Hey,pandas! What Is Your Favorite Joke?
This is a longer one... So there’s this snail. His name is Mr. Snail. It’s a bit on the nose, but whatever. So Mr.Snail Has been working for as long as he could to buy a brand new, bright red truck. So one day, Mr.Snail finally has enough money to buy his truck. He goes to the car shop and purchases his truck and the sales man says,” Is there anything you want me to do to the truck before you go?” And Mr. Snail says,” Yes, actually. Could you please paint some S’s on the side?” The man, confused, says sure. So, Mr. Snail comes in the next day to pick up his truck when the man asks,” I’m sorry, but why did you want S’s on your car?” And Mr. Snail says,” So when I drive by, people will say,’ look at that little S car go!” [ for anyone confused es car got is a French dish with snails.]
My psychiatrist said I was crazy. I said I wanted a second opinion. He said I was ugly too.
HA easy My life never mind jokes are supposed to have a meaning
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I got this one from a comic about sans¨ sans-I remember the last thing gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was ¨gaster-hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?¨papyrus- SANS GET OFF THE STAGE!¨
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? There weren't any chickens in them days 🤣
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to Canada. He was sick of American politics.
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this is totally a DAD joke ...if you have a bee in one hand and a bee in the other hand what do you have ...beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder... har har har
Two muffins are in an oven, the first one says "phew, it's hot in here!" The second replies "Argghhh! A talking muffin!" 🤣
https://youtu.be/SA7M4qjyq1w watch this if you dare. It may be to funny for you. Not me btw just a YouTuber I like
The beach bus in a bar Get a round Get a round I'll get a round
This is a longer one... So there’s this snail. His name is Mr. Snail. It’s a bit on the nose, but whatever. So Mr.Snail Has been working for as long as he could to buy a brand new, bright red truck. So one day, Mr.Snail finally has enough money to buy his truck. He goes to the car shop and purchases his truck and the sales man says,” Is there anything you want me to do to the truck before you go?” And Mr. Snail says,” Yes, actually. Could you please paint some S’s on the side?” The man, confused, says sure. So, Mr. Snail comes in the next day to pick up his truck when the man asks,” I’m sorry, but why did you want S’s on your car?” And Mr. Snail says,” So when I drive by, people will say,’ look at that little S car go!” [ for anyone confused es car got is a French dish with snails.]
My psychiatrist said I was crazy. I said I wanted a second opinion. He said I was ugly too.
HA easy My life never mind jokes are supposed to have a meaning
Load More Replies... I got this one from a comic about sans¨ sans-I remember the last thing gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was ¨gaster-hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?¨papyrus- SANS GET OFF THE STAGE!¨
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? There weren't any chickens in them days 🤣
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to Canada. He was sick of American politics.
Load More Replies... this is totally a DAD joke ...if you have a bee in one hand and a bee in the other hand what do you have ...beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder... har har har
Two muffins are in an oven, the first one says "phew, it's hot in here!" The second replies "Argghhh! A talking muffin!" 🤣
https://youtu.be/SA7M4qjyq1w watch this if you dare. It may be to funny for you. Not me btw just a YouTuber I like
The beach bus in a bar Get a round Get a round I'll get a round
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