Family Sends The Most Awkward Christmas Cards For 15 Years, And It’s Too Funny
If you think you’ve already seen the most hilariously funny family Christmas cards, think again. Every year since 2003, the Bergeron family has been ringing in the holidays by producing the most clever and hilarious holiday cards we’ve ever seen, and just like the snow outside, they’re showing no signs of stopping.
Mike Bergeron, his wife Laura, and their two daughters knew online as ‘Gigi,’ and ‘Juju’ have made an annual tradition out of the refreshingly original family portrait photoshoots, and each December, they choose a new knee-slapping theme. Whether they draw on pop culture, local culture, or embarrassingly awkward family photos of yore, they always seem to pull it off as a team. Special credit is due, of course, to the JC Penney Portrait Studio, which has seen them all the way from ‘white trash Christmas’ to a full drag ensemble.
Scroll down to take in each joyful Christmas cards edition for yourself, read the stories behind them in Mike Bergeron’s own words, and tell us which of the funny pictures have sent you into a fit of jolly laughter in the comments.
2003, Forty & Fighting It
Our first card! The original concept was “Plugs & Juggs,” but we had to choose this photo because of the priceless facial expressions, even though you can’t see Laura’s overly-augmented rack. Thus, we call this “Forty & Fighting It.” The photographer tried to move the light away from overhead, and I had to ask her to shine it directly down on me – she didn’t know how to tell me that it was reflecting off of my head and making me look like I was balding. Finally, I just told her that the balding look was what I was after. She had no idea that we were dressed up in costumes!
2004, We’re Dreaming of a White Trash Xmas
When I went to the JC Penney Portrait Studio to pick-up our cards, they were very busy with the holiday rush, and the manager (who was also the cashier) was clearly stressed-out, answering phones, organizing photo sittings, delegating to her employees and systematically trying to work through the line at the cash register. After patiently waiting for about 10 minutes, it was my turn to be helped, and she immediately went into sales mode, taking control of the transaction and regurgitating her customer service talk track in a frenzy, multitasking all-the-while, mind you, and not able to give me her full attention.
Her – “Welcome to JC Penney Portrait Studio, how can I help you today, sir?”
Me – “I’m here to pick up my Christmas cards.”
Her – “Okay, what is your last name?”
Me – “It’s Bergeron, but I have my receipt right here if that helps.”
Her – “Okay, thank you. Give me just a moment while I get your order. Sir, it appears they accidentally printed an 8×10, which is usually $19.99, but we’ll let you have it for $5 since it was our mistake.”
Me – “No thanks.”
Her – “Okay…well, I see that your wife is pregnant…I hope you will be coming back to JC Penney to take your baby pictures.”
Me (smiling at the realization that she doesn’t get the joke) – “Actually, she’s not pregnant…and if she were, I wouldn’t let her drink beer or smoke cigarettes…and, as you can see, I don’t have a mullet. It’s a joke card.”
In the midst of what was utter chaos for her at that moment, she just sort of stared at me in bewilderment as the cashier next to her stopped what he was doing, leaned over to look at the card and said to me with pure and utter excitement, “Dude, that’s awesome!”
Me – “Thanks. Merry Christmas!”
As I took my cards and walked away, the manager stood there in absolute confusion, her brain apparently frozen with the realization that her sales training had failed to prepare her for this situation.
2005, Your Aunt & Uncle Who Live in the Midwest
Being a Bergeron, I have always known that I would eventually lose my hair. We are trained from birth to accept the fact that someday our hair will fall out. At the age of 32, it was apparent to me that my days were numbered and if I wanted to make fun of being bald, then this would likely be my last chance before the joke would become a reality. So, on the afternoon of the photo shoot, I had Laura shave the hair off of the top of my head…and I’ve been bald ever since. The thing is, I had to walk around with a bald head for a couple of weeks while the holiday card was processing and shipping, but I didn’t want to give anyone any hints about what the card might be. So, when people would ask me why I suddenly shaved all of the hair off of my head, I would give them some made-up excuse like, “I joined a cult” or, “I’m a racist” or, “Chicks really seem to like that Vin Diesel guy, so I thought I’d give it a shot.” Incidentally, one of the other excuses I would give was, “I’m a competitive swimmer, and I wanted to shave some time off my laps.” A few years later, I was bartending, and my friend Kristine came in with one of her girlfriends. We chatted a bit, and I mixed them up some special shots and then Kristine got up to go to the restroom, and her friend says to me, “So, Kristine tells me you’re a swimmer.” Now the question is: How many people are out there who still believe I joined a cult?
