Anyone for some steam eggs with Wikipedia? No? What if you paired that with jew's ear juice? Not helping? Yeah, I didn't think it would. But at least it made you smile, right? You can thank the Eastern Asians for that. There's no doubt these guys have got some mad translating skills. Keep on scrolling to take a look at a list of hilariously mistranslated signs in Asia, compiled by Bored Panda.

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

Funny cause once you eat cabbage you'll def need to take a shiitake

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Ziyang Hu
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4 years ago

I'm not sure about this one, the Chinese text is even more wrong than the English.

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Katrina Green
Community Member
4 years ago

Lol

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#4

Manicure Set

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

... for psychopaths.

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

... or else I'll do a 180 degree on you!

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.gas.
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4 years ago

At least they won't get sued. They told you to fall down "carefully!" :-)

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

"The best thing you've ever put in your mouth" heh

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

idk... I've seen people stare a little too hard at cucumbers...

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--
Community Member
4 years ago

it says, 1st line: "anything", 3rd line: "mixed fruit juice"

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Community Member
4 years ago

驴 is donkey

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Nixie One
Community Member
4 years ago

Dat fail tho

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#12

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Crystal Rose
Community Member
4 years ago

That would be my first priority.

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Jhoa
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4 years ago

I cant eat my lunch without wikipedia!

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

If you insist...

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4 years ago

love where the X mark is placed

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#16

What On Earth Did They Mean To Say?

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

WTF

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#17

The Jew's Ear Juice

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--
Community Member
4 years ago

nothing's wrong with that translation

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#18

For Hang Yourself

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Sua Kang
Community Member
4 years ago

What is that thing for?

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.gas.
Community Member
4 years ago

Awesome! I am so tired of my high and mighty DVD player always preaching to me!

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--
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4 years ago

the original Chinese had a typo: not 夫(husband) but 麸(part of the dish name)

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clever_monky
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4 years ago

really chinese ?

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Elizabeth Brown
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4 years ago

Yeah, that's rude. Lol

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clever_monky
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4 years ago

so theres the garden ..

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Crystal Rose
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4 years ago

Wow I'm really immature. Cuz that totally made me laugh a little too much.

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#25

Careful With That Dog

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Elizabeth Brown
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4 years ago

Who let that dog out??

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Brian Hermann
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4 years ago

It was mine.

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--
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4 years ago

that is one way of translating the words... the thing is that each word has deep meanings and may refer to many things depending on how the words are combined

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#28

The Chinese Name Of This Snack Translates As 'honey Bean Crisps'

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Crystal Rose
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4 years ago

I wonder what it taste like X)

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clever_monky
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4 years ago

why you gonna be so rude ??

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#30

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--
Community Member
4 years ago

that's what the Chinese says, the translation is not wrong except for the lack of a 't'

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Oliver Liu
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4 years ago

if you guys know chinese, you guys would know that that is the accurate translation

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Marcin Pawluk
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4 years ago

Pizza is confused, where to go. "I'm just melting, man. Gimmie a break"

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Harry Poernomo
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4 years ago

Oh la la :D

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Lazy Panda
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4 years ago

*litters*

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Happy Ghost
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4 years ago

WTF?

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4 years ago

The chinese says: "Even the grass is a living thing, please show mercy and not step on it"

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clever_monky
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4 years ago

wow

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#38

Can This Be A Thing?

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Martin
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4 years ago

Glad its not an enema bag

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Elizabeth Brown
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4 years ago

Nope, not at any price, dude.

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#40

Hell All Your Family

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Tiny Dynamine
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4 years ago

So which garden shall I put it in?

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Lyone Fein
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4 years ago

ouch

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Tiny Dynamine
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4 years ago

For god's sake! Why can't I ever stay in my noodle?!

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.gas.
Community Member
4 years ago

I always think about this at the airport. How would anyone aside from the owner know if you just walked out with their luggage?

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Neha Jawale-Bhorge
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4 years ago

bad bad door.. :P

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Elizabeth Brown
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4 years ago

Because horse crap without like is just wrong.

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Belle Bell
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4 years ago

because a mean one is undesirable

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Lazy Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

TᕼE ᖇᗩGE

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.gas.
Community Member
4 years ago

Where's the bin for non-evil rubbish?

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Elisha Gabriell
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4 years ago

Say again???

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Elizabeth Brown
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4 years ago

Sorry, I'll come back later, then.

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#51

The Best Part Of Going To The Gym

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Belle Bell
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4 years ago

my gym there didn't have one of those :-( i feel cheated!

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Elisha Gabriell
Community Member
4 years ago

I'm sure the "deformed" would have a laugh!

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Benny Lava
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4 years ago

I promise to try. Not taking showers might help.

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Happy Ghost
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4 years ago

wtf?

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Belle Bell
Community Member
4 years ago

???? well, random people would probably walk in on you in the cunt examination room, too... they do in all the other ones! ????

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Jhoa
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4 years ago

Those stupid bean sprouts again!

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Elizabeth Brown
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4 years ago

Uh... nope, not going there.

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Adrielle Ortiz
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4 years ago

Yes!

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Martin
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4 years ago

....brought to you by Jolly Green Giant

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Ziyang Hu
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4 years ago

This translation is accurate. Nothing wrong.

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Tillie Martinussen
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4 years ago

Awesome! XD

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Karen Stauffer
Community Member
4 years ago

Deep fried bean curd with odor?

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Lazy Panda
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4 years ago

2nd quote- Yep that's me

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Michel Guntern
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4 years ago

And don't make a noise!

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Belle Bell
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4 years ago

well, one wouldn't want to buy stale crap.

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Robert Bailey
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4 years ago

OK then, I will.

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Lou Varner
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4 years ago

my favorite combo

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Martin
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4 years ago

Soylent Cream

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Belle Bell
Community Member
4 years ago

i feel so special now *^_^*

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