At this point, the number combination of 20 and 20, aka 2020, the year the world went nuts, is a joke in itself. And quite a good one. But in case you were out and about on Elon Musk’s SpaceX and haven’t enjoyed all the tragi(comedic) fun that has been going on for the past… since January 1st, we invite you to sit back for an open mic.

We hand-picked the funniest jokes from the r/jokes subreddit that has been getting 500 or more puns, one-liners, and witticisms every day from its 18.9M members. It’s like an online comedy cellar on its own that has been helping people to “Get Your Funny On!” since it was launched in 2008.

This year, however, has been particularly fruitful for r/jokes. I mean, do ya seriously need an explanation why?


My Tinder bio says that I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and that I'm paid to travel.
My dates never seem too happy when I tell them I'm a bus driver.

rickiefowlercr7 Report


The president of the US is threatening to send the military to suppress US citizens.
Looks like Americans are finally gonna get a taste of democracy and freedom.

selfunimployed Report


My wife left me because I am insecure
No wait, she's back. She just went to get coffee

Nintendant42 Report


Last night my girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed…
2 minutes later she told me all the charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.

albomanthegreat Report


Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?
In charge of the sequence, Yoda was.

Obloinator Report


I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer “Smoking” or “Non-smoking”.
Apparently the correct terms are “Cremation” and “Burial”.



America seems to have successfully prevented a second wave of corona
By keeping the first one going

the-koolio Report


Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump...
But that’s comparing apples to oranges.

BrainStorm07 Report


A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank
The rabbit says : I think I might be a type O.

DisastrousFrenchGuy Report


If "womb" is pronounced "woom", "tomb" is pronounced "toom" then shouldn't "bomb" be pronounced "BOOM" I hope that blew your minds

fifty-fives Report


‌‌I j‌‌ust d‌‌iscovered t‌‌hat t‌‌he w‌‌ord "‌‌nothing" i‌‌s a‌‌ p‌‌alindrome...
Backwards i‌‌t s‌‌pells "‌‌gnihton", w‌‌hich a‌‌lso m‌‌eans n‌‌othing.

vpetrychuk Report


What is a Karen called in Europe?
An American.

CrazyGeetar Report


They told me i wouldn’t be good at poetry because i’m dyslexic
But so far I’ve made 3 jugs and a vase and they are lovely.

reddit Report


Do you want to know why the republicans won't impeach Trump?
Because they believe in carrying a baby to full term.

zPureAssassiNz Report


Dude 1: Hey, bro?Dude 2: Yeah bro? Dude 1: Can you pass me that pamphlet? Dude 2: Brochure

lexflexluthor Report


My wife just completed a 40 week body building program this morning
It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz

2020Chapter Report


Today I was invited by a female janitor to smoke some weed at her apartment, but i politley declined.
I can’t deal with high maintenance women.

Havtak16 Report


My friend gets really upset when I call him a flat-Earther
He says the correct term is bulldozer operator.

GeneReddit123 Report


My roommate says our house is haunted
I've been living here for 300 years and i havnt noticed [crap]

maracaboi Report


My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
I know he means well.



Yesterday I spotted an albino dalmatian.
It was the least I could do for the guy.

HellsJuggernaut Report


My girlfriend asked me to name off all my sexual partners in order
I probably should've stopped when I got to her name

vpetrychuk Report


What’s the difference between a police officer and a bullet?
When a bullet kills someone else, you know it’s been fired

ElonMuskIsMyWaifu Report


Marijuana is legal and haircuts are against the law.
It took half a century but Hippies finally won.

MohanBhargava Report


I hate that SEPTember, OCTober, NOVember, and DECember aren't the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months......
Whoever [messed] this up should be stabbed!

mohicansgonnagetya Report


imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.
there would be mass confusion.

Mr_nobrody Report


In Jamaica, a slice of pie costs $3.50. In the Bahamas, a slice of pie costs $5.50.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

evan_lolz Report


Her: What do you do?
Me: I race cars.

Her: Do you win many races?

Me: No, the cars are much faster.

