I remember sitting going to a restaurant once with a group of friends. We’d been placed under a speaker that was blaring music, and making it quite difficult to have any sort of conversation. When the waiter arrived, I ordered my meal, and a Coca-Cola. “And could you turn that softer, please?” I asked, as I pointed to the speaker above my head. I noted his slight look of confusion as he wrote down the order, turned and walked towards the kitchen. Moments later, he was back. “Excuse me, Mam," he said. "I’m just not sure I understand how we turn the coke softer.” Needless to say, everyone at the table burst out laughing as I clarified it was the music that needed to be turned softer, the Coke was fine as is.
With more than 8 billion people in the world, and thousands of different languages and accents, there are bound to be more than a few misunderstandings between us. Some miscommunications can have dire consequences and lead to mass chaos. Others are just plain hilarious. People have been sharing the funniest times someone totally misunderstood the words, picture or assignment.
Bored Panda has picked our favorites and compiled list for your viewing pleasure. From a purse being mistaken for a dog, to some more than mildly embarrassing words being engraved on a tombstone, there's enough here to have you rolling on the floor with laughter.
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Does He Know How Expensive Avocados Are?! Why Would He Complain About Free Ones?
We've Been Trying To Teach Him To Drop Toys In The Bucket Before He Goes Outside. He Clearly Misunderstood
Really Thinking Outside Of The Box
NPR tells the 1912 story of a Mrs. Joseph C. Yeager who flew into panic after receiving a wire from her husband. Mr. Yeager had been described as a "horseman, gambler and all-around plunger". So it’s no surprise that when his wife "hastily scanned" a telegram from him while he was at the racecourse, she went into a spin.
"Broke. Even lost on Dollie," she read, and immediately started doing damage control, unable to imagine a life without money.
I Went To The Room Exactly Beneath The Correct One, Which Happens To Look Identical In Every Way
This Cake Deserves Two Nobel Prizes In Different Fields
This is better. I would like to know the people that misunderstood as most people wouldn't. Lol.
My Favourite Store, Louie’s
NPR reports that Mrs. Yeager went out and pawned $35,000 worth of jewels. She only received $6,000 for them, but accepted out of desperation. Imagine her surprise when her husband rocked up at home with money in his pocket… “but not enough to get his wife's jewels out of hock.”
As it turns out, the telegram had actually said "Broke even. Lost on Dollie." According to media reports, the couple eventually divorced.
So I Came Out The House At 5 This Morning And I Saw This Bloke Leaning On A Wall With A Walking Stick I Thought He Must Be Out Of Breath. Just Went Back Out And He's Still There I Shouted Mate You Alright? No Reply, So I Walked Over To Check On Him And Its A Trampoline Net Hanging Over The Wall
Was At My Kid’s School For A Costume Parade. One Dad Misunderstood In The Best Way Possible
He 100% knew what he was doing I'd say. especially if his child went as a Ghostbuster.
Fully Accepted And Welcomed
Even big brands aren’t immune to missing the point. When Parker Pen released a ballpoint pen that promised not to leak, it was a hit. In America, at least. Their English ad slogan went along the lines of, “It won’t leak in your pocket and embarrass you.” But when the pen was released in Mexico, someone either stuffed up big-time, or intentionally set out to take the p*ss.
It's reported that Parker Pen "mistakenly" thought that the Spanish word for ’embarrass’ was embarazar. That word actually means "to be pregnant." The result? An expensive campaign rollout with an advert that translated into “It won’t leak in your pocket and make you pregnant.” Oops!
As A Fellow Speech Impediment For R’s As Well I Feel So Bad For This Kid. His Parents Gave Him The Worst Name Without Realizing It
I knew a kid whose name was Titchen Alekadew. Christian Alexander. LOL It was adorable to hear him introduce himself!
Assuming This Is A Community College Course
I would forgive them. They seem reasonable as they did admit their mistake and apologized.
I Believe That's Meant To Be The Date
Vehicles aren't cheap to make, export or sell. So when automobile companies embark on a mission to sell their goods in another country, one would like to think that they've done all the research needed. It turns out that's not always the case—and some big motor manufacturing brands have learned the hard way.
