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Why would Pewdiepie call a far corner of the internet known by the title “Cursed Comments” "the very worst subreddit” out there, I wonder? Surely there should be many more reckless and vicious subreddits that refuse to abide by the rules of common sense.

Well, seemingly innocent at first glance, the subreddit Cursed Comments owns its name 100 percent. Why? Because, as the community’s description says, it serves a collection of “comments that strike the reader into oblivion, while leaving you speechless at the same time.”

Sometimes, it’s the blatant gruesomeness, other times it’s pure incomprehension, sometimes it’s sheer absurdity, other cases it’s all ensued hilarity. After all, it’s a reflection of all the communication happening out in the virtual wild west. Nothing is sacred, everything is kinda meme-like.

So we picked out some of the most ‘srsly?’ and ‘im outta here’ comments as shared by a whopping 2.7 million cursed members in the group. In the end, we are all more or less cursed, it’s just that the cursed ones already know it.

Psst! More cursed comments await in our previous posts here and here.

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Dynein
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes - every doctor needs a tranquilizer gun, bowling pins, and rubber duckies......

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Hans
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For any practical reasons it just makes sense to save your partner by real name. Otherwise, stuff happens like writing the bank on the loan extension and putting him into CC as "Butternut Sweety " or her as "Sweetest honey-baby ".

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BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We kinda have to put our phones in our back pockets because our pants don't have real pockets in the front.

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Justin G
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing like a police dog coming up to you in an airport 😬

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Alphabet Soupy
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How else do you explain toe beans? They’re so cute, you want to munch on them!!

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Terilee Bruyere
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a cat lover, I laughed way too hard at this one. (no, I don't love them with barbeque sauce. I am twisted enough to make that sort of comment so, yes, I expect less of you)

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Andrea Heenk
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I see this and all I can imagine is Young Einstein. He saves kittens from being baked in a pie. Movie so bad it's good.

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NinjaWolfy94
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's what I thought it was referring to xD O-O Need to watch that movie again. Tis been a while.

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Crochet lady
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My cat did something similar one year on Thanksgiving, we were having dinner in the dining room and went into the kitchen to get the pies and she had left one perfect, very deep, swipe across the top of the pie. I guess pumpkin wasn't her thing because it was just the one swipe.

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Jenny King
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

An old Beatrix Potter animated video called Roly Poly Pudding featured kittens being rolled in pie dough by the evil but culinarily advanced rats.

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Markus Holstein
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mrs. Mooney has a pie shop! Does a business but I notice something weird: Lately all her neighbors' cats have disappeared! Have to hand it to her -- Wot I calls Enterprise Poppin' pussies into pies! Wouldn't do in my shop! Just the thought of it's enough to make you sick! And I'm tellin' you, them pussycats is quick!

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tmw
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

these footprints are too.... they are oddly placed. I feel like the human pressed the feets to make the prints.

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deanna woods
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I see no criminal here. There is no evidence that this individual committed a crime.

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Sheila Stamey
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, it is his now anyway. Or that part is after you cook it. He's just making ssure. He was watching the crimping, and wanted to help.

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François Carré
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2 years ago

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I confess for a few seconds I considered eating that cute fluffy cat in a pie and thought it might be delicious.

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Dark Pearl
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Stop downvoting Raven Sheridan. They made a fakn joke

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Marcellus the Third
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How is that an argument? We all (try to) make jokes, and the voting is on their success. Had to scroll far, but yeah it seems the majority are bored with old racist jokes; blame the public.

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*me*
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eat some rotten spaghetti and then shove it up your spleen, go play in a blender, and may pop up ads haunt you forever

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can touch type - assuming all he did was switch the plastic keys and not mess with the wiring underneath, pressing A would still being up Q (assuming a QWERTY keyboard was the original). I'd just type him a nice, long email, while occasionally making and holding eye contact to show how unphased I am by his prank.

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