Lying is a common reaction to stress. Tell us you biggest lies!

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I'm fine.

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Last I recall was people offline thinking I'm a vegetarian. I'm not I eat meat sometimes. It's so no one will make exceptions for me [I really don't like attention in that regard.].

Also. [and I'm sorry if I've offended] that I'm allergic to penicillin. I took it when I was 17 but didn't know much about side effects, at the time and I don't recall anyone telling me or looking them up. [I also. until like the last 3 or so yrs. didn't see the dentist/periodontist as much as I do now. apparently the amount varies] and so it seemed I thought. the side effects meant I was allergic and not. a normal thing. So now people offline think I'm allergic to penicillin. cause to me. It's faster and easier for people to believe it. When I'm dishonest offline it's to avoid conversation or wasting my time. and people telling me things I already know. again. I apologise if I've offended.

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Once I lied about my sexuality to my grandparents, aunt, cousin (Dads side)

But other than that I can't remember any thing BIG.

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Ryan Deschanel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not their business after all. "Merry christmas sweetie, give me some more turkey... Oh, by the way, do you enjoy sodomy?"

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