According to this hilarious but insightful e-consultancy blog post, "Mitsubishi launched ‘the masturbator’ in Spain, Toyota offered Puerto Ricans the chance to drive an 'ugly old woman', while nobody at General Motors managed to clock that ‘Nova’ (or No Va) translated to ‘It doesn’t go’."
More Alarming To Me Is The 127 Unread Texts
Your Address, Mark
I know this was meant to be a fun exercise, but this seems like a trick to get people to answer standard security questions.
That Took A Minute But I Got It
*in my ESL teacher voice* And this, kids, is why we need to expand our vocabulary and learn synonyms
The consultancy continues its post calling Kia out for its unfortunate oopsie in Brazil. "Although a popular model in other countries, the Besta van performed poorly in Brazil," reads the site. "While ‘besta’ can mean ‘beast’, it also doubles as a rather derogatory term for an idiot."
But it must be Ford that took the cake in the early 1970s. "The Ford Pinto is a relatively unremarkable name for a car at face value, and sold well in Europe," explained the marketing and e-commerce platform. "But, in launching the imported model into Brazil, that they discovered ‘Pinto’ is Brazilian Portuguese slang for small male genitalia."
After losing money, and face, Ford changed the car model's name to Corcel, which apparently means horse or steed.
Mommy Misunderstood The Assignment
Hahahahaha I Love This
In Fairness, That's A Pretty Adorable Sleeping Purse
Keynote speaker and best-selling author Tony J. Hughes has a LinkedIn post about companies getting lost in translation. He lists a number of funny fails including this classic:
“Australian brewer Castlemaine launched its XXXX (‘four-ex’) beer in the USA using their trademarked jingle ‘I can feel a four-ex coming on’ which had proved so successful in the Australian market. Unfortunately the company was unaware that XXXX was the brand name of a successful American condom manufacturer!”
Dad Made The Classic Mistake Of Buying Something On Amazon Without Checking It's Size. We Now Have Two 10 Foot Lamps
This is the first time I have seen something come too large. Usually it is much smaller than depicted.
A Goose Family Calmly Hanging Out With The Scary Wolf Statue That's Supposed To Deter Them From Doing Just That
Our Theme Was 'Grease'.... I May Have Misunderstood
Miscommunication, mistranslation, and mishaps are inevitable, even between those who speak the same language. "People bring their wants, experiences, likes, and dislikes to any communication interaction they engage in," says interpersonal communication lecturer Anita Vangelisti, from the University of Texas at Austin. "The things they bring to any interaction affect how they interpret others' communication and how they respond."
I Wish This Was Fake. Meet Jenn
Best Thing I've Seen All Day
Something I Would Do
But the expert wants you to know that "miscommunication isn't always a bad thing." According to her, in some cases, miscommunication can actually be beneficial to your relationships.
"Romantic partners who are satisfied with their relationships engage in a form of miscommunication," explained Vangelisti. "They often interpret each other's communication more positively than it was intended. In this way, miscommunication can help us keep our relationships happy."
I Just Found Out This Isn’t Me... My Parents Never Took Out The Stock Photo And It’s Been There For Like Ten Years
You Had One Job
Lots Of Luck In International Travel After That One
Potluck Misunderstandings
Imagine Being In Line At Starbucks Glancing Up To Misunderstand What Was Taking Place. 🤦🏽♂️ My First Initial Thought On God Was… “Put It In Reverse Terry. Put It In Reverse.” 😂
Someone Misunderstood The Sign At Starbucks Today
My Sister Asked For A Nintendo Switch For Xmas... Her Boyfriend Must Have Misunderstood
Supposed To Say "Our Little Jedi"
So had a cake made and she asked what I wanted put on it & I said "Happy Birthday to my little JEDI" (Star Wars reference). She clearly misunderstood me. I thought it was so funny I kept it like it was instead of having her fix it. My friend whose birthday it was (he is 45 years old) thought it was hilarious.
