ADVERTISEMENT

Florida is undoubtedly the most curious, wackiest, and unusual state in the US, inhabited by the weirdest people ever. And no wonder, as the local Floridians have to deal with alligators, venomous snakes, seasonless climate, mosquitos, and such high humidity that leaves you all wet in a second on a hot one every day. Also, bona fide Florida state inhabitants have an old tradition of living for today, no matter the dire consequences. And we are not only talking about those people who chose to live in the Everglades, as Miami Floridians are also quite kooky. If, or rather when, the dire consequences do happen, it is a law to make every arrest public information, thus putting every deed of these crazy people in the spotlight.

There are tons of unbelievable Florida Man headlines out there about situations that have bewildered everyone, and while there are many different individuals involved in these stories, the proverbial Florida Man always takes the cake with some of the most mind-boggling examples. Thanks to a Twitter (now known as X) account so aptly named Florida Man that gathers "Real-life stories of the world's worst superhero," we can share the stories of these funny people with you, and it's truly amazing.

Take a look at some of the Florida Man stories embodying the shenanigans we’d never even dare to think of.

#1

Lucky Shirt

Lucky Shirt

_FloridaMan Report

The History of the Florida Man Meme

The Florida Man meme hails from a Twitter (now known as X) feed that has curated bizarre domestic incidents involving male residents of the Florida state. The feed has been alive since 2013, making 2023 this meme’s honorable anniversary. 

#3

Tell-Tale Signs

Tell-Tale Signs

_FloridaMan Report

Add photo comments
POST
dmumpitz avatar
Mojones
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honest advertising isn't always the best advertisement

View more commentsArrow down menu
#4

Best Use For A Private Plane

Best Use For A Private Plane

_FloridaMan Report

Add photo comments
POST
geologist_luna avatar
Tony Moon
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This has been done by many pilots, not just Florida pilots. We are all basically children with wings anyway...

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu

The catch of these Florida Man news headlines is that they are supposed to be read as if all of these petty crimes and incidents were done by one and only man, dubbed as the ‘world’s worst superhero.’ And really, once you start reading these stories keeping that in mind, they instantly get even better and all the more bizarre!

ADVERTISEMENT

Florida Man Challenge

While these incredulous Florida Man headlines inspired a series of memes, this wasn’t its only aim at eternal glory. In 2019, a new viral internet challenge was created in honor of the Florida Man - the “Florida Man Challenge.” The premise was pretty simple - you had to search for Florida Man stories that were published on your birthday and share them on social media networks. And with the rules so simple and the outcome so hilarious, we surely didn’t mind this challenge keeping as viral as it did for quite some time!

#8

Shooting Down The Weather

Shooting Down The Weather

_FloridaMan Report

ADVERTISEMENT

The Real Meaning of the Florida Man Meme

Okay, so you might think that it is barely a funny meme and a gathering of life’s ludicrous tellings. And you’ll be right! Almost. However, the Florida Man meme is, in fact, a witness to the irrational, delusional, maniacal, insane, and absurd side of things, which none of us can really escape. So why not look at it with a dash of humor and through the lens of the world’s worst superhero? 

For the amusement to continue, we advise you to keep on scrolling through our article and read the ever-weird and amusing Florida Man headlines!

ADVERTISEMENT
#10

Cleverest Camo

Cleverest Camo

_FloridaMan Report

Add photo comments
POST
lou_delue avatar
Zenozenobee
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wearing a bag on his head... this alone shows that he's not a smart guy. My 2 yo knows this is not a good idea. Trying to hide our ID with transprence just show how much he's not smart. Yet, I'm sure he didn't show us the extent of his stupidity. I bet he can do "better".

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#16

They Don't Need Them Anyway

They Don't Need Them Anyway

_FloridaMan Report

#17

Says A Lot About The Local Cuisine

Says A Lot About The Local Cuisine

FloridaMan__ Report

Add photo comments
POST
lou_delue avatar
Zenozenobee
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sure there is a contest among cops about who can fulfill a report with the funniest reason of arrest. They have good material it seems XD

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#18

Birds And Bees

Birds And Bees

_FloridaMan Report

Add photo comments
POST
crabcrab avatar
Hans
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"However, the children already knew and showed him 'educational footage' on their smartphons. The man now is traumatized."

lizl_7 avatar
Lizard Queen
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did he tell them the truth? I've the strongest suspicion he might not know.

s-perezl avatar
Landyn Perez
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Watch him be up the like, they come from the store. Kid, “Stupid that’s called the adoption center.”

