load More Replies...Really? Double standards much? Yes, they are hot, but how you feel if someone snapped pic of you without permission.
Are these guys giving their permission for their pics to be taken and used?
These are exactly the kind of guys I'd wistfully stare at when I was single. Married now and my hubby looks sexy reading a book! ;-)
What would the reaction be to a guy posting pictures of hot women on the subway who didn't know their pictures were being taken and posted?
First pic, lady there...updating her cat blog :) jk that's totally me in five years. Oblivious to the hotties and all
While I'm all for hot, intelligent men I started feeling a little voyeuristic looking at this. As a woman, I know how alienating this is.
must be nice to sexually objectify men the same way you complain about men do to you double standards anyone?
50% of high-IQ men have (fixable) learning glitches. Many don't read. They can. Read to with your sons & have hot, successful sons.
I would love to meet whoever writes the captions. Hilarious and accurate. Definitely following.
I enjoy reading all of the photo's captions. Cute and seductive ;p
I hope these dudes consented to have their pictures posted publicly. Otherwise-viol. of privacy and just short of catcalling.
So what actually constitutes a "hot dute"? 'Cause I got the book part nailed down.
Reading . . . a lost art! Thank goodness they're not looking at their CEL PHONES!
you can read books on your cell phone I do that all the time its cheaper and you can carry more books that way
Load More Replies...The comments by the posters are so absolutely sexist! We women get pissed off by men who post the exact same things about us!
I wonder what it's like to ride the subway? Everyone looks squished in there like sardines. Kinda makes me feel claustrophobic.
What about nonwhites? http://quickfacts.census.gov/qfd/states/36/3651000.html What about nonmale dudes? so racist & sexist.
All the seated ones have one thing in common: they take two places just with their spread legs... Did the author asked them permission?
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