The Time This Boyfriend Made It Apparent He Had One Thing On His Mind
I Loved This For Him, Not So Much For Myself
My Friend's GF's Dad Sent Them An Xxxxl Cutting Board For Their Housewarming By Mistake
Uh, It Was Supposed To Say "Happy Bastille Day"
These Are Supposed To Be Pillsbury Croissants But I Didn’t Know That I Had To Physically Shape Them Croissants Before Putting Them In The Oven
I thought they’d magically be croissants when I took them out. So now I have bread shaped like right triangles.
My dad did that for Thanksgiving one year, my mom was furious. We just laughed.
He Said He Wanted It Blank So Let's Write Down What He Told Us!
If you type words in the engraving message field, that's what they engrave. As is. It's not a request field.
This Made Me Laugh
My Mom And Dad Stayed In A Hotel Last Night. My Mom Didn't Understand How The Microwave Was Supposed To Work
Same! I Have To Wear A Suit Because I Was Too Anxious For A First Timer. Meanwhile, My Seatmate Was Wearing Casual Pants And Shirt
I Think There Was A Bit Of A Misunderstanding Here
Another person not realising the engraving message field is not a request or comment field...
I Got A Coconut Shake From A Local Burger Joint And Thought It Tasted Weird. I Looked At The Label Before I Threw It Away And Learned That There Was A Big Miscommunication In The Drive-Thru
Best Wishes Suzanne. And Underneath That, We Will Miss You
Guess Who Thought The Soy Sauce Was Syrup This Morning :/
Not sure why, but my Mom once put Hersheys syrup in a butter bowl, I got me some vanilla ice cream poured the syrup over it. Only to find out she also had some homemade BBQ sauce in another butter bowl..0 out of 5.. would not recommend.
I Once Saw Someone Order An Omelette With Muenster And They Got Scrambled Eggs Mixed With Mustard
Should I Tell My Mom She's Supposed To Take The iPad Out Of The Box?
I Spelt Out My Name (Jeremy) 4 Times For The Girl At Carvel And She Still Managed To Spell It Wrong
Think They May Have Misunderstood The Point Of This Space
Best Of Craigslist Gem: "Whether It Was A Misunderstanding Or What, The Stone Wall Was Not Included In The Free Items Offered Up On Craigslist. Please Bring Back The Stones And The Pillars, As These Belong To Our Landlord, And The Wall Was Of Sentimental Value."
I'm 13, newly 'a woman'. I'm headed to the store with my mom and I mentioned that I needed Stayfree (pads) and she replied "Can't you just use Right Guard(antiperspirant)?". Um, no
I was 14 and told my dad I needed pads from the store. He came back with 3 pads of writing paper
Load More Replies...I sent a coworker some details so he could set up a load test against an application. He was to set up several different requests, all requiring a password. I listed each app, various details, including the password. Password was the same for all, so I wrote it once, then wrote "Ditto" for all the rest (so he would be sure he could copy just once and paste multiple times). Well, most of the requests failed and I kept double-checking that I'd given him the right password. Finally we figure out he'd set the passwords to the word "Ditto". I do take partial blame for it, but I mean, come on!
I can understand this one being a problem. It has been at least ten years since I have heard the word "ditto".
Load More Replies...This article lacked cool hilarity too much very recycled material sorry
I'm 13, newly 'a woman'. I'm headed to the store with my mom and I mentioned that I needed Stayfree (pads) and she replied "Can't you just use Right Guard(antiperspirant)?". Um, no
I was 14 and told my dad I needed pads from the store. He came back with 3 pads of writing paper
Load More Replies...I sent a coworker some details so he could set up a load test against an application. He was to set up several different requests, all requiring a password. I listed each app, various details, including the password. Password was the same for all, so I wrote it once, then wrote "Ditto" for all the rest (so he would be sure he could copy just once and paste multiple times). Well, most of the requests failed and I kept double-checking that I'd given him the right password. Finally we figure out he'd set the passwords to the word "Ditto". I do take partial blame for it, but I mean, come on!
I can understand this one being a problem. It has been at least ten years since I have heard the word "ditto".
Load More Replies...This article lacked cool hilarity too much very recycled material sorry