Florida is undoubtedly the most curious, wackiest and unusual state in the US, inhabited by the weirdest people ever. And no wonder, as the local Floridians have to deal with alligators, venomous snakes, seasonless climate, mosquitos and such high humidity that leaves you all wet in a second on a hot one, every day. Also, bona fide Florida state inhabitants have an old tradition of living for today, no matter the dire consequences. We are not only talking about those people who chose to live in the Everglades, as Miami Floridians are also quite kooky. And if the dire consequences do happen, it is a law to make every arrest public information, thus putting every deed of these crazy people on the spotlight.

There are tons of unbelievable headlines out there about situations that have bewildered everyone, and while there are many different individuals involved in these stories, Florida Man always takes the cake with some of the most mind-boggling examples. Thanks to a Twitter account named Florida Man that gathers "Real-life stories of the world's worst superheroes" we can share these stories of funny people with you and it's truly amazing.

Take a look at some of the best headlines about the shenanigans of Florida Man.

More info: twitter.com

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C
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2 years ago

Brave, but funny. All hail the constitution.

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Cyndi H
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2 years ago

That's it! I'm moving to Florida

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Mojones
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2 years ago

Honest advertising isn't always the best advertisement

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Tony Moon
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2 years ago

This has been done by many pilots, not just Florida pilots. We are all basically children with wings anyway...

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Lyop
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2 years ago

Poor alligator!

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My O My
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2 years ago

How caring

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Ginge
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2 years ago

Was it classed as a salt...?

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r3dd3v1lL
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2 years ago

And americans wonder why the rest of the world mocks them...

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Nini Meow
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2 years ago

I support this man!

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Zenozenobee
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2 years ago

Wearing a bag on his head... this alone shows that he's not a smart guy. My 2 yo knows this is not a good idea. Trying to hide our ID with transprence just show how much he's not smart. Yet, I'm sure he didn't show us the extent of his stupidity. I bet he can do "better".

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My O My
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2 years ago

Was he allowed to stay?

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Nini Meow
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2 years ago

It can be any Hillary... This is Hillary-ous

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diane a
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2 years ago

the things people will do for doggy affection

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GlassOfWater
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2 years ago

Again???

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Night Owl
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2 years ago

well technically...

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Cyndi H
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2 years ago

The hero we didn't know we need...

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Zenozenobee
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2 years ago

I'm sure there is a contest among cops about who can fulfill a report with the funniest reason of arrest. They have good material it seems XD

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Hans
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2 years ago

"However, the children already knew and showed him 'educational footage' on their smartphons. The man now is traumatized."

glowworm2
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2 years ago

I love this!

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Lizard Queen
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2 years ago

Did he tell them the truth? I've the strongest suspicion he might not know.

birdhouse
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2 years ago

Well he looks qualified to teach children.

tarebear
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2 years ago

I was thinking that same thing...surely this man has a PHD in anatomy and physiology and at the very least a Masters in education so why wouldn't he want to spread his enormous seeds........of knowledge

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Lola
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2 years ago

I know where babies come from, but I don’t know where he comes from.

Mojones
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2 years ago

Education is important. If you want it or not.

Nini Meow
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2 years ago

Unwanted sex-ed class

Joe Sauer
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2 years ago

I bet this guy talks like Mike Tyson

Connor Johnson
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2 years ago

This isn't a crime.

Rosie Hamilton
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2 years ago

He was charged with disorderly conduct.

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Jay Raman
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2 years ago

Children now understand the dangers of reproduction after seeing man.

glowworm2
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2 years ago

To be honest, I really don't want that man to tell me where babies come from.

SBW71
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2 years ago

That's make a good poster for birth control

Austin Coutinho
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2 years ago

American locks up anyone suffering from Mental health conditions.

Lola
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2 years ago

Would you want him roaming around?

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BusLady
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2 years ago

How many of the poor little tykes ran away screaming?

Happiness is Hippo
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2 years ago

I know I would have!

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Grumble O'Pug
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2 years ago

When prison tats go seriously wrong.

Christina Sersif
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2 years ago

God I hope he doesn't have any kids

Carson Burleson
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7 months ago

people these days look like the top of the desks in detention

Santiago Lopez
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3 weeks ago

Is this even a crime, technically?

Larcen Foster
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3 weeks ago

Bruh. The kids all ready know that and A LOT more

Logan Colee
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4 months ago

*coughs* creep! *coughs*

kenneth fulmore
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5 months ago

Not much work for harpooners these days

Shazam 1974
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6 months ago

Let’s get this man a job with local high school.

Zoey Phillips
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9 months ago

Someone fire him to be a teacher plz!!!

Honeybunny /ハニーバニー
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4 months ago

He is unemployed.

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Grizzly Donuts
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10 months ago

lmao

Micah Wolper
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10 months ago

and his mugshot!

George Marceau
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11 months ago

This one is my birthday Florida man!!! (It’s from may 21st which is my birthday)

Timothy Frick
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1 year ago

how else will they learn?

Jamie harvey
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1 year ago

I mean he’s doing them a favour it stops some very arkward teacher student covosations

Big chungus
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1 year ago

Hero

Martin Bennett
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1 year ago

He looks like a Romulan from Star Trek

ethan hopkins
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1 year ago

"hay wut yo in fo?" said the prisoner 1 "tellin children on the monkie bars wer babies cume fruum" said prizoner 2. prizoner 1-"........."

