Let’s have a big round of applause for all the baristas out there who smilingly greet us grumpy in the mornings and send us off with a great start to the day, aka the morning cup of coffee, on which everything that waits ahead relies. Meetings, dates, calls, you name it.
So let’s just all imagine the uncaffeinated bunch of clients Starbucks workers see every day. In fact, we don’t need to imagine that, thanks to the Reddit community which goes by the same name, r/Starbucks. Here, the employees of the popular coffeehouse chain spill it all, the good and the bad.
Below, you'll find the stories they shared about the most awful clients, craziest orders and everything they had to deal with at work and it’s just pure madness. After you're done reading this one, be sure to check out part 1 with more Starbucks horror stories.
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My Dog Passed And They Told Me To Come To Work Anyway So I Quit. Her Name Is Eva
Support The Workers
This Would Be A Great Stress Relief Practice
Go watch "Clerks" or "Fight Club".. You're not your job.. Your job doesn't dictate your behavior.. Just know there may be consequences for your actions.. You may get fired or you may gain the respect of people worldwide.. You never know.
According to Starbucks' careers website, baristas are the face of Starbucks. The popular coffeehouse chain states that “They are an important part of our customers’ days, and experts in handcrafting delicious, perfect beverages.” Moreover, “Baristas personally connect and create moments that make a difference and work together to create a welcoming store environment,” says the company’s website. Starbucks argues that baristas are the ones who bring their mission and values to life “while proudly wearing the green apron.”
Pouring One Out
You just need to be polite and reasonable. That works everywhere.
An Inspiration To Us All
If Only All Customers Were Like This
So what exactly is the company looking for in the people who greet customers every day? Well, Starbucks argues that you’d make a great barista if you are a “people person,” and enjoy meeting others, love working as a team and appreciate the chance to collaborate, understand how to create a great customer service experience, have a focus on quality and take pride in your work. So if you press apply for a barista position on their website, you’d be surprised how much importance they put on social and interpersonal skills. No wonder why, when you look at the clients they have to deal with on a daily basis.
*ehem*
“Please Don’t Verbally Assault The Baristas”
"Managers Favorite" Lmao
honestly calling it the "ghost refresher" is pretty cool. Also great that they're giving it for free
On the other hand, working as a barista at Starbucks is still viewed as a first job for college students since the company is flexible with working hours and has many locations to meet your needs. According to Indeed.com, average Starbucks barista hourly pay in the United States is approximately $12.55, which meets the national average.
However, like many companies, Starbucks faced labor shortage in 2021 and announced it was raising their average pay up to $17 an hour starting late January 2022. Around the same time, the company also announced that it was investing in training, as well as redesigning its "Barista Basics" guide and adding more training time.
When They Drive/Walk Past The Tip Jar
Working Thanksgiving Sucks, So I Made All My Baristas Gift Bags! Thank You For Everything You Do
these gift bags honestly look really nice, a card, a cup, and whatever else you put down in there. Definitely made thanksgiving better.
Truth
Somebody Backed Into Our Window On Friday, And This Was Presented To Us Today. Sometimes Work Is Okay
Also This
Starbucks: We Are Forced To Raise Prices Due To Inflation And Supply-Chain Issues. Also Starbucks: Our Profit Just Went Up 31% And We Gave Our CEO A 39% Raise To $20.4 Million
Some People Live In The Purge
Telling Customers We're Out Of Product
Again? What Is This?!
Somebody Literally Set Our Store On Fire Sunday And My Coworkers And I Didn’t Know What To Do So We Just Kept Making Drinks
Walked Into My Store And Burst Into Laughter. Gotta Love These Shortages
Me Watching Karen’s Card Get Declined
*sputters, red in the face* "I have MONEY in there!!!!! Try it again" *still declines* *unintelligible frustration noises* *fishes around in purse for other card to use* *finally clears* Whew.
It’s Happening
Some Whiteout Poetry Dedicated To Being A Partner
This Is Just… A Lot
Good costumer, actually. I would love all my clients having so clear ideas.
Find A Lizard?
These aren't actual orders the baristas just find a mantis and catch it with a cup and think"you know what would be funny"
It’s Starting To Get To Me
I'm more concerned about the fact that the little hovering dog has casts on both of it's front legs.
The Bucks Be Draining Yo
100% - i don't get how people workout, go out to eat, or do anything after work
the motivation and will to live parts really got me also they only have tears
The Life Of An Opener
They do that every where lol At my shop they’ll be knocking at the door *mystified* that they can’t get in at five-to. It’s ok, they’re cute.
