Could it be a self-balancing bike? Make sure it is appropriate.

#1

A pain transfer device that reads the pain your nerve endings feel. So your doctor can actually feel your pain briefly, or see it on a screen, to help diagnosis illnesses (and so they actually take their patients seriously).

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#2

Clothes for women with pockets.

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#3

Lights on cars that indicates when someone is going to make a turn. Preferably blinking.

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#4

Vending machines for the poor. If you put in enough trash, you get food from there. It would clean up the world and help people get food

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sure i read about something similar, where people could deposit recyclable material and get credit back.

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Common sense, or a virus that targets and kills antivaxxers, covidiots, and serial Trumpers. I’m not playing with this bullshit anymore.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least Trump will soon be gone, when the National Guard hauls him out kicking and screaming. I'm sure his supporters will show up with their cardboard signs.

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A way to use all the mechanical energy generated at the gym (treadmills, bikes, stair-steppers, etc.) to actually power the AC and lighting at that gym... (with a backup source of energy available also).

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Mary Peace
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why not in people's homes as well? Imagine if you could tell the kids, "If you wan to watch TV, you have to jog for 30 mins first!"

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Car seat belts that will actually adjust to fit small people like myself ( 5'0").

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And the car's head rest behind is always too high for shorter people too.

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A medicine specially designed for menstrual cramps. Not some indigestion medicine or general pain reliever or antipyretic or whatever that is being used for purposes other than intended. But a drug that was specially developed for this. And that is also called .. for example menstro relax or whatever. It is a problem that affects many women and it is still taboo and is neither appropriately addressed nor properly researched .. what I have been prescribed or said by gynecologists is really medieval!

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There should be something that could get them over with instead of making half the population, for half of their lives, feel like crap for around 7 days of living days of hell once a month. Anyway, we need something to signal our ovaries not to prepare the whole reproductive process over and over or for it to get done faster with fewer pain.

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#9

A bra that would fit and not hurt

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#10

Glasses that don’t fog up when wearing your mask. It gets really hard to see for me, because I’m not old enough for contacts and my glasses keep fogging up.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I push the mask far enough up on my nose so I can rest the bridge of my glasses on it and it keeps my mask from fogging, even outside in cold weather.

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A fine for not wearing a mask in public

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who should the money go to? I vote for essential workers. Also, in the U.S. no stimulus $ for the antimaskers.

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A way to send smells, just like we can send visuals and sound.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It was invented! There are cards with pictures: you rub different parts of the picture, you get a different smell! I would love to have some, to send farts to some people I know!

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Kinda obvious, but a quick, safe, 100% effective cure for cancer.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dont forget pain free. 2 of my sisters have been diagnosed in the past year.

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Equal respect, justice, and thought towards people of a different race as us. Let Mexicans like my family cross the border for a shot at a better life.

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#15

A self-cleaning smart home system. It can be customizable and you can program it to clean to your needs.

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#17

Tires that never get flats or wear down the tread.

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#18

FREE PADS AND TAMPONS!! Also, free condoms to encourage safe sex!

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#19

A drive through that serves fresh fruit and veggies without overcharging for it. Seriously. Eating healthy should be cheap and convenient like current fast food is.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only thing preventing this from existing is demand -- If there was a market for it, it would already exist.

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#20

The ability to fly without the need for machinery (I don’t know how though).
And also the ability to add cartilage to knees/other joints where it has been worn away (this would be useful for me) as I would love to go roller skating again without worrying about pain, falling or jarring.

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A "Find My Toddler" app, complete with an attachable tracker.

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Karin Gibson
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought parenting had been invented....I used to teach childcare at college......It is amazing how people ignore basic advice.

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#24

Everything Jetson's. Especially the one button kitchen. Push a button, dinner is ready. Push another, dishes are done, etc.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It was invented long ago! It's called a restaurant! And you need no button, only money!

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#25

A way to save all the sleep and rest I had during 2020, so I can use it and be awake and full of energy all way during 2021. ( or just when the virus is away.)

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want a machine that can record my dreams. I'm sure some of them would be very interesting to turn them into movies.

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#26

A wall panel in your room/house that scans the place to find an item you lost which then tells you where it is/how to find it

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#27

Teleportation devices. Preferrably small enough to fit in your pocket (even if you are a woman).