Ivana
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2 years ago

Wait, did he get arrested for that?

LA Juice
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2 years ago

so much meth mouth

Greta Toločkaitė
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2 years ago

I love how this seemingly harsh guy turns out to be a big child dedicated to commit some hell of a serious ahem.. crimes :D

Captain Marvel
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2 years ago

Well...you have to learn somehow.

Molly Block
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2 years ago

Does this guy even KNOW what an ANKH is? Yet, he's got one tattooed on his face....

La Petite Morte
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2 years ago

Do you? Or what the character above the ankh means?

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Heather Vance
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2 years ago

OMG, hopefully not from him eww.

Janet Clarke
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2 years ago

Not from him, I hope!

María Flores
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2 years ago

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He advanced some years the biology classes... LOL!

My O My
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2 years ago

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Nothing wrong here

A Dyke From The Dreamworld
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2 years ago

Not every parent wants their kid to learn potentially traumatizing information from a deranged stranger.

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Does he even know what that ankh on his face symbolizes??

La Petite Morte
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2 years ago

Again, do you?

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2 years ago

That looks like bigfoot

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Mojones
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2 years ago

"Scohol's out forevre!" - Florida Man, 14

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My O My
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2 years ago

Um....how?

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Magpie
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2 years ago

Looks like a Capuchin monkey. Aren't those protected by wild life laws across the world?__ sadly many "orphan baby needs a home" animals have had to watch the smugglers kill their parents. ( the baby's parents )

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GlassOfWater
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2 years ago

As you do

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Night Owl
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2 years ago

well...it's important to stay hydrated

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Kath Leen
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2 years ago

karma at its finest

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My O My
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2 years ago

Stick to your goals

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Nini Meow
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2 years ago

With pasta sauce?! 🤣🤣🤣

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Night Owl
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2 years ago

when you gotta eat, you gotta eat

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Nikki D
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2 years ago

How many food stamps did he have?!?!

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Hans
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2 years ago

Looks like the swans won, judging by his lip.

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Zenozenobee
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2 years ago

And he thought that no one would have any doubt on 18 yo being a doctor...

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WingedPug
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2 years ago

Magic mushrooms? Magic mushrooms.

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Lili Képes
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2 years ago

That extra ear is confusing, too.

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LOttawa
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2 years ago

Sure buddy, we'll go with you. Lead us straight to your dealer...

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Nini Meow
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2 years ago

Capeless hero

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Aaron Kara
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2 years ago

Got to get your work out there man

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Zenozenobee
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2 years ago

People seem easily "terrified"

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Susan Forbes
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2 years ago

Classy!

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C
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2 years ago

That's methed up

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A Dyke From The Dreamworld
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2 years ago

I got the eye of a tiger, a fighter, dancing, through the fire, I am a criminal, and you're gonna hear me scream bloody murder....

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Kat D
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2 years ago

omfg. this is from my city xD and i am 100% not surprised

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GlassOfWater
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2 years ago

How tf do you lose a banana?

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Thinairgal
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2 years ago

"Nobody will notice", he said

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Thinairgal
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2 years ago

It was Lemony Snicket

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GlassOfWater
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2 years ago

Love the use of 'consume' idk why but it made me laugh XD

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C
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2 years ago

Poor manatees. They are so abused in Florida. They're too sweet and will come right up to you. Always get hit by boats too.

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Nini Meow
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2 years ago

Legit problem

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Zenozenobee
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2 years ago

OMG did they identify Buckethead? imphp-5b5a...b9761.jpeg imphp-5b5ae8fbb9761.jpeg

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Jörg Zingler
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2 years ago

Lol, in Germany there is actually a lwa for this event: German Civil Code § 961: Section 961 Loss of ownership of bee swarms Where a swarm of bees takes flight, it becomes ownerless if the owner fails to pursue it without undue delay or if he gives up the pursuit.

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Mojones
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2 years ago

Thunderbolt and lightning very very ... arousing me

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My O My
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2 years ago

How did he get him in there???

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Night Owl
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2 years ago

he was unable to wait to blow off his fingers with firework

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JillVille
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2 years ago

4 hours? Shouldn't you visit the doctor if your high lasts more than 4 hours? Oh wait, that's the other drug, never mind :)

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Captain Marvel
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2 years ago

Why was it necessary to include the fact he has a moustache?

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spirit wolf
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2 years ago

For all the curious cats out there he stole three Florida box turtles, two red-foot tortoises, a skink and a squirrel monkey. Four other animals are still missing . What did you do to them Cedric? Has anyone seen two gopher tortoises and two box turtles hanging out together?

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Ryo Bakura
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2 years ago

"Hello, ladies. Can I interest you in some Surf 'n' Turf? And my penis?"

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Jo Smith
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2 years ago

This isn't funny... just horrific.

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Captain Marvel
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2 years ago

Wtf...I can see why he's the ex.

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Denis
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2 years ago

Hopefully the last one as well

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Captain Marvel
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2 years ago

Five times!?! Jeez...

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