2006, A Very Special Xmas
A couple of years before we started this tradition, my friend, Jeremy, worked during the holidays in a photo studio. If he thought that a family portrait was particularly funny, he would print a copy for himself and put it on display in his living room. They were all awkward and wonderful in their own way, but there was one photo, in particular, that was so delightfully goofy and uncomfortable that it has always stuck with me. This card is an effort to recreate the magic of that card. I’ll be the first to admit that we fall terribly short, but I think it still manages to bring some joy to the holiday season!
2007, American Gothic Xmas
Overshadowed by controversy, some “purists” have accused us of cheating with this particular card because we Photoshopped it. For those who love it, thanks…we love you, too. For those who feel we cheated…look, we actually dressed-up in costumes and took a photograph for this card (we even bought a pitchfork!). However, since the original work was done with paint on canvas and did not look like a real-life photo, we felt it would be a better choice to manipulate our photo to look like the painting. Since neither Laura nor I are graphic designers, it was quite difficult and time-consuming, but we are very pleased with the way it came out. Anyone who thinks we took the easy way out on this one is simply oblivious to the effort it required. By the way, this was Laura’s departed grandmother’s favorite out of all of our cards. Oh, and for those of you who have suggested that the guy looks nothing like me, just wait until my relatives on my dad’s side view this post and they all chime-in about how I look exactly like my Grandpa Bergeron. In short, suck it, haters!
2008, Merry Krishnas
We got started a little late this year, which meant that when we went to JC Penney to take our picture, there was a one hour wait. We walked through the mall and wound up eating dinner in the food court. I only wish that we had brought flowers.
2009, Los Cholos
This is my personal favorite. Some cards are obviously a joke, but when a card looks as real as this one, it is something special. Again, on this particular year, we weren’t able to take the picture until after Thanksgiving, so the JC Penney photo studio was bustling, and we had to wait for an hour to get in. Understandably so, Laura was nervous about walking around the Westminster Mall looking like we did, but I reassured her by saying, “Seriously? Look at us…nobody is going to fuck with us!” I was right…not a single person would even make eye contact with us.
2010, Olin Mills Family Portrait from 1981
May your holiday table be a smorgasbord of cheese balls, fruitcakes, and hams! In many ways, this card best represents what we were trying to achieve from the very beginning. Our concept was inspired by the inherently awkward nature of holiday family photos that has now become so popular in the age of the internet. We wanted to try to capture that awkwardness (in a next level sort of way) and give everyone we know the gift of having a funny card on their fridge that would capture the spirit of the holiday season. When they had people over to their house during the holidays, they could take pleasure in seeing their guests’ reactions upon viewing the card without realizing it was a joke. On a side note, as a bald man who has known his entire life that he would grow up to be bald, it had been a longtime aspiration of mine to sport a combover at some point because they are so fascinating in their ridiculousness! So, this particular card allowed me to not only fulfill a lifelong dream but also to capture it in all of its glory for the ages.
2011, The Unibrows
I love the idea for this picture, but personally, I think it could’ve been better executed. Don’t get me wrong, we look funny & Gigi really gives the card a whole other dynamic with her incredible cuteness, but I think this concept had the potential to be our best card ever, if we had done it right.
2012, Goth Xmas
This is your legacy, girls…embrace it!
2013, Jazz Hands
Sometimes you catch lightning in a bottle :) Look at Laura…bringing it! Look at Gigi…bringing it! Look at Juju…well, protesting (at least she’s consistent). I am truly blessed.
2014, The Holidays Are Such a Drag
I doubt if anyone at the JC Penney Portrait Studio even thought twice about Laura and the girls, but it was a pretty busy year, and we were waiting for about 45 minutes for the photographer to be available, so I am certain that my presence made a lot of people uncomfortable in the studio’s waiting area. I had to hunt high and low for shoes that would fit me (thanks Lane Bryant) and, of course, I shaved my legs, so you can imagine how excited I was that we wound up choosing a shot from the waist up. And, seriously, how friggin’ cute are those boys? If we had given Gigi glasses, I think she would’ve looked an awful lot like Ralphie!
2015, Les Modèles (AKA Fashionistas, AKA Euro Trash)
His shoes – $850, her shoes – $950, spending your holiday with the Bergerons – priceless.
