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Why would Pewdiepie call a far corner of the internet known by the title “Cursed Comments” "the very worst subreddit” out there, I wonder? Surely there should be many more reckless and vicious subreddits that refuse to abide by the rules of common sense.

Well, seemingly innocent at first glance, the subreddit Cursed Comments owns its name 100 percent. Why? Because, as the community’s description says, it serves a collection of “comments that strike the reader into oblivion, while leaving you speechless at the same time.”

Sometimes, it’s the blatant gruesomeness, other times it’s pure incomprehension, sometimes it’s sheer absurdity, other cases it’s all ensued hilarity. After all, it’s a reflection of all the communication happening out in the virtual wild west. Nothing is sacred, everything is kinda meme-like.

So we picked out some of the most ‘srsly?’ and ‘im outta here’ comments as shared by a whopping 2.7 million cursed members in the group. In the end, we are all more or less cursed, it’s just that the cursed ones already know it.

Psst! More cursed comments await in our previous posts here and here.

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Cursed_buisness Meeting

Cursed_buisness Meeting

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Cursed_healthcare

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Dynein
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes - every doctor needs a tranquilizer gun, bowling pins, and rubber duckies......

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Cursed_spareparts

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Hans
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For any practical reasons it just makes sense to save your partner by real name. Otherwise, stuff happens like writing the bank on the loan extension and putting him into CC as "Butternut Sweety " or her as "Sweetest honey-baby ".

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Sergio Bicerra
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every family member in mi cel phone is with their name. In my country, if your phone is stollen and unblocked (yeah, they do it easily here) and you have your family as "mom" "dad" "Honey " those are the first numbers they call and pretend thay have kidnapped u and ask for ransom.

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Dianethe Dinosaur
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had my husband listed as Sweetstuff. Had an accident, and the guy who reached me first got my phone to call my family. When I told him my husband was "Sweetstuff", he fell on his butt laughing. I changed it right after.

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Marcellus the Third
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mine's under "G" (while there's no G anywhere in first nor surname), because ---gather round my rocking chair, young 'uns--- In The Olden Days on your phone keypad you had 2=ABC, 3=DEF, 4=GHI, and so forth ('2' for A, '22' for B, '222' for C), and G was the only one-keytap-button I had free so quick and no accidental mis-sending of personal stuff...

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Lily Mae Kitty
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my hubs and I have one another in our phones with our full names.

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WhatEvenIsLife
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband has a wildly inappropriate name in my phone and I've considered what the conversation would be like explaining to anyone in an emergency situation which contact to dial.

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Thomas Turnbull
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

can't see anything wrong with that my wife's full name is on my phone and her phone has my full name on it.

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J
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband has me in his phone as my first and last name, it doesn't matter how its stored really.

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Gustavo Di Salvo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It kinda make sense for me: I have all my family with names that don't give away any information about our relationship, as an extra security if I lost the phone, get robbed or kidnapped, etc. It costs nothing.

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Paradox Skye
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If a scammer wants to impersonate your significant other, he wouldn't know which one since normally he'd just find husband/wife/honey etc

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Cursed_pocket

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BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We kinda have to put our phones in our back pockets because our pants don't have real pockets in the front.

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Justin G
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing like a police dog coming up to you in an airport 😬

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Cursed Decomposing

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N G
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can touch type - assuming all he did was switch the plastic keys and not mess with the wiring underneath, pressing A would still being up Q (assuming a QWERTY keyboard was the original). I'd just type him a nice, long email, while occasionally making and holding eye contact to show how unphased I am by his prank.

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