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When homeowners try to save money and trust their know-it-all uncle to fix the cracked floors, they're just inviting trouble. Fortunately, structural inspectors are the ones who notice all the little details when they enter other people's houses. From stairs without handrails to faulty foundations and skeletons in the basement, they find every secret that sellers try so hard to hide.

Take it from this Boston area home inspector who created his own Instagram account just to show you some of the funniest and unbelievable things he's come across during check-ups over the past 25 years.

Bored Panda has collected some of the best photos that will make you feel glad that's not your house. So scroll down, upvote your favorite bizarre finds and make sure to check out Part 1 of this post right here.

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Nothing Can Possibly Go Wrong Here!

Nothing Can Possibly Go Wrong Here!

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Mary Rose Kent
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I lived in a place that caught on fire...that’s probably the most frightened I’ve ever been. Oh, also that time I got lost in the snow in Yosemite. It made me afraid of the outdoors for pretty much the rest of my life.

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We reached out to the creator of the account and the founder of Boston Home Inspectors, Inc., James Brock, who has seen pretty much everything in his line of work. As a business, they are proud of their reputation for thoroughness. They believe that a half-hearted inspection serves no one and put all of their focus on identifying the problems and putting them into proper perspective.

When asked about the inspiration behind the account, Brock told us that the idea was suggested by his daughter when they were out for pizza one day in 2016. "She had been on many inspections over the years to earn some spending money," he said.

"She gave the idea that I should post some of the funny things that we find during the inspections." The thought might have sounded strange at the time, but he decided to try it out. Ever since his first post, the account has grown and reached more than 16.4k followers who enjoy seeing bizarre things the inspectors find every day. 

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No Worries About Covid Washing Your Hands At This House!

No Worries About Covid Washing Your Hands At This House!

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When it comes to choosing which images to post on social media, there’s plenty of worthy material out there. The home inspector has captured more than 1500 pictures of questionable scenarios and objects left in plain sight while performing check-ups. Out of those, he has created a library of more than 200 images ready to be shared with the people of the Internet. 

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If you think that’s quite the number of missteps that owners do in order to improve their homes, that’s not even half of it. "There are many funny, crazy and scary things we find that just do not photograph well so we miss out on those," he said. 

#3

Masks Aren’t Saving You From This..yuck!

Masks Aren’t Saving You From This..yuck!

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Mother-In-Law Door!

Mother-In-Law Door!

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mulk
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

sequence: you fall down, then garage door open, aaaaaand the car rolls over you

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Mimi La Souris
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

professor time :D it’s an old barn. the hay bundles were raised to this opening by a pulley attached to the roof beam and stored upstairs, dry and sheltered.

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Brendan Boudreaux
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This isn't uncommon for warehouse/garage/shops. it makes it easy to fork things to the second story instead of having to figure out how to get them upstairs. I have one at my office, and my coworker has one at his house on his workshop.

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Eric Steward
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a converted barn. Barns have doors up there. The owners obviously wanted it to look better/let in natural light. It's not really weird unless you have a great ignorance of barns.

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Two_rolling_black_eyes
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you are ignorant - that used to be a hole to pass bales of hay through. The lower level is for livestock, farm equipment, etc and the hay goes up top. A full hay wagon will reach the top of that upper door so instead of throwing a 120lb bale of hay 18 ft down on the ground then carrying it back up the 18 ft, it goes through the hole. When you need to get a bale of hay, you pull up the wagon/pick up truck and throw it out into the bed. Once, again avoid moving a 120lb twice unnecessarily. There's a good chance you'll throw it out the upper door even if its for livestock below. You avoid crushing a barn cat or that calf that slipped out the stall not closed all the way.

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Jorocky
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are people still making mother in law jokes in this day and age. I thought they died out with the shitty 1970s comedians that used to tell them.

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Shine Caramia
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some houses in northern Michigan and Canada have second story doors for when the snow blocks the ground floor.

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Memere
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They have houses like that in upstate New York too, especially around Buffalo, where they can get 130" of snow.

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Caro Caro
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some Pandas are googling now "where to buy MIL doors" Haaahaha

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Sandra Llewelyn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Surely this is an old barn conversion, the doors at the top would have been for deliveries.

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Jo Johannsen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honey, what's all this leftover lumber? Oh, gosh, I forgot the balcony.

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Mary Rose Kent
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The House-Is-On-Fire-And-It’s-Better-To-Break-Your-Legs-Door—the HIOFAIBTBYLD—the shorter yet more unwieldy abbreviation!

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Wednesday
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Probably used to be for hay bales - where a nice railing to keep you from falling would also prevent you from loading the bales...

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Seadog
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where I live, that'll get your dwelling condemned and insurance cancelled if those doors can be opened.

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Jaybird3939
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm guessing this used to be a barn and that's where they threw the hay out. Not really great remodeling work though.

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Steven Meyer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For those houseguests that you really don’t want to stay too long

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Melissa J
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fire escapes are getting more and more dangerous...watch the 1st step it's a doozy. 😳

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Deson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I imagine that they perhaps planned or had at one point a balcony just below those doors.