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You need to team up with the person above who wished for pockets in women's clothes to make your dream a reality.

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#28

An English word for "The day before yesterday" (Preterday?) and "The day after tomorrow" (Postmorrow?)

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Kendra Miller
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We do have them, they just aren't in our common lexicon. Day after tomorrow: Overmorrow Day before yesterday: Ereyesterday

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#30

A tea tap. I don't care about hot taps or cold taps, I want tea on tap 24/7!

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Nikki Higley
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I took this idea to my husband with a water cooler. One with a hot and cold side and just fill the jug with tea.

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Conciousness of big companies or at least a law against lobbying.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ain't happening. Politicians needs money to mkt themselves to you so you vote for them to make desicion benefiting rich people.

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#32

more clothes sizes (half sizes, different lengths) as a short person i can find clothes that fit but are far too long and im sick of it!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Therein, lies the reason I only wear slacks. At 5.2 feet, and old as dirt, I got tired of hemming clothes. So did my eyes. In most slacks I can find 'petite, short'. This size requires no alteration for me.

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#33

Email accounts that allow you to instantly create and give out company specific emails addresses so when they sell your email you can figure out who did it. (i.e. give my.email-facebook@hotmail.com to facebook to see who emails you using that address).

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#34

Real mental health care.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are quacks and frauds in every profession. It's up to you to do the legwork involved in finding the person who can meet your needs.

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#35

A pet translator collar.

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#36

Sanity

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#37

Candy that isn't bad for you, preferably Skittles

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's plenty of sugarless candy. It might not be really good or healthy for you, but it's not as bad. However, it is sometimes expensive or might not taste as good.(Avoid the Haribo Sugarless Gummy Bears though)

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Birth control for men (in pill form).

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Patches would be better, slap it on their back in the sweet spot that you can't reach on your own

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#39

One size of shoes which fit all.

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#40

Bullets that cost $5,000 each. Let's not worry about gun control; how about bullet control! Guns are paperweights without the bullets...(Chris Rock). 🤔🔫

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#41

A variety of lawn grass that grows to 3 1/2 inches then stops.

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Kendra Miller
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or maybe we should accept that lawns were an idea imported from French royalty, and maybe we should just embrace our natural ecosystem. Plus it would be great for local wildlife and sooooo much easier to care for.

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#42

At any time of the day or night, you can get drinks, sweets, fast food, condoms etc. ... but what if you urgently need pacifiers, drinking bottles or diapers for your baby? There should be self-service machines where you can get stuff like this at any time.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The areas in the USA that aren't already a 15 - 20 minute drive from an all night convenience store are probably the areas that wouldn't have enough traffic to support a well stocked vending machine. I live in a small town of around 10,000 people have have a 24 hour 7-11 market within a 5 minute drive (and they do carry diapers, not sure about other baby supplies), two 24 hour gas stations (not sure if their convenience stores carry baby supplies), and a 24/7 supermarket within in a 20 minute drive.

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A cube shaped pencil, so your pencil doesn’t role away

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Look for Ticonderoga pencils. They have a shape that is designed just for that.

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I would like a phone that when I dock it, I can turn it into a home phone and pick up another phone connected to the dock in another room. I hate dashing for the phone when it rings. Also this could be a major safety improvement for people at risk for falling, as their "landline" can be installed in places they may fall, such as near the tub

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Kendra Miller
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Waterproof smart watch? Then they always have a phone on them no matter where they take a fall. Plus it could sense their heart rate and distress and auto call for help.

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Giant solar powered fans to zone in on specific hot spots for global warming
Bonus for my bro he wants real hoverboards that can fly

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was little and first heard about hoverboards I thought they could actually hover above ground, but I soon found out they couldn't and was let down.

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Warp drive. Quantum computers

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#47

I would like to see more passively active desk builds. The easiest I suppose would be creating an inverted desktop space with apparatus like oculus, in which you can set it so that you can bend and reach for icons and programs. Maybe even an activity setting where you can choose to make it harder or easier on yourself. I feel like this should exist, but Ive only heard of Oculus being used for gaming and its a waste.
You could program the OS to look like a house, and files and programs look like books, or program it to look like some alien spaceship and all the programs look like crystals. Graphic designers could sell templates and mods.

