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#1

More Like For Not Doing It

More Like For Not Doing It

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Miss Frankfurter
Community Member
2 months ago

This will help, they said.

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#2

I'm Getting Arrested For This One?

I'm Getting Arrested For This One?

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Miss Frankfurter
Community Member
2 months ago

I've been spied upon all my life. I'm feeling this.

#3

My Sister Sent Me This. I Have A 14 Year Old, One Eyed Chihuahua.

My Sister Sent Me This. I Have A 14 Year Old, One Eyed Chihuahua.

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K Witmer
Community Member
2 months ago

This is very accurate. Mine was the boss of the whole house and everything and everyone in it. He had different growls for every command he gave me I loved his grumpy stinky little one eyed face w all my heart. I miss him

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#4

Get The Cat!

Get The Cat!

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Legen ( wait for it ) dary
Community Member
2 months ago

I dont know who, but if no animal were armed, then he /she is a keeper.

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#5

It's Looking Pretty Good, Even Though I Got This From Another Bored Panda Page.

It's Looking Pretty Good, Even Though I Got This From Another Bored Panda Page.

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Legen ( wait for it ) dary
Community Member
2 months ago

I love that this is a breaking news. Lift spirits news

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#6

H

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Shadow Kat
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2 months ago

ordering this asap

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#7

Love Cats. Thanks Op On 9gag

Love Cats. Thanks Op On 9gag

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Heidi Anoni
Community Member
2 months ago

I still enjoy seeing Tardar Sauce.

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#8

I Don't Know If This Meme Will Help Me In This Situation

I Don't Know If This Meme Will Help Me In This Situation

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54
Community Member
2 months ago

they had us in the first half, not gonna lie

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#9

Dunno If This'll Help Much...

Dunno If This'll Help Much...

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Scagsy
Community Member
2 months ago

That would be a good movie.

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#10

Ähmm I Think My Chances Are 50/50 ...

Ähmm I Think My Chances Are 50/50 ...

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Birgit M
Community Member
2 months ago

Freispruch! 😀

#11

It Could Be Worse I Guess

It Could Be Worse I Guess

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Legen ( wait for it ) dary
Community Member
2 months ago

It works.

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#12

Maybe The Officer Will Be So Confused He’ll Let Me Go

Maybe The Officer Will Be So Confused He’ll Let Me Go

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Marnie
Community Member
2 months ago

"I'm in this photo and I don't like it".....ha ha

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#13

You Gotta Believe Me...

You Gotta Believe Me...

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Francis
Community Member
2 months ago

Tenacious D!

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#14

Lol Birds Are Awesome

Lol Birds Are Awesome

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Legen ( wait for it ) dary
Community Member
2 months ago

I did one push up. I feel strongerrrrrr

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#15

Idk Where I Found It

Idk Where I Found It

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Scagsy
Community Member
2 months ago

And rightly so.

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#16

Well... It Could Be Worse

Well... It Could Be Worse

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Scagsy
Community Member
2 months ago

Mood af.

#17

Ummmm…

Ummmm…

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JustAPanda
Community Member
2 months ago

LMAO

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#18

The Wonders Of Electricity

The Wonders Of Electricity

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Delta the hybrid
Community Member
2 months ago (edited)

...What?

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#19

I Got A Life Sentence

I Got A Life Sentence

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Diandra “Mss Didi” Blackthorn
Community Member
2 months ago

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Eeeewwwwwww!!!!

#20

Am I Going To Hell For Laughing?

Am I Going To Hell For Laughing?

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Tess the ferret
Community Member
2 months ago

thank god im not the only weirdo

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#21

Well This Doesn't Look Good.

Well This Doesn't Look Good.

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LittlePrincessBelladona
Community Member
2 months ago

same lol

#22

How Would I Do Guys?

How Would I Do Guys?

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ShadowLand 🇨🇦
Community Member
2 months ago

Sorry, I posted in the wrong area. 🤦‍♀️

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#23

Where’s My “Get Out Of Jail Free” Card?

Where’s My “Get Out Of Jail Free” Card?

