Just get it off your chest...
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When you fart, but are in a position where it becomes an air bubble between your butt cheeks, and you have to shift your position to release it.
When you are watching a good movie and a commercial comes on that is 50 decibels louder than what you had been watching. Usually you can’t find the remote to turn it down because it’s lost in your bed sheets.
When people push their religion on other people.
Starting a new roll a toilet paper
Starting anything new. Like the toothpaste tube thing was half empty by the next day but somehow managed to last months.
3 words.
Cold. Toilet. Seat.
On the contrary, I don't like it when it's warm. It means someone had a nice long seat right before me, and I don't like thinking about that.
That members of Congress get paid almost $200,000 per year to fly to D.C., call each other irresponsible for a couple weeks then fly home.
People who think reading is a waste of time. Maybe a waste or your time, but if I prefer reading to talking to people, then keep your opinion to yourself.
That Americans don’t use the metric system 😂
Assuming political stance based of off one trait.
People assume I’m a radical conservative when they find out I’m Christian or assume I’m a radical liberal when they find out I’m lesbian. Truth is, I think there are pros and cons to both parties.
When your nose is full after a long day, and it starts to reduce too much of the air intake but you have to wait until you are in complete privacy to pick it. Itch is an added point.
Child abuse, animal abuse, homophobia, transphobia, student loans, income inequality, the lack of affordable housing and healthcare, and a lot more
When you have to pee and your butt itches so you scratch it and it makes you have to pee a lot more so you have to do the dance that makes you look like a kangaroo having a seizure. Please tell me this is not just me. Please.
People boasting about a thing they did constantly to everyone. It gets really annoying after a few minutes
When you’re standing in a queue at supermarket tills and there’s an issue with the customer at the front (e.g. something won’t scan or they need to check a price). Then you stand there moodily watching all of the people who joined adjacent queues after you make their purchases and leave.
Inability to edit your answer in Bored Panda after you have clicked "Publish" and notice a mistake.
Speed cameras. Everyone drives like a tool till they see a camera, slow down to a crawl, then carrying on tooling once they’re past the camera.
When you have just enough for one glass of (liquid) so you pour it into the glass, but you definitely underestimated how much was left in the container so you can’t even move the glass. Especially with putting milk in cereal- I hate soggy cereal!
Over population.
The extreme annoyance of needing to wear glasses, and wearing a mask, especially on a cold day. The foggy glasses. The pushing of my upper lip over my bottom lip so I can breathe downwards. Trying to control my breathing.
* I am pro mask-wearing, just wish I didn't need glasses.
Being given advice from someone who has less experience or qualifications than you (on that particular topic).
Wet socks, the word “moist” and that feeling when hair gets in your ear and it’s super itchy
* Employers who expect you to work out of hours, like having a meeting at 6am or 10pm, but still expecting you to be in the office from 9-5 - and if you're not you get in trouble.
* Employers who expect you to be loyal to them but have no interest in your wellbeing.
* Bosses who tell you to stop working on A because B is critical, then punish you when B is delivered late.