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#48

Fake tan in the form of a bath bomb. Just drop it in the water and submerge yourself into the water for a all over glow, kinda like a sheep dip I suppose!!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love that you compared it to Sheep Dip, because I am guessing that is something that is common for you. Perspectives are fun. LOL i like your idea, though.

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Jo Johannsen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not to be confused with buffalo dip. Although it might have the same effect.

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Johnny
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't imagine it turning out well for blonde people - unless you like your hair the same color as your skin.

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#49

The cure for tiredness

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#50

Two (or more) separate soundtracks on movies (Dialogue can be adjusted separately from music /sfx)

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This should have 1000 upvotes!! I'm forever having to turn the volume down when the music blades out, then up when people talk or whisper.

#51

Pen that draws exactly what you're thinking.

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#52

A machine that could erase painful & traumatic memories.. especially for crime victims, ptsd patients, etc.. so they can start with their lives again

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

EMDR cured my PTSD. I remember the memories but no longer have the crippling effects.

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#53

Neural Firewall Protection and Artificial Telepathy Caller ID. I am constantly receiving messages and cant determine where the EEG Heterodyned brainwaves originate. I would like an option to review the content before granting access to my brain.

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#54

Some chemical for underwear that will clean period blood off underwear automatically/faster than peroxide

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#55

This is going to sound kinda weird, but... I am a lazy person who likes telling stories. I especially like doing it late at night when my parents aren’t there to bother me. So... some sort of device that you can write with , that doesn’t require you to move (yes I am that lazy) but not like a voice-to-writing kind of thing, because that will wake my parents. Maybe a mind-reading-thingy that transfers your thoughts to words in a google doc or something like that.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Soooooooo... reading my post, I kind of realized how lazy I am. Sorry. I just— I’m lazy.

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#56

I would like a device to roll up my oxygen tubing so I don't stumble when I walk from room to room with my walker. It is a tripping hazard.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Somebody could provbably make thst, maybe contact a school (engineering or similar,)

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#57

Some way to plug learning into your brain. Get an upload, have a month to mull it over, experiment with practical application, ask questions, then another upload. So much time memorizing random facts, when learning to hone imagination, logic, etc would be so much better.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You should read the "Unwind" books by Neal Shusterman. They're horrifyingly engrossing and similar to what you've posted, even though it's for YA it's great!

#58

One thing I hate doing is vacuuming but also moping, they should make a robot that sprays cleaner and mops.

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I looked it up after the fact, they actually exist but theu are almost 200 dollars (USD)

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#59

A pill you can take to stop hair growing. Then you can have your hair cut and dyed, wax and pluck whatever you want and it will stay the same.

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Hmm what about if wireless chargers could actually give you mobility like a charger with a wire does?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.bhphotovideo.com%2Fc%2Fproduct%2F1412711-REG%2Filuv_mypower10qbk_qi_charger_power_bank.html&psig=AOvVaw2cnNnTGCKT35KMvm49RcMi&ust=1609702313950000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAkQjhxqFwoTCJDay8r-_e0CFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD

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A website for people to put their great ideas on, for entrepreneurs to then turn into real goods/services.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

https://www.boredpanda.com/hey-pandas-what-should-be-invented-already-but-hasnt/

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#62

A machine that folds laundry. It was being worked on, with a lot of hype, about 2-3 years ago, but nothing came of several initiatives.

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#63

A flawless justice system throughout the world. No Corruption = No Theft (Greed) = An End to Poverty.

Also artists, more specifically in television/music industry, should have a cap on pay. Why should doctors/teachers/civil workers be paid less than entertainers? when they add little to no (morals &) value to society. (Kardashians, I'm looking at you) Yes, many artists are inspirational, kind and generous, but don't affect the amount of lives everyday like good teachers and qualified doctors can over a span of years.

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A decent answer to this question

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#65

A machine that seeks out every evil company and smacks their CEO over the head with a rubber mallet.

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#66

Animal speak translator so I can hear my dog tell me he loves me back.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I had one I could hear my cat... Judging me and making sarcastic comments on literally everything. She would love it, though.

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Not noble, not going to produce world peace or universal health, but:
Self-cleaning toilets for the home.