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Richard Liu
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess it's a door for moving cargos. There should be a bracket & pulley at the lug of roof outside of this picture, so that you can lift heavies easily to 2nd floor.

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Twodogsandapicnictable
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like they converted an old barn and just used all the same holes that were already there.

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Brian Bennett
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep! Keep the old girl over the garage - I'm assuming this ia an unattached garage!

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Sequoia
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's like the Winchester house where doors and stairs lead to nowhere or a really high up place.

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Steph
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Been to Sarah's "haunted"house... nothing compatible! This is just a barn.

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K Sarfo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Im sure op is talking about a trashmonkey door, meaning himself.

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Rijkærd
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why such hate for MIL???...make sure its push to open and dont lock it...could put a faux balcony on doorframe for aesthetics

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Requiem
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

they were being facetious. that has nothing to do with people, youve never seen a barn?

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Brock does not want to overwhelm his followers, so he decided to post only one picture a day. The inspector told us that he did not intend for the account to become a place to lecture people on the things they shouldn’t do but rather "wanted the account to be light and funny for the viewer". It’s the place where people can go and relate to the images as homeowners and feel glad that their homes do not look like that.  

The home inspector also enjoys reading the replies of his audience: "Many of the viewers have a great wit and sense of humor. I often find myself saying 'Oh, I wish I would have thought of that comment to write'."

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When You Want To Share Your Experiences With Other!

When You Want To Share Your Experiences With Other!

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#6

Who Farted? Oh Wrong Gas Smell!

Who Farted? Oh Wrong Gas Smell!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

last time I saw that stuff on a pipe I was 65 feet down, in a ship wreck...

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The industry experts are interested in the content James Brock shares, too. He mentioned that sometimes he receives emails from other home inspectors or tradesmen saying "you failed to mention this problem in the background". But the creator has a lighthearted view on such remarks and replies that "this Instagram account is not a written full-fledged report" and shares a few laughs with his colleagues. 

#7

The New Green Gutter!

The New Green Gutter!

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thats a freaking forest on the gutter..might find a couple critters too

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No...i Said It Was The Black Wire!

No...i Said It Was The Black Wire!

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Him: unplugs a black wire. (also diffuses a bomb somewhere)

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A new home might be one of the biggest investments you’ll ever make and sometimes you can make some costly mistakes. Especially if you don’t know where to look. Having your house professionally checked by a structural inspector might give you information about certain defects that will save you thousands of dollars. 

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"Okay Move Along, Move Along People, There's Nothing To See Here!" Only 46 Air Fresheners In The House!

"Okay Move Along, Move Along People, There's Nothing To See Here!" Only 46 Air Fresheners In The House!

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Not What I Was Expecting?

Not What I Was Expecting?

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The experts not only check the main things like structure and exterior of the house and the basement but also windows, doors, fire hazards, appliances and outlets. They find the areas that cause concern and provide the information to the client. As they state on their website, "At the end of the inspection, the inspector will review the detailed report line-by-line and discuss the findings and recommendations. You will have a better understanding of the investment you are about to make."

#14

Snap! Crackle! & Crunch!

Snap! Crackle! & Crunch!

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Riding The Waves To The Bathroom...

Riding The Waves To The Bathroom...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The concern is, how did the floor flood because if it happened once, assuming the problem wasn't disclosed, it'll happen again.

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Just remember that your home requires regular maintenance and yearly inspection. So if you wish that pictures of your house do not end up on the Boston Home Inspectors Instagram account, make sure to check the things lurking behind the walls, under decks and in the ceiling. And if you need help, don’t hesitate to contact a professional tradesman who can give you a list of the things you should focus on.

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#27

Just Cut The Deck Posts To Make Your Patio Bigger!

Just Cut The Deck Posts To Make Your Patio Bigger!

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So Close!

So Close!

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#29

Timber!

Timber!

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#30

Nothing Says Happy Mother’s Day Better Than A Whirlpool Bath!

Nothing Says Happy Mother’s Day Better Than A Whirlpool Bath!

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Gilligan’s Deck!

Gilligan’s Deck!

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Good Thing They Have Backup!

Good Thing They Have Backup!

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Kitchen Sink With A Little Lip!

Kitchen Sink With A Little Lip!

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#34

Painting Over The Termites Makes Them Go Away...

Painting Over The Termites Makes Them Go Away...

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#35

But The City Permits Were Signed Off…

But The City Permits Were Signed Off…

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just caught mine doing this, only it was leaking in the wall, thank gawd I heard it before it got big

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Live And Still Working Perfectly Fine!

Live And Still Working Perfectly Fine!

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They are actually surprisingly safe. Well, as in they are not the fire hazard you'd expect them to be.

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You Need A Home Inspection So Your First Load Isn’t All Over The Place!

You Need A Home Inspection So Your First Load Isn’t All Over The Place!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Our laundry room in the basement has the outlets (electrical) at least four feet off the floor!

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