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60 Times Florida Man Did Something So Crazy We Had To Read The Headings Twice
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Florida is undoubtedly the most curious, wackiest and unusual state in the US, inhabited by the weirdest people ever. And no wonder, as the local Floridians have to deal with alligators, venomous snakes, seasonless climate, mosquitos and such high humidity that leaves you all wet in a second on a hot one, every day. Also, bona fide Florida state inhabitants have an old tradition of living for today, no matter the dire consequences. We are not only talking about those people who chose to live in the Everglades, as Miami Floridians are also quite kooky. And if the dire consequences do happen, it is a law to make every arrest public information, thus putting every deed of these crazy people on the spotlight.
There are tons of unbelievable headlines out there about situations that have bewildered everyone, and while there are many different individuals involved in these stories, Florida Man always takes the cake with some of the most mind-boggling examples. Thanks to a Twitter account named Florida Man that gathers "Real-life stories of the world's worst superheroes" we can share these stories of funny people with you and it's truly amazing.
Take a look at some of the best headlines about the shenanigans of Florida Man.
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Flying Alligators
Modern Robin Hood
Cleverest Camo
Wearing a bag on his head... this alone shows that he's not a smart guy. My 2 yo knows this is not a good idea. Trying to hide our ID with transprence just show how much he's not smart. Yet, I'm sure he didn't show us the extent of his stupidity. I bet he can do "better".
Mode Of Transportation
Says A Lot About The Local Cuisine
I'm sure there is a contest among cops about who can fulfill a report with the funniest reason of arrest. They have good material it seems XD
Angriest Birds
He Should've Stayed At Scohol Then
It's not SCHOOL. They are letting you know you're just arrived in the city of SCOHOL. I got family there.
Thanks... you made me google "scohol" and the first result was a map of my local university. I got a pretty good laugh out of that.
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it probably means scotch and alcohol and florida man tricked us all... its a spooctical
Let me spell it out for you - https://notesontheamericanempire.wordpress.com/2016/02/14/a-message-from-freddy/
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This too: https://globalnews.ca/news/3493747/spellcheck-fail-revelstoke-gets-schooled-on-scohol-sign/
Yew guise is cray-cray. Those misspeelings are _perfect_. If a driver sees them at all, the surprise of noticing the errors might shock hir into paying attention. Otherwise it's just one more instance in a series of perhaps pointless signage.
Why try to spell it again when you can just go by your previous work?
No Arms, No Problem
Finding Love In The Most Unexpected Places
And The Goat Would Still Like To Be Alive
The Pretender
And he thought that no one would have any doubt on 18 yo being a doctor...
I, The Legend
Did It Include "I Shot The Sheriff"?
Perfect Date
The Solstice
I got the eye of a tiger, a fighter, dancing, through the fire, I am a criminal, and you're gonna hear me scream bloody murder....
Or Was He A Merman?
It says a lot that Florida has actually enacted a law making it illegal to ride on a manatee.
Emergency Of Highest Proportions
Oh, Bee-Have
Lol, in Germany there is actually a lwa for this event: German Civil Code § 961: Section 961 Loss of ownership of bee swarms Where a swarm of bees takes flight, it becomes ownerless if the owner fails to pursue it without undue delay or if he gives up the pursuit.
All Because Of The 'Stache
He Had The Heart Of A Lion
For all the curious cats out there he stole three Florida box turtles, two red-foot tortoises, a skink and a squirrel monkey. Four other animals are still missing . What did you do to them Cedric? Has anyone seen two gopher tortoises and two box turtles hanging out together?
Pre-Warmed For Cooking
"Hello, ladies. Can I interest you in some Surf 'n' Turf? And my penis?"
