When wa as time you did something you would never normally do, like something clearly is wrong.example; you dumped the pasta in the sink instead of straining it.And then realized wtf why did I do that.
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I spent twenty minutes having a conversation with someone trying to remember the word for stairs.
You are 100% not alone! I do this almost on a daily basis. There are just soo many words!
There are 17 stairs. For some reason I got to 16 and thought I was done. Fractured my foot, mild concussion, bruised ribs and massive embarrassment
I was walking around ranting about not being able to find my #%!*?! phone...while...I was ON my phone 😱
Forgot to get a cup & filled my hand with sink water… :|
I couldn’t think of the word toes so I called them foot fingers
Not me but my friend once was messing with the drawstrings on her hoodie while I was talking to her and decided to pull on them super hard for some reason. She end up choking herself for a moment there and I couldn't stop laughing afterwards.
i got a tattoo of a palm tree on my butt at 48. to make matters worse, i wasn't drunk or high. i need to grow up.
While making small talk with a client about upcoming travel plans, he mentions going to Portugal to see his family. In all my wisdom, I say “Oh nice I’ve never been to South America!” After a short awkward silence I told him I realized I was thinking of Brazil where they speak Portuguese, and that yes I knew that Portugal was a European country and not in South America.
Walking down the stairs (see where this is going) and my brain told my legs to not go down and instead up. I probally looked dumb but thats not the end. I ended up almost falling down a flight of stairs. I got really lucky and caught myself.
Also another time was when my brain thought I was talking in my head when really I was talking aloud. My friend told me I was talking. Lucky for me I was whispering and not to many people were around. (In case you are curious I was ranting about FNAF cause I'm an addict...)
I fly model planes. I forgot left/right and almost drove a 40 kilo mass of propellers and roaring fury straight into the clubhouse of the airfield where i fly.
So anyways I got fined
Being distracted and forgetting to check for traffic before heading to the mailbox. Almost deadly.
One time I went to work with a p*oh no disk instead of a document.there was a meeting that day.I almost sh*t my pants when I saw the “winky face” I drew on it the night before.heh.
My mom was once cooking vegetables in the microwave and she told me they would be hot and to get over mitts. Well my dumb brain said that they won’t be that hot and that I’d be fine without mitts even though they where in there for like two minutes. So I grabbed the vegetable and burned my fingers but I didn’t drop them I speed walked to the counter and set them down that was good.
I poured milk in poha. For those who don't know what it is, poha is basically flattened rice cooked with turmeric. So, yeah. That was a great breakfast.
I was trying to help someone with the homework for into French and I messed up tu and je.
They failed the test 💀
So me and my friends were talking (at a small drama club party) and when we were one of them walked off to get something and spilt fruit. No one cleaned it so I did. I put it in the cup and realized there was 2 mangos on my plate. INSTEAD OF PUTTING THEM IN THE CUP OF FRUIT I PUT IT IN MY SODA 😩
Put the ground up coffee in the watertank instead of the filter.
Left a spoon in my bowl when I heated my oatmeal in the microwave.
