Florida is undoubtedly the most curious, wackiest and unusual state in the US, inhabited by the weirdest people ever. And no wonder, as the local Floridians have to deal with alligators, venomous snakes, seasonless climate, mosquitos and such high humidity that leaves you all wet in a second on a hot one, every day. Also, bona fide Florida state inhabitants have an old tradition of living for today, no matter the dire consequences. We are not only talking about those people who chose to live in the Everglades, as Miami Floridians are also quite kooky. And if the dire consequences do happen, it is a law to make every arrest public information, thus putting every deed of these crazy people on the spotlight.

There are tons of unbelievable headlines out there about situations that have bewildered everyone, and while there are many different individuals involved in these stories, Florida Man always takes the cake with some of the most mind-boggling examples. Thanks to a Twitter account named Florida Man that gathers "Real-life stories of the world's worst superheroes" we can share these stories of funny people with you and it's truly amazing.

Take a look at some of the best headlines about the shenanigans of Florida Man.

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#1

Lucky Shirt

Lucky Shirt

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Hans
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Freedom of speech! (Although sometimes used a bit stupid...)

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#2

Killer Squirrel

Killer Squirrel

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#3

Tell-Tale Signs

Tell-Tale Signs

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Mojones
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honest advertising isn't always the best advertisement

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#4

Best Use For A Private Plane

Best Use For A Private Plane

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Tony Moon
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This has been done by many pilots, not just Florida pilots. We are all basically children with wings anyway...

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#7

Experienced Detective

Experienced Detective

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#8

Shooting Down The Weather

Shooting Down The Weather

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r3dd3v1lL
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And americans wonder why the rest of the world mocks them...

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#10

Cleverest Camo

Cleverest Camo

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Zenozenobee
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wearing a bag on his head... this alone shows that he's not a smart guy. My 2 yo knows this is not a good idea. Trying to hide our ID with transprence just show how much he's not smart. Yet, I'm sure he didn't show us the extent of his stupidity. I bet he can do "better".

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#12

Leave Crabs Alone

Leave Crabs Alone

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#13

Bestest K9

Bestest K9

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#15

That Surely Does Not Count

That Surely Does Not Count

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#16

They Don't Need Them Anyway

They Don't Need Them Anyway

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#17

Says A Lot About The Local Cuisine

Says A Lot About The Local Cuisine

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Zenozenobee
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sure there is a contest among cops about who can fulfill a report with the funniest reason of arrest. They have good material it seems XD

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#18

Birds And Bees

Birds And Bees

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Hans
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"However, the children already knew and showed him 'educational footage' on their smartphons. The man now is traumatized."

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#20

He Should've Stayed At Scohol Then

He Should've Stayed At Scohol Then

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#22

The Monkey Told Him To Do It

The Monkey Told Him To Do It

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Magpie
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like a Capuchin monkey. Aren't those protected by wild life laws across the world?__ sadly many "orphan baby needs a home" animals have had to watch the smugglers kill their parents. ( the baby's parents )

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#23

Finding Love In The Most Unexpected Places

Finding Love In The Most Unexpected Places

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#24

Hydration Is Key

Hydration Is Key

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#25

Trick Me Once

Trick Me Once

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#26

And The Goat Would Still Like To Be Alive

And The Goat Would Still Like To Be Alive

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#27

With A Side Of Traffic Jam

With A Side Of Traffic Jam

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#28

Her Love Just Needed A Little Kindling

Her Love Just Needed A Little Kindling

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#29

You Can Buy Everything These Days

You Can Buy Everything These Days

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#30

Seems Like The Swans Practiced Theirs Too

Seems Like The Swans Practiced Theirs Too

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Hans
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like the swans won, judging by his lip.

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#31

The Pretender

The Pretender

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Zenozenobee
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And he thought that no one would have any doubt on 18 yo being a doctor...

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#32

Anything To Escape Vampires

Anything To Escape Vampires

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#33

Freedom Of...speech?

Freedom Of...speech?

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#34

Sorting Your Priorities

Sorting Your Priorities

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LOttawa
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sure buddy, we'll go with you. Lead us straight to your dealer...

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#36

Did It Include "I Shot The Sheriff"?

Did It Include "I Shot The Sheriff"?

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#39

Dutiful Citizen

Dutiful Citizen

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#40

The Solstice

The Solstice

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A Dyke From The Dreamworld
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I got the eye of a tiger, a fighter, dancing, through the fire, I am a criminal, and you're gonna hear me scream bloody murder....

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#41

Should've Went For Something More Original

Should've Went For Something More Original

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Kat D
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

omfg. this is from my city xD and i am 100% not surprised

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#42

Why There's No Banana For Scale?

Why There's No Banana For Scale?

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#43

Where Else Would You Get Scrap Metal

Where Else Would You Get Scrap Metal

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#44

Didn't Want To Leave That Much

Didn't Want To Leave That Much

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#45

Refreshments Worthy Of A Prima Donna

Refreshments Worthy Of A Prima Donna

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GlassOfWater
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love the use of 'consume' idk why but it made me laugh XD

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#46

Or Was He A Merman?

Or Was He A Merman?

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Lynn Noyes
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It says a lot that Florida has actually enacted a law making it illegal to ride on a manatee.

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#47

Emergency Of Highest Proportions

Emergency Of Highest Proportions

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#49

Oh, Bee-Have

Oh, Bee-Have

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Jörg Zingler
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol, in Germany there is actually a lwa for this event: German Civil Code § 961: Section 961 Loss of ownership of bee swarms Where a swarm of bees takes flight, it becomes ownerless if the owner fails to pursue it without undue delay or if he gives up the pursuit.

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#50

Raindrops Are Falling On My Head

Raindrops Are Falling On My Head

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Mojones
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thunderbolt and lightning very very ... arousing me

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#51

See You Later, Alligator

See You Later, Alligator

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#52

Sparkly Fingers

Sparkly Fingers

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Night Owl
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

he was unable to wait to blow off his fingers with firework

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#53

A New PR Trick?

A New PR Trick?

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JillVille
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

4 hours? Shouldn't you visit the doctor if your high lasts more than 4 hours? Oh wait, that's the other drug, never mind :)

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#54

All Because Of The 'Stache

All Because Of The 'Stache

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Captain Marvel
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why was it necessary to include the fact he has a moustache?

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#55

He Had The Heart Of A Lion

He Had The Heart Of A Lion

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spirit wolf
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For all the curious cats out there he stole three Florida box turtles, two red-foot tortoises, a skink and a squirrel monkey. Four other animals are still missing . What did you do to them Cedric? Has anyone seen two gopher tortoises and two box turtles hanging out together?

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#56

Pre-Warmed For Cooking

Pre-Warmed For Cooking

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Ryo Bakura
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Hello, ladies. Can I interest you in some Surf 'n' Turf? And my penis?"

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#57

How Many Personalities Can You Be?

How Many Personalities Can You Be?

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#58

Asserting Dominance

Asserting Dominance

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