I Am So Tired
Dead Inside
60 Frappuccinos With No Tip… $279
In my country tipping is unusual. Staff are paid enough so they don't have to depend on it..
Americans already know service workers are ridiculously underpaid. Constantly being reminded of how civilized other countries are is getting old.
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I'm sorry, but this is ridiculous, if I order 60 items from a place, they made enough profit off me and it's obvious that I appreciate them and like their products, I really don't want to pay additional fees to highlight that even more. If the company doesn't pay you, you should blame them, not the "horrible customers".
Right like I've worked many positions in grocery stores sometimes there were massive orders and I never got no tip but I still enjoyed my job and it made me happy to make customers happy.
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I don't get it. Why should you be tipped for doing your job? Paying a decent wage should fall on the employer, not the customer.
You mean charitable hand outs? You thinking you don't make enough so you want handouts? Here's a tip. Get a real job. No one forced you to apply there.
And when all these people find a different job, who will serve your pretentious person?
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Starbucks workers get paid an actual salary? Why do they need tips like a waitress/waiter would?
What's wrong with leaving a little tip anyway to show some appreciation, doesn't have to be much.
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In my country they pay a living wage so you dont have to get by on alms.
Thanks for that comment, El Dee. I rolled my eyes so *hard* after reading your statement that I now know what my brain looks like. Hardest.eye-roll.ever! We all know you can tip at SB. Imagine the nasty folks pissed about the blender being hogged for that one order and how much time it took away from getting other orders completed, more stress and heartache for customers and staff. Stupid. Sixty drinks at even 2 minutes is like going in to see a movie coming out, and the barista juuuuust finished this order! These drinks aren't instantly made. People who work or have incentives to make tips shouldn't be looked down at; that's part of the allure for working at $tarbuck$. Sad that the customers don't feel inclined to give when the company uses tipping as a highlight when recruiting.
You're paid to be there, and to make coffee.. why does it matter if you make 60 cups for one person or 2 cups for 30 people, just do the job and go home like everyone else
In most advanced countries these customer service positions are a profession with proper training, not just college kids
Ok but why? By the time you finish, the first ones are melted messes.
Clearly you’ve forgotten these are handcrafted beverages. You don’t just pull a lever and Frappuccinos magically come out. Now, imagine making 60 fraps w only two blenders and technically only being allowed to have one drink in each blender at a time. It’s clear you’ve never been on the floor at a Starbucks. That is really what most of the comments like this come down to. Of course people who have never stepped foot on the actual floor wouldn’t understand lol
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You must love capitalism, it's when you work but don't earn enough and you have to live by tips
If you're an hourly paid employee; you need to stop thinking that every, or any customer is required to tip you! People do it as a courtesy so enjoy the money,but stop depending on it like it part of your pay.
If everyone was tipped for doing their job, customers would have no money to spend and everyone would be out of a (low) paid job altogether
Tipping was intended for those making under minimum wage … Starbucks employees don’t make under min
Mandatory tip: x amount for 5 - 10 drinks; xx for 10 - 20 drinks; etc.
Did the farmers get a tip? The drivers who drove it across the country? This whole I deserve a tip for doing my job is nonsense.
Most service companies attach an automatic gratuity for large orders. Restaurants do it for large groups as well. Yeah the customer should have tipped, but you didn't do anything beyond what is expected when purchasing something. You didn't bring it to their table or an outside address.
Typical. The best tippers are people in other service related industries. They know what it's like to deal with the general public.
Guys calls our restaurant that closes at 3 four times a week to order takeout @ 2:45, arrives and sits in his 2022 Porsche Cayenne on the phone until 3:10...NEVER F*****G TIPS!!!!
If your after tips. Here's 1. Don't go to bed with a itchy bum. Or you may wake up with a smelly finger. 2.get a job that pays enough with out tips. 3.work for yourself, f**k starbucks.
Or hear me out: 1. Workers who have to deal with customers abuse should be tipped for mental and emotional abuse while being paid unlivable wages. 2. Unless your born into wealth/can afford college to GET a job like that minwage is all ppl can do. Thats how you START. 3. "Work for yourself" if alsuch a upperclass/rich person view point. The ppl at these jobs are in HS/college.