2016, Cussin Jerry nem
A little over a year ago, Gigi started calling me “Cousin Jerry.” It caught on with her little sister and, after a while, I started talking to them as I imagined Cousin Jerry would. Since then, he has become a regular visitor in our household, so it seemed fitting to share him with all of you this holiday season. If y’all are lucky, you may get to see “Creepy Larry” (another Gigi-inspired character) and his family in a future card…we’ll just have to see. Side note…and I feel like I say this every year, but…look at Gigi bringing it!!!
2017, Gingers in Paradise
We went in a slightly different direction this year, which required stepping out of the JCP Portrait Studio and using a photographer (big thanks to Marco Montenegro) at the local beach. This our nod to the ever-so-popular holiday card theme that says “Look at us soaking up the sun’s rays in a beautiful tropical paradise while you’re freezing your nuts off…don’t you wish you were us?”
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Share on FacebookWhat a great and creative family project!!! Their little girls will have such funny and wonderful memories of their parents years from now!!
2016 is by far my favorite. I pit my coffee all over the place :)
These cards are funny but the 2006 card makes fun of intellectual disability ('special' people) so that is probably offensive for many people. You can choose your religion and way of life so it is OK to make jokes about them but disabilities are not something you can choose.
Load More Replies...simply the best anyone would love to receive a family card like this
Brutal. Simply brutal. 2016 is too my favorite. Absolutely brutal. *Standing ovation*
2014 had me laughing out loud at work bc its the same as my father's and his wife's card, ohmygod JAJAJAJAJ
Amazing! I hope they pass that creativity and sense of humor on to their kids!
Finaly a post where I wanted to read ALL - can't wait to see next year's photo.
Pretty sure the Los Cholos one is just a bit on the racist side. Why not do blackface while you're at it?
A couple of the photos are missing for me--anyone else? I wanted to see all of them.
I love this. I can't imagine what their kids will think when they see the pics when they get older.
Dear 2004 JC Penney manager, there's a time to upsell, and there's a time to just enjoy your client's quirky vision. 2016 is my favorite, Gigi's total commitment to her character is the funniest thing ever!
The Olin Mills one reminded me of all the bad pictures I've seen by them ...so over posed ~~~~~~~~~
Someone please help! I'm so confused. When was the Olin Mills pic really taken and how old are the girls really in 2017???
Load More Replies...I would give anything to be on their Christmas card list!!! How awesome!
These are better than pics put out by a lot of professional comedians! What lucky kids to have such fun, wacky parents.
I love that there isn't a politically correct one of these in the bunch which makes it that much funnier. You slay the Christmas card game Bergeron Family.
Dude, I am literally sitting here with tears rolling down my face from laughing so freaking hard. If I have another heart attack (had one last week) I swear I will sue you for making me laugh myself into a second. These are totally righteous -- just when I thought I found the funniest one? I scroll and there's another. If I have to choose - 2013, Jazz Hands put me totally over the top. You are #funfamilygoals I have a strong feeling there is a lot of laughter in your home. Pranking is a long lost art and I miss it so damned caller id and delicate people.
hahahahahaha, love it, reminds of various branches of the family.
Some humility in each of them. Except poor choice to display criminality by the pregn. drinking and smoking.
love it.... what an awesome idea and awesome couple... I can just imagine how the recipients are looking forward to every years surprise :D
They would be picture cards I'd feel NO regret on tossing each year after Christmas. I hate getting picture cards. Often they're from people I don't know all that well and I really don't want pictures of them or their kids. But many people say they feel guilty if they toss them after the holidays. I used to, no more. What upsets me the most though is this couple has either completely forgotten the REAL reason we celebrate Christmas or they've never know it from the start. Christmas isn't about seeing how you can creatively mock and insult other people and outdo your previous efforts at it. That's their entire point, how ridiculous can we look and how can we make fun of others who are stereotyped this way everyday? This couple most likely have 2 story blowup Santas and reindeer on their lawn too saying its for the kids.
I wish I were on your Christmas card list. These are hilarious. I also wish we were friends. You both are creative, fearless and utterly witty. Merry Christmas!!
Some of these look like my actual family photos. Someone needs to take my internet away.
This is the funniest thing I've seen in a LONG time! I'm cryin' ovea hea!
Really creative! Awesome! I love how the whole family thinks together..
Gigi is definitely a girl after her dad's heart. It's so sweet to see a family having a hilariously good time together. You know they're the most popular people at a party!!
I love this! Don't fully understand the Cussin Jerry Nem though, was it a reference to something specific?