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Katie Fink
Community Member
2 months ago

Too true

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#24

My Last Saved Ones Were ‘Too Big’ For Boredpanda To Load, So I Chose A Meme I Made.

My Last Saved Ones Were ‘Too Big’ For Boredpanda To Load, So I Chose A Meme I Made.

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Autumn
Community Member
2 months ago

…… I feel exposed

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#25

This Is The Most Legit Statement About Me Ever

This Is The Most Legit Statement About Me Ever

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∘ユーザー名∘
Community Member
2 months ago

Why is this so true?

#26

Does It Annoy Anyone Else That People Are So Stupid? Or Is It Just Me?

Does It Annoy Anyone Else That People Are So Stupid? Or Is It Just Me?

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Tess the ferret
Community Member
2 months ago

hehe i want to be a doctor now

#27

Most Of My Humor Is Tumblr And Twitter Posts ...

Most Of My Humor Is Tumblr And Twitter Posts ...

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Community Member
2 months ago

i love this

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#28

Oxymoron Getting Political

Oxymoron Getting Political

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TheReader19
Community Member
2 months ago

Facts

#29

Oops.

Oops.

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44f5 Dixit
Community Member
2 months ago

Dark.....to people who did not understand it's Indian way of doing black magic

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#30

Is It Really Him?

Is It Really Him?

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K Witmer
Community Member
2 months ago

He certainly did save us from another four years of a horrible wannabe dictator

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#31

Not Lookin Good For Me😂😂😂

Not Lookin Good For Me😂😂😂

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Raven DeathShade
Community Member
2 months ago

The dude blinking looks like a teenage version of my uncle.

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#32

Ouch...

Ouch...

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ThoughtsAreNotFacts
Community Member
2 months ago

No!!! That was a sweet movie. I mean the costume pairing is clever but I can't support that

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#33

It’s Not Fair

It’s Not Fair

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K Witmer
Community Member
2 months ago

Omg this is true! My hair never grew past my shoulders and now that I'm almost 50 it's down to my waist. Now i want back to my shoulders. I wanted this long hair when I was young! I'm too old for long hair ugh

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#34

Just Sent This To My Favorite Cat Lady.

Just Sent This To My Favorite Cat Lady.

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I' Gomez & Morticia's kid
Community Member
2 months ago

Aww 🥺

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#35

*insert Words Here Idk*

*insert Words Here Idk*

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K D
Community Member
2 months ago

yeah…pretty much

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#36

I Just Thought It Funny And Saved It

I Just Thought It Funny And Saved It

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Salam Payne
Community Member
2 months ago

You are going to hell 😂

#37

Ummmmm...

Ummmmm...

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Raviel Beaumont D. Clarin
Community Member
2 months ago

hey potterheads where are ya

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#38

My Colleague Sent This On Our Work Group Chat

My Colleague Sent This On Our Work Group Chat

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#39

They Now Will Have British Accents In My Head

They Now Will Have British Accents In My Head

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~𝒞𝒶𝓂𝒷𝓇𝒾𝒶~
Community Member
1 month ago

haha so true

#40

Well….

Well….

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Unnamed Hooman
Community Member
1 month ago

Newsflash, Scagsy. This isn’t 9gag, it’s BoredPanda

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#41

Oh No.

Oh No.

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#42

🌮🌮🐈🐈‍⬛ This Probably Would Work On Me.

🌮🌮🐈🐈‍⬛ This Probably Would Work On Me.

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Raven DeathShade
Community Member
2 months ago

Unrelated, but I had a weird dream last night. I was talking to this creepy dude (keeping my distance, clearly). I asked if he was an incel, since how he was asking and what he was doing rang true for every description I've heard. He leaned back against his white van, stroked his neckbeard and said "No, I'm what's called an incen. I am a mediator between incels and persons." I replied "So you're an incel translator." "Yep." I then informed him that I didn't quite feel confortable being around him, and he accepted it and waved goodbye. I left hurriedly, then got woken up by my alarm clock.