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A time machine!! More specifically, a time machine that will allow us to observe past events unharmed. Thatw ay, we can witness majestic dinosaurs, all lost civilizations, true history and much, mcu hmore!! You could learn your great grandmother's favorite song; you could see real life thylacines and dodos, and you could learn the truth about weird occurrences, all without being in harm's way. I believe it will revolutionize our lives, make it impossible for politicians to lie, make us more conscious of how we live and be the death knell for vacuous entertainment.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

YOU INCLUDED TASMANIAN TIGERS!! AND USED THEIR REAL NAME! YEESSS!! (Though if you read my profile you'll learn I'm not quite sure they're extinct. But even if they aren't there were more than, than there are now.)

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#69

A anime teleportation device that allows you to move back and forth between the fictional anime world and reality ( the universe we are currently in ) .

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ari Folman, The Congress. Have you seen that movie ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29WsmHqEAMg

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#71

S’mores but chocoholic version;TWO PIECES of chocolate instead of graham crackers! Messy but delicious.

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#72

Glow in the dark books :) (electronics don´t count)

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ooh i saw a Youtube video about this, they activated a glow stick and used the stuff inside to make glow-in-the-dark shoes, although i doubt that would last long because glowsticks dont

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reusable tampon applicator

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Self-cleaning carpets, baseboards, doorjambs, and walls. Also cobweb-proof indoor spaces. I love spiders, but I never see cobwebs and then I get pissed knowing I haven't cleaned them.

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#75

Tractor Trailer Trucks on the Interstate should have their own lane and not be in lames with much smaller vehicles.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In india we have them but no one uses them like vehicles like buses and lorries and sometimes cars can go in one separate lane and vehicles like autos and scooties and motorbikes can go in one lane

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#76

There should be a option on microwaves to freeze stuff. So all you have to do is press a button and it starts freezing a water bottle or something. And yes, I know what a freezer/fridge is, I just thought it'd be quicker than to wait an hour to get an "ok" cold water.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've thought that before - a hi-speed freezing device. I guess it's not possible as it hasn't been invented still.

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A shopping trolley(cart) tunnel that dries & sanitizes the carts with heat & UV light between users. It would be a huge financial hit for the makers of sanitizing wipes, but would eliminate the trash created by bins and bins of used "disposable" wipes.

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#78

Nutritionally complete bachelor chow.
Literally anything in star trek. Replicator, transporter, phaser, tricorder, etc.

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#79

A cure for cancer.

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A way to waterproof physical books. Seriously.

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#81

Human mute button. That way if someone is saying something idiotic, inappropriate, or rude, they can be shut up.

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#82

I just thought of something new.... a sleep paralysis demon that attacks your sleep paralysis demon

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#83

i thin there should be a onesie but with extra fluff in the hoodie to make it like a pillow and then a full body blanket sewn in to the onesie

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How about a tracker of some sort or a microchip in things that seem unimportant but are actually essential. For example, a sock, documents, shoes, pens, drugs.

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#85

Bullsh*t detector..especially for politicians.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you can watch The Last Leg with Adam Hills. They use a bullshit button, similar.

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Non fattening pizza and cake!

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Laptops/computers with two mouses/pointers/cursors. You use both hands in normal life so it is frustrating on the screen, especially when doing a repetitive data entry task and you need to click in different parts of the screen. Obviously touch screens don't need this!

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Shelley DuVal
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would settle for lots more USB hubs without having to go buy and add on.

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A device that can see wiring and plumbing behind walls to see problems to save time and money for service visits.

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After reading a newer boredpanda post I had a thought, small, uncomfortable space ships for all those damn flat earthers who don't listen to the science. All so they can see for themselves if the earth is flat. If we want to take the joke further we can let them land on the moon so they can see the moon landing wasn't fake

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Jonathan
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No way! Those of us that are normal and actually understand the planet isn't flat should get to experience the glory of space first!

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#90

additional button for women business shirt (in chest area)... preventing a peek gap

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#91

FREE PERIOD SUPLIES PLEASE! It's not our fault that we have something that is key to human existance!

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#92

A way to extract a memory to a video file. Or an image you think of into an actual pic.
It's so sad to have them in your mind but not being able to share. A picture is worth 1000 words, right?

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#93

An automatic book organizer(it takes like 2 hours)that organizes books by series and author's last name

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#94

A machine that automatically mutes Donald Trump

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#95

A washer/dryer/folder machine that you can put your clothes into and then pull out and they're already folded.

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#96

A 100% safe and inexpensive way for Transgender peoplle like me to transition to be themselves.