I just know somebody is going to be offended. Tough, it's funny as hell.
Great memories for the kids, even if they are embarrassed by them for a time.
I'm no sensitive Sally but some of these are stereotypical as hell and distasteful. Good thing they are teaching the next generation to be as bigoted. Lovely.
I hope you're joking. I had a feeling someone would find some way to be offended, but sincerely hoped I was wrong.
Load More Replies...What a great and creative family project!!! Their little girls will have such funny and wonderful memories of their parents years from now!!
2016 is by far my favorite. I pit my coffee all over the place :)
These cards are funny but the 2006 card makes fun of intellectual disability ('special' people) so that is probably offensive for many people. You can choose your religion and way of life so it is OK to make jokes about them but disabilities are not something you can choose.
Load More Replies...simply the best anyone would love to receive a family card like this
Brutal. Simply brutal. 2016 is too my favorite. Absolutely brutal. *Standing ovation*
2014 had me laughing out loud at work bc its the same as my father's and his wife's card, ohmygod JAJAJAJAJ
Amazing! I hope they pass that creativity and sense of humor on to their kids!
Finaly a post where I wanted to read ALL - can't wait to see next year's photo.
Pretty sure the Los Cholos one is just a bit on the racist side. Why not do blackface while you're at it?
A couple of the photos are missing for me--anyone else? I wanted to see all of them.
I love this. I can't imagine what their kids will think when they see the pics when they get older.
Dear 2004 JC Penney manager, there's a time to upsell, and there's a time to just enjoy your client's quirky vision. 2016 is my favorite, Gigi's total commitment to her character is the funniest thing ever!
The Olin Mills one reminded me of all the bad pictures I've seen by them ...so over posed ~~~~~~~~~
Someone please help! I'm so confused. When was the Olin Mills pic really taken and how old are the girls really in 2017???
Load More Replies...I would give anything to be on their Christmas card list!!! How awesome!
These are better than pics put out by a lot of professional comedians! What lucky kids to have such fun, wacky parents.
I love that there isn't a politically correct one of these in the bunch which makes it that much funnier. You slay the Christmas card game Bergeron Family.
Dude, I am literally sitting here with tears rolling down my face from laughing so freaking hard. If I have another heart attack (had one last week) I swear I will sue you for making me laugh myself into a second. These are totally righteous -- just when I thought I found the funniest one? I scroll and there's another. If I have to choose - 2013, Jazz Hands put me totally over the top. You are #funfamilygoals I have a strong feeling there is a lot of laughter in your home. Pranking is a long lost art and I miss it so damned caller id and delicate people.
hahahahahaha, love it, reminds of various branches of the family.
Some humility in each of them. Except poor choice to display criminality by the pregn. drinking and smoking.
love it.... what an awesome idea and awesome couple... I can just imagine how the recipients are looking forward to every years surprise :D
They would be picture cards I'd feel NO regret on tossing each year after Christmas. I hate getting picture cards. Often they're from people I don't know all that well and I really don't want pictures of them or their kids. But many people say they feel guilty if they toss them after the holidays. I used to, no more. What upsets me the most though is this couple has either completely forgotten the REAL reason we celebrate Christmas or they've never know it from the start. Christmas isn't about seeing how you can creatively mock and insult other people and outdo your previous efforts at it. That's their entire point, how ridiculous can we look and how can we make fun of others who are stereotyped this way everyday? This couple most likely have 2 story blowup Santas and reindeer on their lawn too saying its for the kids.
I wish I were on your Christmas card list. These are hilarious. I also wish we were friends. You both are creative, fearless and utterly witty. Merry Christmas!!
Some of these look like my actual family photos. Someone needs to take my internet away.
This is the funniest thing I've seen in a LONG time! I'm cryin' ovea hea!
Really creative! Awesome! I love how the whole family thinks together..
Gigi is definitely a girl after her dad's heart. It's so sweet to see a family having a hilariously good time together. You know they're the most popular people at a party!!
I love this! Don't fully understand the Cussin Jerry Nem though, was it a reference to something specific?
I just know somebody is going to be offended. Tough, it's funny as hell.
Great memories for the kids, even if they are embarrassed by them for a time.
I'm no sensitive Sally but some of these are stereotypical as hell and distasteful. Good thing they are teaching the next generation to be as bigoted. Lovely.
I hope you're joking. I had a feeling someone would find some way to be offended, but sincerely hoped I was wrong.
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