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#43

Hello Darkness My Old Friend, May Your Floofiness Never End

Hello Darkness My Old Friend, May Your Floofiness Never End

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Bodhi Swindle
Community Member
2 months ago

The title is amazing

#44

[insert Funny Title]

[insert Funny Title]

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#45

Don’t Know How This Would Affect It

Don’t Know How This Would Affect It

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Cora Fields
Community Member
2 months ago

So Luigi is for human trafficking?

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#46

Depends On What Country I’m In…

Depends On What Country I’m In…

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シ *’-BLOODLUST-‘* シ
Community Member
1 month ago

I wanna go to pastaland mommy

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#47

Guess I’ll Stay In Jail Then . . .

Guess I’ll Stay In Jail Then . . .

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Naruto Fan
Community Member
2 months ago (edited)

Why is this the only one I laugh at

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#48

Only Some Get It

Only Some Get It

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シ *’-BLOODLUST-‘* シ
Community Member
1 month ago

Oh no I get it

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#49

Ugh...

Ugh...

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Virgil Blue
Community Member
2 months ago

Reminded of the Aeon Flux intro.

#50

I Have No Idea. This Is Also The Only Meme I Have.

I Have No Idea. This Is Also The Only Meme I Have.

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PKMN Trainer Link
Community Member
2 months ago

The Dragonbite Viper lol

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#51

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シ *’-BLOODLUST-‘* シ
Community Member
1 month ago

Help?

#52

Don't Think I'll Be Freed, But Maybe I'll Get Points For A Sob Story?

Don't Think I'll Be Freed, But Maybe I'll Get Points For A Sob Story?

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シ *’-BLOODLUST-‘* シ
Community Member
1 month ago

I agree so much

#53

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Madre_Dr4gnZFly
Community Member
1 month ago

🤣

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#54

Saw This On Linkedin, Oh Man The Chuckles That Followed

Saw This On Linkedin, Oh Man The Chuckles That Followed

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iBlank
Community Member
1 month ago

Love this! How much ya got?

#55

My Friends Do Not Sleep And. I Am Sleepy Any?way??

My Friends Do Not Sleep And. I Am Sleepy Any?way??

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Unnamed Hooman
Community Member
1 month ago

My record is 20 minutes of sleep. (Not counting no sleep at all)

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#56

What Do You Think

What Do You Think

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#57

Yeah

Yeah

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K Witmer
Community Member
2 months ago

Reminds me of that teenager girl that's dating the kardashian ex. She's always raving about him being the greatest love of her life. Meanwhile he's a 40 yr old father of three that's pining for his ex and has a cocaine/alcohol addiction.

#58

Idk

Idk

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#59

Saw This, And Thought It Was Hilarious. Probably Not Getting Out Tho

Saw This, And Thought It Was Hilarious. Probably Not Getting Out Tho

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#60

Ummmm

Ummmm

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Unnamed Hooman
Community Member
1 month ago

My dog doesn’t exis-

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#61

Spiderman Asked To Be An Avenger

Spiderman Asked To Be An Avenger

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Helena Houzarová
Community Member
1 month ago

There's no causality between the first two and the last one. Just sayin'.

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#62

Good Old Creepy Joe

Good Old Creepy Joe

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_𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕔𝕠_𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕠_
Community Member
1 month ago

Lmaooooooo

#63

This!

This!

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#64

Who Else Can Personally Relate

Who Else Can Personally Relate

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#65

O-O Guess Im Staying In Jail

O-O Guess Im Staying In Jail

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#66

If You Know, You Knowq

If You Know, You Knowq

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#67

Reeeelatable

Reeeelatable

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シ *’-BLOODLUST-‘* シ
Community Member
1 month ago

I think your getting out

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#68

Gonna Get Arrested

Gonna Get Arrested

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#69

……i’m Not Getting Out

……i’m Not Getting Out

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シ *’-BLOODLUST-‘* シ
Community Member
1 month ago

Lol I have that meme

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#70

It’s Finger Lickin Good

It’s Finger Lickin Good

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シ *’-BLOODLUST-‘* シ
Community Member
1 month ago

HOLY S**T

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