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#98

All streaming services to be free and for them to release their back catalogs. If they are nit going to make anything good at least release the old stuff. And stop making it so cost prohibitive. I started streamimg everything because cable was too expensive now all the streaming services are just as bad.

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Tami
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Many libraries have free streaming service. Maybe not all the shows you want to see though. And they usually have a limit on how many shows you can stream each month. But you can also go in and borrow DVDs.

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#99

A DeLorean Time Machine so that I can go back in time and do things differently. :)

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Ziva Kravdahl
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You need to accept who you are, love your mistakes and past which made you who you are, only then you will be happy.

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#100

A perm that would give someone natural-looking waves or curls.

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#101

An a variety of over the counter pain medication safe for pregnant women. The only thing safe to use is Tylenol, and it's pretty ineffective for anything other than lowering a fever. Right now I have bad muscle pain and a severe migraine and only Tylenol and a diet Coke to fight it with. I get these fairly often, and really can't do anything more than suffer through them until my due date 6 months from now.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pretty sure bog standard paracetamol is safe for pregnant women

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#102

Brain transplants, I desperately need one...

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Melanie King
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ood reminds me of when my little brother (3) told me that my old brain was broken but he couldnt find me a new one so i had to live without one

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#103

Some folks have super fast brain waves that cause them to speed off in all directions with no idea where they should be going or what to do when they get to their destination. Maybe, someone should invent a 15 minute slow down pill: taken under doctor supervision. Before you jump on me with your golf cleats, I want to say this is just a daydream of an idea proposed by one with a lifelong run-away brain.

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#104

4 pronged corn on the cob holders. No wiggling.

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#105

Wireless electricity. Tesla was working on this so it's possible and safe. Picture something like a modem in your house that gives off wireless electricity so all your electronics, devices, and appliances, etc... don't need to be plugged in. A house without wires.

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Margot Piasecka
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... but please without electric smog intoxicating us humans living in the same house 🙏

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#106

Wireless electricity. Tesla was working on this so it's possible and safe. Picture something like a modem in your house that gives off wireless electricity so all your electronics, devices, and appliances, etc... don't need to be plugged in. A house without wires.

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#107

A toilet designed for a dog that can be installed in an owner's bathroom. The dog can be trained to go on it and to flush the contents down. Enough with the 7:00am walks in -15 C. weather.

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#108

beepers. put a small speaker keychain in your wallet. put a button on your fridge. Can't find your wallet? press the button on the fridge, you should be able to hear where your wallet is.

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#109

What really needs to be invented is a tree that grows and regrows instantly so that we can all have toilet paper and other paper products. Oh and also have trump not lie and be a good person? That would be great.

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#110

Teleporter

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#111

A Nanobots house kit - a chest of nanobots that are programmed to use and modify whatever raw materials they find on the spot (even elements in the dirt) to create a whole house and everything you need it in.

I have come across child stories that had this type of either chest or apple - the "hero" would get it from the princess and he'd be told to only open it when he gets home or smth (he usually wouldn't and get in trouble for it); over the night, the chest or apple would turn into a golden/silver/crystal/gem castle.

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#112

naturally pink eyes . i sinserly want pink eyes but im to young for those colered contacs, nor do i want them , i cant think of puting something in my eye *shudders* p.s. yes i know that half of this post is mis spelled and im a 4 grader so deal with it plz

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#113

a machine that replicates the proccess of making an egg so that large scale egg producing factories (the ones with the chickens all crammed together) can make eggs humanely.

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Bettye McKee
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry, but chickens produce eggs. Maybe you could invent something to punish greedy people, then the whole world would suffer less.

#114

A smart bag for food where you put in the exact amount you want someone to have, and if it's important food, a case with a password so nobody can get in it unless they know. And all of these are waterproof and dishwasher safe.

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#115

A machine that brings anime waifus to the real world or brings you to your favorite anime/video game.

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#116

Some device (and software) that allows you to attach old, redundant technology for functional analysis and then add it's capabilities to newer technology. In a similar way to the Borg (from Star Trek). For example; I have two old Sony phones with memory, video, etc just sitting in a box. This "device" should be able to analyse what they can do and add these functions to, say, a laptop or a television or a network etc.
If I get a newer laptop or want to upcycle an old PC. Then this device should be able to allow them to be connected together to offer some advantage and to suggest the optimum way to power them all.
As time goes on, more devices could readily be added to the "Borg Network" even such things as an old FM radio, a TV remote, old dongles, old cameras, calculators, extra monitors and so on.
The software could study and monitor itself and make suggestions for improvements. Imagine how all the extra processors could combine to improve computing functions and how the extra memories could be used in combination too.

