Let's celebrate pride month by sharing the funniest (NON-OFFENSIVE) LGBTQ+ jokes we have!
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I once heard my friend say “ let’s get one thing straight, I’m not” 😂
The A in LGBTQIA+ stands for Allstar by Smash Mouth.
Wanna know where I heard that?
SomeBODY ONCE TOLD ME
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.
What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails? (single) - What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? (a lickaloto'puss)
Having gay parents must be horrible. You either get the double amount of dad jokes or you’re stuck in an infinite loop of “go ask your mom”.
I’ve been asking people what LGBTQ+ means - nobody’s given me a straight answer.
Are you a Mr or a Ms?
I’m a dr.
But are you a man or a woman?
I’m a scientist.
No, what’s is your pants?
Physics.
I hope you enjoyed these! Please do tell me if they were offensive in some way, I really don’t want to offend somebody!
Are you a boy or a girl? I'm a villain. But what gender are you? Evil. Yeah, but what's in your pants? DOOM.
So I vape and I was having a friend pick up some juice for me and he asked what kind I want. I told him “something fruity like me”
I saw one about being ace like me- If I am asexual, and you are asexual... then who gives a f**k? And another time my friend said "My hair is not straight." And I said neither am I. I am aroase
My friend is gay af and she lets everyone know, and she always says, "sounds gay, I'm in" or when she's talking to Alexa she says, "Alexa you're sounding kinda gay rn". She's hilarious. p.s. don't tell her I have a crush on her! :)
This was my friend's, though she told the joke about herself. Screen-Sho...b2-png.jpg 
I saw one about being ace like me- If I am asexual, and you are asexual... then who gives a f**k? And another time my friend said "My hair is not straight." And I said neither am I. I am aroase
My friend is gay af and she lets everyone know, and she always says, "sounds gay, I'm in" or when she's talking to Alexa she says, "Alexa you're sounding kinda gay rn". She's hilarious. p.s. don't tell her I have a crush on her! :)
This was my friend's, though she told the joke about herself. Screen-Sho...b2-png.jpg
