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Why would Pewdiepie call a far corner of the internet known by the title “Cursed Comments” "the very worst subreddit” out there, I wonder? Surely there should be many more reckless and vicious subreddits that refuse to abide by the rules of common sense.

Well, seemingly innocent at first glance, the subreddit Cursed Comments owns its name 100 percent. Why? Because, as the community’s description says, it serves a collection of “comments that strike the reader into oblivion, while leaving you speechless at the same time.”

Sometimes, it’s the blatant gruesomeness, other times it’s pure incomprehension, sometimes it’s sheer absurdity, other cases it’s all ensued hilarity. After all, it’s a reflection of all the communication happening out in the virtual wild west. Nothing is sacred, everything is kinda meme-like.

So we picked out some of the most ‘srsly?’ and ‘im outta here’ comments as shared by a whopping 2.7 million cursed members in the group. In the end, we are all more or less cursed, it’s just that the cursed ones already know it.

Psst! More cursed comments await in our previous posts here and here.

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Cursed_healthcare

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Dynein
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes - every doctor needs a tranquilizer gun, bowling pins, and rubber duckies......

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Hans
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For any practical reasons it just makes sense to save your partner by real name. Otherwise, stuff happens like writing the bank on the loan extension and putting him into CC as "Butternut Sweety " or her as "Sweetest honey-baby ".

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BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We kinda have to put our phones in our back pockets because our pants don't have real pockets in the front.

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Justin G
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing like a police dog coming up to you in an airport 😬

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Christopher Walkies
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What powers come with 'V'? An ability to recognise the iniquities of rampant capitalism and the will to carry out an enormous terrorist act.? .. Or the ability to be a dickhead teenager trying to spook people on the internet?

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Nubis Knight
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Being Orphan isn't an ability, same with being rich... but you'd be the hell of an investigator.

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Its Me
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I choose Darth Vader would I become a parent? Even better if I choose deadpool would I be able to look at hidden cameras and say something dirty?

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Cory Tollman
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even if it makes you look like him you are essentially immortal and kind of a badass. Hopefully being crazy isn't considered a super power.

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Murray Kitson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i know i would want vader powers... but the mask from the mask... i just dont know myself anymore

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Bender Bending Rodríguez
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

4th on top Magneto - Ability to command metal. Second on bottom is The Mask from movie The Mask, enhances your inner true self.

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Lorelei
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...I’ll have one medical mask, hold the coronavirus, thank you.

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Whimsy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Mask, thank youuuu very much! Too much fun and it can get all the money too!

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Jeffrey Teston
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I torn between deadpool and MF Doom. Deadpool = indestructible! MF Doom= A real life legend.

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Cursed Decomposing

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N G
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can touch type - assuming all he did was switch the plastic keys and not mess with the wiring underneath, pressing A would still being up Q (assuming a QWERTY keyboard was the original). I'd just type him a nice, long email, while occasionally making and holding eye contact to show how unphased I am by his prank.

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