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Sorry but I'm not tipping fast food workers period including dumb ass Starbucks employees. Y'all shouldn't expect tips. Your employer not paying you enough if NOT my problem. I will tip a waitress or waiter that provides good service, I will tip food delivery workers AFTER I GET MY ORDER!! That's another issue. These door dash workers expect a tip upfront and will actually leave the order if the tip isn't big enough. I'm sorry but if you spill my drink and bring my food 30 min late and it's cold you get no tip. They think they are smart leaving orders because of little tips. That's ok. Customers can edit the tip for 24 hours. I will tip then if my shits not delivered on time I will just remove the tip after the food is delivered. Fast food workers SHOULDN'T get tips. You choose that job. Deal with it.
In Brazil we pay 10% extra in the cashier as tip, but my friend, as a waitress, told me they never get it
I hate that everyone expects a tip now and days. I thought tips were for servers who made $2/hour. I thought Starbucks baristas made at least minimum wage... Granted minimum wage still sucks, but it's not the customers fault Starbucks doesn't pay more. Everyone keeps trying to put the blame on the customer, instead of just voting in people who will actually raise the wage to a living wage . It's ridiculous that everyone expects a tip now and days..
Water And Whip No
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I blame Starbucks management for not setting limits on insane orders
Customers can be hard work, but most of this is an issue with Starbucks as a company. People order complicated drinks and 50 boxes for 5am because they are told by Starbucks that this is reasonable and ok.
I'm not a coffee drinker and I will never understand the assholes who put in such ridiculous orders. If you order coffee like this, you are an a*****e. If you bring your own sticker, you are an a*****e. If you berate people in the service industry, you are an a*****e. Starbucks shouldn't have to set limits, people should just stop being assholes.
So if you bring in a preprinted sticker to make an order easier and quicker to make, you're an ahole?? Foh with that ignorance. They could be hearing impaired, or have another disability, or, in that case, just be a more complex order. Stop being a fn d*ck for no reason.
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I can't ever be mean to my baristas they give me the juice of life and it's the best part of my day. They are the bringers of joy and all things wonderful.
Unless I'm a passenger in someone's vehicle who wants to swing by the Starbucks drive-thru, I never go there. I swear some people put in such pretentious coffee orders just because they can get away with it and they're borderline sadists.
Treat others as you would want to be treated. If you don't have something nice to say don't say anything at all. Simple words to live by. People are so entitled that respect for others is impossible you literally have to go out of your way to be so toxic.
This is what we need in the world. Thank you for posting this.
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A coffee is a coffee. When you start to put anything in it is something else.
Pretty much, i only put like 10% of the cup milk, to protect my stomach
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Starbucks coffee is vile. People who drink it have no clue how real coffee tastes.
This article is poorly titled. It's just a bunch of memes you pulled into an article to get views. :(
The biggest problem with Starbucks is that their POS system doesn’t allow you to leave a tip on a card so you have to bring cash. It’s extremely frustrating and inconvenient. Customers and employees have complained about it for years but SB refuses to change or fix it.
Get OUT of this horrible 'tipping' culture. It is like third work countries. Pay the staff a decent wage. We only pay tip her for service above and beyond the call of duty. And when the staff are well paid the service is far better, the staff happier and the customers happier,
I personaly don't see a problem with #26... When you know your order Is complicated, or you have comunication issues, why not print your order upfront and avoid misunderstanding?
Stop writing my name wrong on purpose then. You can't expect people to treat you with kindness and glorifying praise when you purposely write names wrong. That fad is over. No one thinks it's funny or quirky anymore. And no, I'd never treat a person working in this business bad, but this grinds my gears
If you want a complicated drink invest in a coffee maker, and blender to do this yourself.
These seem mostly like a problem with the employees judging the customers... if you want a water with raw cocoa beans and vanilla extract, that's the customer's choice. If the customer is rude to me, you may just be having a bad day and I will let it go once or twice. If I choose to work on a holiday, that's on ME, and it sucks but it pays. If you want to try and make a complicated drink order for your social media clout while filming me, you will get a water or something like your order(but not really)
It's been several years since I've set a foot in a Starbucks, but are there really people who make such orders or is it a big "joke"? There are requests so crazy they could kill you just reading them...
When I first started seeing those, I assumed it was some sort of prank so they can take a picture of it and post it on social. Though it's not that funny and it's now been done over and over. I'd still rather believe these people are astoundingly lacking in creativity than believe someone actually drank one of those, though.
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Someday I wanna be a Starbucks barista JUST so I can call out a Karen’s actual name, then the CUP says “Karen” or “douchebag”
If I’m paying $8 for a cup of coffee I deserve to have it the way I enjoy it. Just don’t be rude and learn how to efficiently order, be nice, and tip generously.