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#117

A cure for type 1 diabetes

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#119

A bra that feels like Chris Evans is personally holding up your boobs all day.......jus sayin’

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#120

Something that (actually) helps men with ED y'know, do it.

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#121

A special machine washer for those stainless steel straws! I have not heard of any way to wash them with a dishwasher. You have to wash them one at a time with a little scrub brush and it takes so long... maybe if there was a good machine washer for them more people would buy them instead of plastic or paper ones, and restaurants could use them for the drinks consumed in the restaurant, without the trouble of washing them by hand.

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Johnny
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How many do you have? It takes like 2 seconds to run the soapy straw cleaner through the straw and rinse it.

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#123

Any Inator that Dr. Doofenshmirtz created in Phineas and Ferb.

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#124

A 100% protection on first dose Covid 19 vaccine

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#125

A SAFE THAT DESPENSES PILLS AT CERTAIN TIMES SO PEOPLE CANT MISUSE THEIR MEDICINE.

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3 years ago

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#126

1. We have a microwave, but it doesn't heat evenly, so one that heats evenly.
2. a machine that chills instantly. Instant chilled jello, hot things chilled down instantly ( like a microwave) so they can be packaged etc.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok for the even heat thing, i know this doesnt work on all foods (soup, for example), but with some food if you put it in the shape of an O around the edge of the plate/bowl/whatever else, and have a hole in the middle it heats it up more evenly

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#127

Not invented, but phone holders should come standard in cars.

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#128

A gender neutral pronoun

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Bettye McKee
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I already invented that. I took she + he + it and got $h1t but it didn't really catch on.

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#129

A gaurd to keep the stupid thing under your bed from stealing your soul from your feet

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

in hotels they make sure you need to be hulk to pull out your blanket from under the mattress, i think that's quite good safeguard :)

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#130

Cars that can be locked but still ventilated eg with security screens for windows rather than just glass.. (locked cars cook here in Australia)

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#131

World Peace.

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#132

Red hair dye that doesn’t fade after 2 washes!!

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#133

a society without hypocrisy, this doesn't refer to any person or group of people specifically

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#134

i would like an anti sibling button

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Jonathan
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Grace- if you're experiencing annoying siblings then treasure it while it lasts because believe it or not you're gonna miss it when you're older! My previously annoying siblings lives at the other end of the country and we only see each other a couple of times a year now that we're in our 30s! The time will come when you're grown up with your own family and responsibilities and you're gonna miss the care free folly of youth! And right now coz of Covid, we haven't seen each other once in over a year and it is awful.

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#135

a 3d animal crossing new horisons for the swtch. i would buy it, 100%

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Sorry for second post.

Using a certain device, hooking up to your brain and a computer, you think of an animation you want to make, for example. I write a book but am horrible at animating, but I always wanted to draw the fight scene between my characters, Kuroi, Azumi and Tomoyo.

Then, the computer will open a page asking how you want it animated, such as a certain anime style, or your own. Then, poof, an animation with absolutely no effort.

Sorry, i'm lazy.

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#137

You know the toggle on your rear view mirror that dims it so you don't have to stare into / be subject to the annoying LED headlights behind you? Can we get that for side mirrors too, please? Also, ban LED headlights while you're at it. ;)

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#138

-World Peace
-End of poverty

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Jonathan
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think a time machine is more realistic by this point tbh 😔

#139

A new milk carton. Way overdue.

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#140

How about an American education system that actually EDUCATES students instead of forcing them into becoming trained, group thinking employees without the ability to think critically? This would force a LOT of people to lose money but wouldn't it be worth it in the long run?

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Tami
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some of that is up to the parents, teaching the kids to be engaged in life.

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#141

Pokémon and stuff from Pokémon ok ok but hear me out in a few years we could somehow we could modify the DNA 🧬 of animals to make Pokémon. And we have smart technology write? Boom you got poke balls! I rest my case...

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#142

Pills for autism from microbiome.

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#143

Flying cars.

(Probably not the first to post this...)

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