Why would Pewdiepie call a far corner of the internet known by the title “Cursed Comments” "the very worst subreddit” out there, I wonder? Surely there should be many more reckless and vicious subreddits that refuse to abide by the rules of common sense.
Well, seemingly innocent at first glance, the subreddit Cursed Comments owns its name 100 percent. Why? Because, as the community’s description says, it serves a collection of “comments that strike the reader into oblivion, while leaving you speechless at the same time.”
Sometimes, it’s the blatant gruesomeness, other times it’s pure incomprehension, sometimes it’s sheer absurdity, other cases it’s all ensued hilarity. After all, it’s a reflection of all the communication happening out in the virtual wild west. Nothing is sacred, everything is kinda meme-like.
So we picked out some of the most ‘srsly?’ and ‘im outta here’ comments as shared by a whopping 2.7 million cursed members in the group. In the end, we are all more or less cursed, it’s just that the cursed ones already know it.
Psst! More cursed comments await in our previous posts here and here.
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Cursed Witches
Can be bypassed by simply flooding the entire house and floating down~
Load More Replies...they are not called that, even in New England. They are space saving stairs and are super rare unless you build a tiny house.
Not true, apparently. From Reuters Fact Check: Posts shared in early March 2021 claim that alternate-tread staircases are called “Witches Stairs,” allegedly built with the belief that “witches can’t climb up them.” This claim is false, as alternate-tread stairs are simply intended to save space, particularly in narrow homes. Such stairs have not been historically understood as an attempt to ward off witches.
In italian they are 'mariners staircases'. Indeed space-saving steeper-than-regulations-usually-allow things. Halfway between ladder and stairs.
Load More Replies...I fell down a bunch of those stairs when I was 4. I guess I'm a witch...
Load More Replies...I've mentioned this recently, but if you mater these stairs, its an easy escape from burglars, a zombie invasion, and other things trying to harm you
You are the person in real life that runs upstairs to get away like in a horror movie!
Load More Replies...Standing at the top, taunting Grammaw... falling down after she throws a rock at your head. Who can't manage stairs now, you dumb whipersnapper?
On my first read I read it as there are witches all over New England at the bottom of these stairs casuals asking random strangers to go up and get something for them.
I've got a set of them. They're not that bad once you grow used to them.
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What if you're going to hang yourself at the business meeting?
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We kinda have to put our phones in our back pockets because our pants don't have real pockets in the front.
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Cursed Survival
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Cursed Decomposing
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I can touch type - assuming all he did was switch the plastic keys and not mess with the wiring underneath, pressing A would still being up Q (assuming a QWERTY keyboard was the original). I'd just type him a nice, long email, while occasionally making and holding eye contact to show how unphased I am by his prank.
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what if a centaur and a mermaid have a baby and the baby gets the human half of both and is now just some random person
then theres a half fish half horse. id hope the horse end is on top, but the alternative isnt too bad
Load More Replies...I have laughed out loud more today than I have in a while, thank you pandas!
Couldn't agree more, this is why I love visiting this page while at work 😆
Load More Replies...Well done, Pandas! I kept thinking your comments were part of the joke. You guys are funny!
Why do people who post "?" get downvoted? I mean, I assume its just because they don't get the joke or don't understand the post, and are hoping someone will explain it to them. Why do they get downvotes?
you know its said we on the internet always go to posts that resemble us...
Load More Replies...what if a centaur and a mermaid have a baby and the baby gets the human half of both and is now just some random person
then theres a half fish half horse. id hope the horse end is on top, but the alternative isnt too bad
Load More Replies...I have laughed out loud more today than I have in a while, thank you pandas!
Couldn't agree more, this is why I love visiting this page while at work 😆
Load More Replies...Well done, Pandas! I kept thinking your comments were part of the joke. You guys are funny!
Why do people who post "?" get downvoted? I mean, I assume its just because they don't get the joke or don't understand the post, and are hoping someone will explain it to them. Why do they get downvotes?
you know its said we on the internet always go to posts that resemble us...
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