Load More Replies...
andrew_joseph_barrett avatar
tarebear avatar
tarebear
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was thinking that same thing...surely this man has a PHD in anatomy and physiology and at the very least a Masters in education so why wouldn't he want to spread his enormous seeds........of knowledge

Load More Replies...
connorjohnson_1 avatar
jayraman avatar
Jay Raman
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Children now understand the dangers of reproduction after seeing man.

glowworm2 avatar
glowworm2
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be honest, I really don't want that man to tell me where babies come from.

ethanhopkins avatar
ethan hopkins
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"hay wut yo in fo?" said the prisoner 1 "tellin children on the monkie bars wer babies cume fruum" said prizoner 2. prizoner 1-"........."

rochelleenglish avatar
Rochelle English
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You have a nervous to tell about the birds and the bees... That's not his job he needs to buzz his a*s on out of here

michaelj_ avatar
Michael J.
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One little girl already knew because the teeter taught her.

anikawanchek avatar
Anika Wanchek
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

While this is inapropriate, I dont see how this is a punshiable ofense unless he harmed the kids.

kirpatty avatar
Barong
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe he realized that sex-education which is not required in the state sucks.

leonkumer avatar
leon Kumer
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine being a kid on a swing and a guy that looks like this climbs onto your swing and tells you where babies come from

georgemarceau avatar
George Marceau
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one is my birthday Florida man!!! (It’s from may 21st which is my birthday)

jamierhysharvey avatar
Jamie harvey
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean he’s doing them a favour it stops some very arkward teacher student covosations

g_tolockaite avatar
Greta Toločkaitė
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love how this seemingly harsh guy turns out to be a big child dedicated to commit some hell of a serious ahem.. crimes :D

raul_ff20 avatar
María Flores
Community Member
5 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

He advanced some years the biology classes... LOL!

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT
#20

He Should've Stayed At Scohol Then

He Should've Stayed At Scohol Then

_FloridaMan Report

#22

The Monkey Told Him To Do It

The Monkey Told Him To Do It

_FloridaMan Report

Add photo comments
POST
bronmargaret avatar
Magpie
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like a Capuchin monkey. Aren't those protected by wild life laws across the world?__ sadly many "orphan baby needs a home" animals have had to watch the smugglers kill their parents. ( the baby's parents )

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#28

Her Love Just Needed A Little Kindling

Her Love Just Needed A Little Kindling

_FloridaMan Report

ADVERTISEMENT
#29

You Can Buy Everything These Days

You Can Buy Everything These Days

_FloridaMan Report

#30

Seems Like The Swans Practiced Theirs Too

Seems Like The Swans Practiced Theirs Too

_FloridaMan Report

#31

The Pretender

The Pretender

_FloridaMan Report

Add photo comments
POST
lou_delue avatar
Zenozenobee
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And he thought that no one would have any doubt on 18 yo being a doctor...

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#34

Sorting Your Priorities

Sorting Your Priorities

_FloridaMan Report

#36

Did It Include "I Shot The Sheriff"?

Did It Include "I Shot The Sheriff"?

_FloridaMan Report

ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda
#40

The Solstice

The Solstice

_FloridaMan Report

Add photo comments
POST
donutlsf avatar
A Dyke From The Dreamworld
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I got the eye of a tiger, a fighter, dancing, through the fire, I am a criminal, and you're gonna hear me scream bloody murder....

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#41

Should've Went For Something More Original

Should've Went For Something More Original

_FloridaMan Report

#43

Where Else Would You Get Scrap Metal

Where Else Would You Get Scrap Metal

FloridaMan__ Report

#45

Refreshments Worthy Of A Prima Donna

Refreshments Worthy Of A Prima Donna

_FloridaMan Report

#46

Or Was He A Merman?

Or Was He A Merman?

_FloridaMan Report

Add photo comments
POST
lynnnoyes avatar
Lynn Noyes
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It says a lot that Florida has actually enacted a law making it illegal to ride on a manatee.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
See Also on Bored Panda
#49

Oh, Bee-Have

Oh, Bee-Have

FloridaMan__ Report

Add photo comments
POST
jrgzingler avatar
Jörg Zingler
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol, in Germany there is actually a lwa for this event: German Civil Code § 961: Section 961 Loss of ownership of bee swarms Where a swarm of bees takes flight, it becomes ownerless if the owner fails to pursue it without undue delay or if he gives up the pursuit.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#50

Raindrops Are Falling On My Head

Raindrops Are Falling On My Head

_FloridaMan Report

#52

Sparkly Fingers

Sparkly Fingers

FloridaMan__ Report

#53

A New PR Trick?

A New PR Trick?

_FloridaMan Report

Add photo comments
POST
jillvillechildcare avatar
JillVille
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

4 hours? Shouldn't you visit the doctor if your high lasts more than 4 hours? Oh wait, that's the other drug, never mind :)

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#54

All Because Of The 'Stache

All Because Of The 'Stache

FloridaMan__ Report

#55

He Had The Heart Of A Lion

He Had The Heart Of A Lion

_FloridaMan Report

Add photo comments
POST
spiritwolf avatar
spirit wolf
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For all the curious cats out there he stole three Florida box turtles, two red-foot tortoises, a skink and a squirrel monkey. Four other animals are still missing . What did you do to them Cedric? Has anyone seen two gopher tortoises and two box turtles hanging out together?

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#56

Pre-Warmed For Cooking

Pre-Warmed For Cooking

_FloridaMan Report

Add photo comments
POST
ryu_bakura avatar
Ryo Bakura
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Hello, ladies. Can I interest you in some Surf 'n' Turf? And my penis?"

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#57

How Many Personalities Can You Be?

How Many Personalities Can You Be?

_FloridaMan Report

See Also on Bored Panda