ChrisBaker111 Report


We cannot allow this year to end
That would be admitting that 2021

Kelly240361 Report


99.9% of people are idiots.
Fortunately, I belong to the 1% of intelligent people

eugenefx Report


Why did Karen press Ctrl+Alt+Delete?
She wanted to see the task manager.

thudly Report


If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN
you get them VERY ANGRY

Whello578 Report


This shutdown is bad for everyone in the service industry, but it especially sucks for men
We're losing $1 for every $.79 women are losing

Azkabacon Report

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6 was afraid of 7 because 789. But why did 7 eat 9?
Because he needed 3² meals a day.

coolguydude5 Report


To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner.
They picked pizza. Then I made tacos because they don't live in a swing state.

atomsmasher42 Report


My wife screamed in pain during labor so I asked, “What’s wrong?”. She screamed. “These contractions are going to kill me!”
“I am sorry, honey,” I replied. “What is wrong?”

2020Chapter Report


Yesterday, I changed a light bulb, crossed the street, and walked into a bar.
My life is a joke.

porichoygupto Report


50 shades of grey

#4e5054, #272727, #282828, #292929, #2b2b2b, #2c2c2c, #2e2e2e, #313131, #323232, #343434, #353535, #373737, #393939, #3a3a3a, #3c3c3c, #3f3f3f, #404040, #424242, #444444, #454545, #474747, #484848, #4a4a4a, #4b4b4b, #4d4d4d, #4e4e4e, #505050, #515151, #535353, #565656, #575757, #585858, #595959, #5b5b5b, #5c5c5c, #5e5e5e, #616161, #626262, #646464, #656565, #676767, #6a6a6a, #6b6b6b, #6c6c6c, #6d6d6d, #6f6f6f, #727272, #737373, #757575, #767676

AddictedReddit Report


A guy named Bart walks into a bar, he immediately gets shot and dies. Who killed him?
The Bartender

Quack__Up Report


I accidently sprayed deodorant in my mouth today
Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent

RestingBitFace Report


Girls who talks about girls' problems are great.
But girls who talk about environmental problems are Greta.

shyggar Report


We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the…

madazzahatter Report


Someone broke into my house and stole 20% of my couch

Pexagon05 Report

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I used to shave my testicles with a razor blade.
But since I got Parkinson's, I don't have the balls to do it anymore.

karmanutte Report


I got arrested for illegally downloading Wikipedia in its entirety
...before I got arrested I said "wait I can explain everything

juheelsejpal Report


What’s the difference between North Korea and the US?
North Koreans can’t tell if their leader is seriously dead. Americans can’t tell if their leader is dead serious.

pegasus47 Report


As a responsible employer, All my staff are in a 2 week quarantine.
Productivity is through the roof since nobody can leave the office.

Makefoodandthings Report


Student: Are “well” and “actually” both single-syllable words?
Teacher: Well yes , but actually no

Satyam18 Report


My friend Ty came first in the Beijing marathon 5 years ago, but still has not been awarded a gold medal.
China refuses to acknowledge Ty won.

Po1sonator Report


All countries eventually got coronavirus
But China got it right off the bat.

CherryBlackEyes Report


I loaned my girlfriend $100 sometime soon after we met. After 3 years, when I broke up with her, she returned exactly $100.
I guess I just lost interest in that relationship.

Yokozuuna Report


Today is the last time I will see my 80 year old grandpa
Because tomorrow he turns 81!

Chasehasaface Report


I really hope coronavirus can't spread through sex
It would be so lonely being the last man on Earth.

TapiocaTuesday Report

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Why is Spider-Man so good at comebacks?
Because with great power comes great response ability. Report


The last thing my grandfather said before he died was “It’s worth it to spend money on good speakers.”
That was some sound advice.

porichoygupto Report


When you say "poop" your mouth moves in the same way your anus does.
The same goes for "explosive diarrhea".

timeshaper Report


Why didn't 4 ask out 5
Because he was 2².

Prussian12 Report


I saw a girl crying, so I asked her “Where are your parents?” and she started crying even more. Man, I love working at the orphanage.

AkivaE Report


What did Raichu say when it saw Pikachu

euan3704u Report