The problem is 'the customer is always right,' policy. I worked at a Starbucks for a few years and a Perkins for ten. Whenever I followed Perkins policy and tried to handle something - the manager above me would go and undo it. Over the years I fed people who came in drunk, stole food, drank in the restaurant, shouted racial slurs at others, came in shirtless, called in and demanded reservations (it said in the book we DIDN'T do this). If you let them run all over you - they fuckn run all over you.
I blame Starbucks management for not setting limits on insane orders
Customers can be hard work, but most of this is an issue with Starbucks as a company. People order complicated drinks and 50 boxes for 5am because they are told by Starbucks that this is reasonable and ok.
I'm not a coffee drinker and I will never understand the assholes who put in such ridiculous orders. If you order coffee like this, you are an a*****e. If you bring your own sticker, you are an a*****e. If you berate people in the service industry, you are an a*****e. Starbucks shouldn't have to set limits, people should just stop being assholes.
So if you bring in a preprinted sticker to make an order easier and quicker to make, you're an ahole?? Foh with that ignorance. They could be hearing impaired, or have another disability, or, in that case, just be a more complex order. Stop being a fn d*ck for no reason.
Load More Replies... I can't ever be mean to my baristas they give me the juice of life and it's the best part of my day. They are the bringers of joy and all things wonderful.
Unless I'm a passenger in someone's vehicle who wants to swing by the Starbucks drive-thru, I never go there. I swear some people put in such pretentious coffee orders just because they can get away with it and they're borderline sadists.
Treat others as you would want to be treated. If you don't have something nice to say don't say anything at all. Simple words to live by. People are so entitled that respect for others is impossible you literally have to go out of your way to be so toxic.
This is what we need in the world. Thank you for posting this.
Load More Replies... A coffee is a coffee. When you start to put anything in it is something else.
Pretty much, i only put like 10% of the cup milk, to protect my stomach
Load More Replies... Starbucks coffee is vile. People who drink it have no clue how real coffee tastes.
This article is poorly titled. It's just a bunch of memes you pulled into an article to get views. :(
The biggest problem with Starbucks is that their POS system doesn’t allow you to leave a tip on a card so you have to bring cash. It’s extremely frustrating and inconvenient. Customers and employees have complained about it for years but SB refuses to change or fix it.
Get OUT of this horrible 'tipping' culture. It is like third work countries. Pay the staff a decent wage. We only pay tip her for service above and beyond the call of duty. And when the staff are well paid the service is far better, the staff happier and the customers happier,
I personaly don't see a problem with #26... When you know your order Is complicated, or you have comunication issues, why not print your order upfront and avoid misunderstanding?
Stop writing my name wrong on purpose then. You can't expect people to treat you with kindness and glorifying praise when you purposely write names wrong. That fad is over. No one thinks it's funny or quirky anymore. And no, I'd never treat a person working in this business bad, but this grinds my gears
If you want a complicated drink invest in a coffee maker, and blender to do this yourself.
These seem mostly like a problem with the employees judging the customers... if you want a water with raw cocoa beans and vanilla extract, that's the customer's choice. If the customer is rude to me, you may just be having a bad day and I will let it go once or twice. If I choose to work on a holiday, that's on ME, and it sucks but it pays. If you want to try and make a complicated drink order for your social media clout while filming me, you will get a water or something like your order(but not really)
It's been several years since I've set a foot in a Starbucks, but are there really people who make such orders or is it a big "joke"? There are requests so crazy they could kill you just reading them...
When I first started seeing those, I assumed it was some sort of prank so they can take a picture of it and post it on social. Though it's not that funny and it's now been done over and over. I'd still rather believe these people are astoundingly lacking in creativity than believe someone actually drank one of those, though.
Load More Replies... Someday I wanna be a Starbucks barista JUST so I can call out a Karen’s actual name, then the CUP says “Karen” or “douchebag”
If I’m paying $8 for a cup of coffee I deserve to have it the way I enjoy it. Just don’t be rude and learn how to efficiently order, be nice, and tip generously.
The problem is 'the customer is always right,' policy. I worked at a Starbucks for a few years and a Perkins for ten. Whenever I followed Perkins policy and tried to handle something - the manager above me would go and undo it. Over the years I fed people who came in drunk, stole food, drank in the restaurant, shouted racial slurs at others, came in shirtless, called in and demanded reservations (it said in the book we DIDN'T do this). If you let them run all over you - they fuckn run all over you.
