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Why would Pewdiepie call a far corner of the internet known by the title “Cursed Comments” "the very worst subreddit” out there, I wonder? Surely there should be many more reckless and vicious subreddits that refuse to abide by the rules of common sense.

Well, seemingly innocent at first glance, the subreddit Cursed Comments owns its name 100 percent. Why? Because, as the community’s description says, it serves a collection of “comments that strike the reader into oblivion, while leaving you speechless at the same time.”

Sometimes, it’s the blatant gruesomeness, other times it’s pure incomprehension, sometimes it’s sheer absurdity, other cases it’s all ensued hilarity. After all, it’s a reflection of all the communication happening out in the virtual wild west. Nothing is sacred, everything is kinda meme-like.

So we picked out some of the most ‘srsly?’ and ‘im outta here’ comments as shared by a whopping 2.7 million cursed members in the group. In the end, we are all more or less cursed, it’s just that the cursed ones already know it.

Psst! More cursed comments await in our previous posts here and here.

#3

Cursed Witches

Cursed Witches

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bryguy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I imagine every time someone tripped on these stairs everyone's eyes grew large and yelled "I KNEW IT!!"

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Aliquid A
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This allows you to make a staircase that is twice as steep and takes up half the space as a regular staircase. Handy if you don't have much room. You get used to it fast, the left set of stairs are for your left foot, the right set of stairs for your right foot.

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Lily Mae Kitty
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

they are not called that, even in New England. They are space saving stairs and are super rare unless you build a tiny house.

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Violet Smith
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not true, apparently. From Reuters Fact Check: Posts shared in early March 2021 claim that alternate-tread staircases are called “Witches Stairs,” allegedly built with the belief that “witches can’t climb up them.” This claim is false, as alternate-tread stairs are simply intended to save space, particularly in narrow homes. Such stairs have not been historically understood as an attempt to ward off witches.

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Marcellus the Third
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In italian they are 'mariners staircases'. Indeed space-saving steeper-than-regulations-usually-allow things. Halfway between ladder and stairs.

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parmadillo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They seem perfectly sized for possessed little children, though.

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Nimoy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I fell down a bunch of those stairs when I was 4. I guess I'm a witch...

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Helen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They're called Jacob's ladders and they are really easy to use. Perfect for small spaces.

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Riolu Claw
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

til that, in addition to "witch windows", "witch stairs" are a thing.

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J-A Laine
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So proving if women were witches by drowning them instead of making them walk up these stairs was logical because....?

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just a hamilfan (hufflepuff)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've mentioned this recently, but if you mater these stairs, its an easy escape from burglars, a zombie invasion, and other things trying to harm you

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Anita Pickle
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You are the person in real life that runs upstairs to get away like in a horror movie!

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Douglas Turner
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Standing at the top, taunting Grammaw... falling down after she throws a rock at your head. Who can't manage stairs now, you dumb whipersnapper?

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Daniel Atkins
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On my first read I read it as there are witches all over New England at the bottom of these stairs casuals asking random strangers to go up and get something for them.

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Ancsuri
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is so wrong, but I laughed about a minute after reading it

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Jess-a-men
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've got a set of them. They're not that bad once you grow used to them.

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Cursed_buisness Meeting

Cursed_buisness Meeting

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Cursed_healthcare

Cursed_healthcare

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Dynein
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes - every doctor needs a tranquilizer gun, bowling pins, and rubber duckies......

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#9

Cursed_spareparts

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Hans
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For any practical reasons it just makes sense to save your partner by real name. Otherwise, stuff happens like writing the bank on the loan extension and putting him into CC as "Butternut Sweety " or her as "Sweetest honey-baby ".

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Cursed_pocket

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BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We kinda have to put our phones in our back pockets because our pants don't have real pockets in the front.

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#13

Cursed_dog

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Justin G
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing like a police dog coming up to you in an airport 😬

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Cursed_airplane

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Cursed Decomposing

Cursed Decomposing

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Cursed_brother

Cursed_brother

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N G
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can touch type - assuming all he did was switch the plastic keys and not mess with the wiring underneath, pressing A would still being up Q (assuming a QWERTY keyboard was the original). I'd just type him a nice, long email, while occasionally making and holding eye contact to show how unphased I am by his prank.

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