Why would Pewdiepie call a far corner of the internet known by the title “Cursed Comments” "the very worst subreddit” out there, I wonder? Surely there should be many more reckless and vicious subreddits that refuse to abide by the rules of common sense.
Well, seemingly innocent at first glance, the subreddit Cursed Comments owns its name 100 percent. Why? Because, as the community’s description says, it serves a collection of “comments that strike the reader into oblivion, while leaving you speechless at the same time.”
Sometimes, it’s the blatant gruesomeness, other times it’s pure incomprehension, sometimes it’s sheer absurdity, other cases it’s all ensued hilarity. After all, it’s a reflection of all the communication happening out in the virtual wild west. Nothing is sacred, everything is kinda meme-like.
So we picked out some of the most ‘srsly?’ and ‘im outta here’ comments as shared by a whopping 2.7 million cursed members in the group. In the end, we are all more or less cursed, it’s just that the cursed ones already know it.
Psst! More cursed comments await in our previous posts here and here.
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What if you're going to hang yourself at the business meeting?
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For any practical reasons it just makes sense to save your partner by real name. Otherwise, stuff happens like writing the bank on the loan extension and putting him into CC as "Butternut Sweety " or her as "Sweetest honey-baby ".
My cousin's contact info is saved under "Twiddle Dinkle Monkey Butt". That's how another cousin of ours sent it to me.
Every family member in mi cel phone is with their name. In my country, if your phone is stollen and unblocked (yeah, they do it easily here) and you have your family as "mom" "dad" "Honey " those are the first numbers they call and pretend thay have kidnapped u and ask for ransom.
I had my husband listed as Sweetstuff. Had an accident, and the guy who reached me first got my phone to call my family. When I told him my husband was "Sweetstuff", he fell on his butt laughing. I changed it right after.
Mine's under "G" (while there's no G anywhere in first nor surname), because ---gather round my rocking chair, young 'uns--- In The Olden Days on your phone keypad you had 2=ABC, 3=DEF, 4=GHI, and so forth ('2' for A, '22' for B, '222' for C), and G was the only one-keytap-button I had free so quick and no accidental mis-sending of personal stuff...
My husband has a wildly inappropriate name in my phone and I've considered what the conversation would be like explaining to anyone in an emergency situation which contact to dial.
can't see anything wrong with that my wife's full name is on my phone and her phone has my full name on it.
It kinda make sense for me: I have all my family with names that don't give away any information about our relationship, as an extra security if I lost the phone, get robbed or kidnapped, etc. It costs nothing.
If a scammer wants to impersonate your significant other, he wouldn't know which one since normally he'd just find husband/wife/honey etc
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We kinda have to put our phones in our back pockets because our pants don't have real pockets in the front.
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I can touch type - assuming all he did was switch the plastic keys and not mess with the wiring underneath, pressing A would still being up Q (assuming a QWERTY keyboard was the original). I'd just type him a nice, long email, while occasionally making and holding eye contact to show how unphased I am by his prank.
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what if a centaur and a mermaid have a baby and the baby gets the human half of both and is now just some random person
then theres a half fish half horse. id hope the horse end is on top, but the alternative isnt too bad
Load More Replies...I have laughed out loud more today than I have in a while, thank you pandas!
Couldn't agree more, this is why I love visiting this page while at work 😆
Load More Replies...Well done, Pandas! I kept thinking your comments were part of the joke. You guys are funny!
Why do people who post "?" get downvoted? I mean, I assume its just because they don't get the joke or don't understand the post, and are hoping someone will explain it to them. Why do they get downvotes?
you know its said we on the internet always go to posts that resemble us...
Load More Replies...what if a centaur and a mermaid have a baby and the baby gets the human half of both and is now just some random person
then theres a half fish half horse. id hope the horse end is on top, but the alternative isnt too bad
Load More Replies...I have laughed out loud more today than I have in a while, thank you pandas!
Couldn't agree more, this is why I love visiting this page while at work 😆
Load More Replies...Well done, Pandas! I kept thinking your comments were part of the joke. You guys are funny!
Why do people who post "?" get downvoted? I mean, I assume its just because they don't get the joke or don't understand the post, and are hoping someone will explain it to them. Why do they get downvotes?
you know its said we on the internet always go to posts that resemble us...
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