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Why would Pewdiepie call a far corner of the internet known by the title “Cursed Comments” "the very worst subreddit” out there, I wonder? Surely there should be many more reckless and vicious subreddits that refuse to abide by the rules of common sense.

Well, seemingly innocent at first glance, the subreddit Cursed Comments owns its name 100 percent. Why? Because, as the community’s description says, it serves a collection of “comments that strike the reader into oblivion, while leaving you speechless at the same time.”

Sometimes, it’s the blatant gruesomeness, other times it’s pure incomprehension, sometimes it’s sheer absurdity, other cases it’s all ensued hilarity. After all, it’s a reflection of all the communication happening out in the virtual wild west. Nothing is sacred, everything is kinda meme-like.

So we picked out some of the most ‘srsly?’ and ‘im outta here’ comments as shared by a whopping 2.7 million cursed members in the group. In the end, we are all more or less cursed, it’s just that the cursed ones already know it.

Psst! More cursed comments await in our previous posts here and here.

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Dynein
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes - every doctor needs a tranquilizer gun, bowling pins, and rubber duckies......

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Hans
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For any practical reasons it just makes sense to save your partner by real name. Otherwise, stuff happens like writing the bank on the loan extension and putting him into CC as "Butternut Sweety " or her as "Sweetest honey-baby ".

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BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We kinda have to put our phones in our back pockets because our pants don't have real pockets in the front.

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Justin G
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing like a police dog coming up to you in an airport 😬

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François Carré
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not that cold actually, thanks to volcanos and geysers. In Iceland you get boiling water from the tap and have to find a way how to cool it down.

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Carol Emory
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But on the other hand, they do have exploding Volcanoes. Australia..the ball has been lobbed back to you!

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CalicoKitty
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Iceland, you eat shark. In Australia, shark eats you. Croc also eats you. Jellyfish stings you, stingray stabs you, octopus bites (and fatally poisons) you, stonefish removes foot, and surfer hecking runs you over. On an unrelated note, if anyone ever finds out what ate Harold Holt, please bring the specimen in so we can stick it next to the pool we named after him, just in case a body of water named after a guy who vanished off the coast of Victoria doesn't scare the children enough. I mean, we haven't lost any more Prime Ministers, but you can never be too careful.

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Kira Okah
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ireland has no native snakes and never has, and nor does New Zealand, Hawaii, or Greenland, so not only Iceland on the snake front.

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Confused Flamingo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dad used to kid around that when he was small and was sleeping on the terrace...an army of mosquitoes came...lifted him up along with the folding bed and placed him in a park🤡 ✋

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No.
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

england has no snakes or harmful reptiles, no dangerous spiders except imported ones, and only gets mosquitoes rarely in the hottest of summers (which here is 30*C +). Dont go to scotland though, they have midgets which are worse than mosquitoes. Beleive me

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Billy Maguire
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the 90's, I worked in Newfoundland at a place called Great Mosquito Cove. You could see those suckers coming from 100 yards away (Sorry, Canada, 100 metres)

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Wilhelm Chile
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Come to the American south, where we don't have mosquitoes that big, but the swarms we get could easily carry away a 5 year old through teamwork.

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Deb Dedon
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry, but that's Minnesota, where mosquitoes wear landing lights and down vests.

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Suzanne Haigh
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I certainly would not be proud of Australian 'wildlife', I would be running

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bill marsano
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or Manitoba, where they have license plates and their own duck stamp.

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Murray Kitson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

iv been to australia... mosquitos arent all that bad. try canada where they black out the sun and we cower in the shade.

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Marcellus the Third
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Disingenuous --- no mosquitos, but bloody painful biting midges by the billion.

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Fiercepelt
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i live in australia and how bad it is down here is kind of exaggerated, but yeah the spiders are huuuuge af

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Lorelei
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or go to snake island, where every step you take, your chances of dying get higher and higher. Or, stand next to a metal pole in a thunderstorm. EVERYONE WINS!

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N G
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can touch type - assuming all he did was switch the plastic keys and not mess with the wiring underneath, pressing A would still being up Q (assuming a QWERTY keyboard was the original). I'd just type him a nice, long email, while occasionally making and holding eye contact to show how unphased I am by his prank.

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