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Restaurant Makes Genius Menu To Deal With Difficult Kids
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Restaurant Makes Genius Menu To Deal With Difficult Kids

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Parents know how frustrating kids become when they won’t eat. For every attempt they make, children have an answer to refuse with.

However, one deli in Altoona, Pennsylvania, named their meals in the kid’s menu after these popular phrases. The selections include “I Don’t Know”, “I Don’t Care”, “I’m Not Hungry”, and “I Don’t Want That”. What’s your kid’s most favorite choice?

(h/t: metro, babble)

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Rokas is a writer at Bored Panda with a BA in Communication. After working for a sculptor, he fell in love with visual storytelling and enjoys covering everything from TV shows (any Sopranos fans out there?) to photography. Throughout his years in Bored Panda, over 235 million people have read the posts he's written, which is probably more than he could count to.

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Bender
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They forgot the absolute teen favourite, the Whatever double burger.

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Luis Milian
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

little tommy what do you want to eat? I don't care, I'm not hungry. That's $7.50!! :-)

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Arty
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

never understood these "kids menu"...why kids can't eat something more interesting than fries, burger, chicken or pasta? Can't restaurant just make smaller portion of more evolved form of food?

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Anja Čendak
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nah man, that would take effort, just stuff their faces with super greasy and salty food so they shut up.

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Roberta Peters
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What do I think? I think this page is TOO cluttered with ads!!!

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Daria B
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I seriously don't understand children. They don't wanna eat, don't wanna sleep... All these things that I LOVE!

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Evisa Isabella Rose
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

''I don't know!'' ''I don't care!" ''I'm not hungry!'' ''I don't want that!'' ...And they had to bring another table to fit all the food that the Johnsons ordered~~~ XD

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Gillian Concannon
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Brilliant idea even though we have not faced these problems with our children, made me smile.

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Eli Gallows
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i don't think that this is healthy, those names of meals are funny, but what about change the menu from fries bullshits to good vegetables or something;)

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Ry.the.Stunner
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because kids don't want to eat vegetables, and parents aren't going to pay for something their kids aren't going to eat.

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, whatever we chose there we end up eating it ourselves anyway while the most tasty parts from our entrees will miracolously disappear...;)

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Hannah Hollowell
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ingenious idea, I would've loved to have had those choices as a kid;)))

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Jess Harvie
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe they could make a decent kids menu and then kids would have real food they could eat instead of that c**p!

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Melissa Burris
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Going out to eat is supposed to be a treat and FUN. If kids wanted to eat 'real food', they would just stay home....lol.

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akash jain
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Come to India and there is no concept of kids menu as such. My parents ordered food that was easy to digest and had a little spice in it and was tasty. Ice cream always followed and as I grew up, I could order whatever I wished, but the only rule was that I ahd to finish the whole thing on my own. Being a vegetarian (65% of india is vegetarian), choices are plenty on what to eat. Burgers and pizza etc became common when I was in late teens.

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Christian Dechery
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They could just say random stuff + French fries to whatever a kid refuses to pick.

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Martin
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How about: You eat what I get you, or I will slap the taste from your mouth.

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Bender
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They forgot the absolute teen favourite, the Whatever double burger.

luismilian avatar
Luis Milian
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

little tommy what do you want to eat? I don't care, I'm not hungry. That's $7.50!! :-)

atlantike avatar
Arty
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

never understood these "kids menu"...why kids can't eat something more interesting than fries, burger, chicken or pasta? Can't restaurant just make smaller portion of more evolved form of food?

anyacendak avatar
Anja Čendak
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nah man, that would take effort, just stuff their faces with super greasy and salty food so they shut up.

Load More Replies...
robdar602 avatar
Roberta Peters
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What do I think? I think this page is TOO cluttered with ads!!!

dariab_1 avatar
Daria B
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I seriously don't understand children. They don't wanna eat, don't wanna sleep... All these things that I LOVE!

evisa-isabella-rose avatar
Evisa Isabella Rose
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

''I don't know!'' ''I don't care!" ''I'm not hungry!'' ''I don't want that!'' ...And they had to bring another table to fit all the food that the Johnsons ordered~~~ XD

gillian-concannon avatar
Gillian Concannon
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Brilliant idea even though we have not faced these problems with our children, made me smile.

54386d6ab695c avatar
Eli Gallows
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i don't think that this is healthy, those names of meals are funny, but what about change the menu from fries bullshits to good vegetables or something;)

ry_the_stunner avatar
Ry.the.Stunner
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because kids don't want to eat vegetables, and parents aren't going to pay for something their kids aren't going to eat.

Load More Replies...
crabcrab avatar
Hans
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, whatever we chose there we end up eating it ourselves anyway while the most tasty parts from our entrees will miracolously disappear...;)

flyngstargzr avatar
Hannah Hollowell
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ingenious idea, I would've loved to have had those choices as a kid;)))

jessharvie74 avatar
Jess Harvie
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe they could make a decent kids menu and then kids would have real food they could eat instead of that c**p!

stopstealingnames70 avatar
Melissa Burris
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Going out to eat is supposed to be a treat and FUN. If kids wanted to eat 'real food', they would just stay home....lol.

Load More Replies...
akashjain avatar
akash jain
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Come to India and there is no concept of kids menu as such. My parents ordered food that was easy to digest and had a little spice in it and was tasty. Ice cream always followed and as I grew up, I could order whatever I wished, but the only rule was that I ahd to finish the whole thing on my own. Being a vegetarian (65% of india is vegetarian), choices are plenty on what to eat. Burgers and pizza etc became common when I was in late teens.

cdechery avatar
Christian Dechery
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They could just say random stuff + French fries to whatever a kid refuses to pick.

martinw avatar
Martin
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How about: You eat what I get you, or I will slap the taste from your mouth.

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