Why would Pewdiepie call a far corner of the internet known by the title “Cursed Comments” "the very worst subreddit” out there, I wonder? Surely there should be many more reckless and vicious subreddits that refuse to abide by the rules of common sense.
Well, seemingly innocent at first glance, the subreddit Cursed Comments owns its name 100 percent. Why? Because, as the community’s description says, it serves a collection of “comments that strike the reader into oblivion, while leaving you speechless at the same time.”
Sometimes, it’s the blatant gruesomeness, other times it’s pure incomprehension, sometimes it’s sheer absurdity, other cases it’s all ensued hilarity. After all, it’s a reflection of all the communication happening out in the virtual wild west. Nothing is sacred, everything is kinda meme-like.
So we picked out some of the most ‘srsly?’ and ‘im outta here’ comments as shared by a whopping 2.7 million cursed members in the group. In the end, we are all more or less cursed, it’s just that the cursed ones already know it.
Psst! More cursed comments await in our previous posts here and here.
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What if you're going to hang yourself at the business meeting?
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We kinda have to put our phones in our back pockets because our pants don't have real pockets in the front.
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is it just me or is "there connections" instead of "their" bothering anybody else?
I'm with the guy. Also:The dead person was heading somewhere for a reason, maybe he was flying home. But now his family has to pick him up Godknowswhere.
Guy has a point. In the hotel in Ireland that my Bro-in-law worked at, a man died on the first night of his European vacation. His wife had the local undertaker put him on ice and she picked him up 9 days later on her way back to Cleveland.
Maybe the airline could tell us what purpose was served by the emergency landing?
I looked it up. Since they aren’t doctors and can’t declare someone dead the pilot has to call MedLink to see how to proceed. The body is buckled into their seat and covered with a blanket for the rest of the flight. If it’s a long flight or international they need to go to whichever airport they are told to go to. Because bodies secrete fluids after death the plane needs to be emptied, doctor brought on to declare them dead then proceed with an investigation if needed and it needs to be thoroughly cleaned and disinfected. Seat may even have to be removed due to bodily fluids.
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he's right though, unless he was killed and the murderer was still on the plane they probably could have waited.
Look it up, there's thousands of people dying in flight each year --- at every single (non-covid) moment there's about 1M people in the air, many elderly and/or stressed and exhausted. Each airline has a protocol. Some have 'broom cupboards' for them, but usually they go discretely to first class... most passengers never notice; the main problem is if there's e.g. a wailing family with them. Nobody seems to want to sit next to a corpse, which seems an ideal neighbour --- don't ogle, don't fart, don't have to pass, don't talk, don't watch loud rubbish, don't have ticks, etc.
Think a corpse might fart, especially with the pressure changes...
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Blakkur it is they're. The sentence was they're already dead. Meaning you can substitute they are.
They missed they're connections? You are super wrong in every way. Shame
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I'm sitting here imagine them contorting his face to make him look surprised
I wonder if they would’ve kept going if the destination was where the deceased was from.
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I can touch type - assuming all he did was switch the plastic keys and not mess with the wiring underneath, pressing A would still being up Q (assuming a QWERTY keyboard was the original). I'd just type him a nice, long email, while occasionally making and holding eye contact to show how unphased I am by his prank.
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what if a centaur and a mermaid have a baby and the baby gets the human half of both and is now just some random person
then theres a half fish half horse. id hope the horse end is on top, but the alternative isnt too bad
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I have laughed out loud more today than I have in a while, thank you pandas!
Couldn't agree more, this is why I love visiting this page while at work 😆
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Well done, Pandas! I kept thinking your comments were part of the joke. You guys are funny!
Why do people who post "?" get downvoted? I mean, I assume its just because they don't get the joke or don't understand the post, and are hoping someone will explain it to them. Why do they get downvotes?
you know its said we on the internet always go to posts that resemble us...
Load More Replies... what if a centaur and a mermaid have a baby and the baby gets the human half of both and is now just some random person
then theres a half fish half horse. id hope the horse end is on top, but the alternative isnt too bad
Load More Replies... I have laughed out loud more today than I have in a while, thank you pandas!
Couldn't agree more, this is why I love visiting this page while at work 😆
Load More Replies... Well done, Pandas! I kept thinking your comments were part of the joke. You guys are funny!
Why do people who post "?" get downvoted? I mean, I assume its just because they don't get the joke or don't understand the post, and are hoping someone will explain it to them. Why do they get downvotes?
you know its said we on the internet always go to posts that resemble us...
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