What are those things that everyone does but look very stupid doing it?

#1

Talking on their phone using Bluetooth. I don't know how many times I thought someone was talking to me. Or to themselves.

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Billy The Kid
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1 month ago

Annoying. i hate it when people are talking on their phone but they have to shout while talking

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#2

Quite often when someone puts eyeliner on the persons mouth gapes open whilst doing it. I have purposely tried to keep my mouth closed and it is not as simple as it sounds.

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BusLady
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1 month ago

I think we learn it as teens and it becomes a lifelong habit.

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#3

Not sure if ‘everyone’ does it, but when nearsighted people forget their glasses (or forget to put contacts in) and they have to read something far away their faces get squishy and silly looking. It’s funny to watch through a drive-thru screen cam.

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Christian Bradshaw
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1 month ago

I was gonna ask "Those things have cameras?" But in retrospect, that makes sense

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#4

Dipping a french fry in ice cream.

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Christian Bradshaw
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1 month ago

We've all done it

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#5

Poking with the tongue inside the mouth, searching for leftovers :)

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BusLady
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1 month ago

Or picking their teeth.

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#6

trying to eat a taco.

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Forty-Two
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1 month ago

I've had tacos every week for 3+ years and i still can't. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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#7

Yawning.

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BusLady
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1 month ago

(Yawn) Oh, what were you saying?

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#8

Basically doing anything on zoom.
1. Turning you head
2. Raising you head
3. Rubbing Your Nose
4. Coughing
5. Blinking
6. Covering your mouth to yawn
7. Trying to talk while muted
7. you know what I mean?

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Sent From The Slytherin House
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1 month ago

yes. one time i accidently showed my SS class my underwear

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#9

When people flick their tongue upwards and squint their face when they try to open a jar.

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#10

Trying to look sexy.

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konnarw1
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1 month ago

lol i can agree with that a lot of girls in my school try too hard XD

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#11

Feeling like sneezing but then not and being stuck with a stupid expression on your face. My sneezes pretend to happen at least five times before they do. It's saddening.

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Melanie King
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1 month ago

This is me but then i never end up sneezing...

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#12

Getting something out of your eye

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Billy The Kid
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1 month ago

like the eyeball?

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#13

Waiting for people to stop singing for your birthday, so you can blow the candles out already.

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Billy The Kid
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1 month ago

I find that embarrassing been sung too

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#14

Brushing your teeth

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BusLady
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1 month ago

I don't have teeth anymore so I don't have that problem anymore. Lol Seriously, dentures.

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#15

Ask a straight person what aromantic is and 99% sure they won’t know!

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Christian Bradshaw
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1 month ago

I'm gay and I have no idea what it is

Christian Bradshaw
Community Member
1 month ago

Now I do. It means asexual. I... probably should have guessed that

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Tiny Dynamine
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1 month ago

What does that have to do with this question?

dandelion moon
Community Member
1 month ago

Because they look stupid trying to figure it out

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MiaOokami
Community Member
1 month ago

I'm aromantic and I can confirm.

aestheticaly_angelic
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1 month ago

i think i know, but idk the difference between asexual and aromantic

Erin Kavik
Community Member
1 month ago

The first is a lack of sexual attraction, the second a lack of romantic attraction.

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Emily Ashyn
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1 month ago

lol I'm straight but I know what it is (maybe I'm part of the 1%?)

Community Member
1 month ago

✨congratulations✨ You have made the 1% of straight people in this chat who know what it means

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Briley Lennen
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1 month ago

a romantic- someone who is romantic and loving

MiaOokami
Community Member
1 week ago

A romantic and aromantic are two completely different things. If you are aromantic, you do not feel romantic attraction.

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#16

Vaping.

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Billy The Kid
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1 month ago

I call them heads in the clouds. Especially when you are walking behind them and you get them horrible smells!

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#17

Trying to dance. Some people just throw their arms and legs everywhere and the movement never goes with the music.

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Red
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1 month ago (edited)

I feel targeted.

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#18

Chewing gum. Even worse, chewing gum with a mask on.

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Billy The Kid
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1 month ago

Chewing gum loudly. When i have team meetings in work I deliberately take in a packet of hard boiled sweets so every one is making a sucking sound. It winds the managers and the goody goody's up.

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#19

Biting the back of ur had bc it itches.

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Community Member
1 month ago

*hand

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#20

Trying to end a conversation where you said something stupid and need to escape.

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Exotic Panda
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1 month ago

.....are u targeting me??

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#21

When you stub your toe

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Billy The Kid
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1 month ago

Just like being kicked in the shins

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#22

Laughing. And then you realise that you used your stupid laugh in front of your crush and not your cool laugh.

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Lula Gage
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1 month ago

lol I know what you mean. But any laugh is a 'cool' laugh, because being happy is the most attractive thing you can be. :)

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#23

making funny faces in public

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Community Member
1 month ago

* at a camera

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#24

Surprised no one said this - having sex.

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Eagle Girl
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1 month ago

Thank you!! First thing I thought!! Not Porn but Real Life bc Man....there are some weird faces (and noises) Lolololol

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#25

Responding to “Happy Birthday!” With “You too!”

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Sent From The Slytherin House
Community Member
1 month ago

or "have a good time at this place" "you too!" *Oh wait, they're not going*

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#26

when you get a kink in your neck and then it just hurt so you roll your head around and people think you are crazy

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Unified Mosquito
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1 month ago

add this to the ZOOM one.

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#27

Squealing or laughing while reading a good book or watching a good show. Or yelling at characters for doing dumb things.

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YoChicken
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1 month ago

i do this all the time. once i legit started jumping up and down before the character did something stupid. my bro be like wut

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#28

Twerking

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Lula Gage
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1 month ago

Eh, I think people should be allowed to do what they want lol. doesn't bother me really

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#29

Smoking. It's annoying and unhealthful, as well as the cause of millions of fires.

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LegendYak
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1 month ago

I agreeee and also when people leave their cigarette stubs everywhere it bugs the crap out of me >:(

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#30

At least for guitarists, your face while playing guitar, people make fun of it but almost everybody does it someway or another and they do it naturally by playing or without realizing it.

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Sent From The Slytherin House
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1 month ago

I'm learning. But just beginning, so I'm afraid I can't relate yet

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#31

That one moment when you try to impress someone and it completely goes the wrong way

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Eagle Girl
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1 month ago

8th grade. cute boy. jumped off a ride at a fair. to look cool thought lit worked until... it kept moving & knocked me over. I lie there, under the ride, hoping no one saw me, whispering to my bestie "Are they gone yet?" They weren't

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#32

Brushing their teeth...
We all look like rabid wolves foaming at the mouth.

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#33

when you hit your elbow or run into the corner of a table or you et hurt in some stupid way and then you just kinda crouch down or cradle the part you hurt. or when you actually yell, it's like we are in a cartoon when that happens.

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Billy The Kid
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1 month ago

Ohhhh the funny bone

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#34

Using a toilet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOjtBmLrjho

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konnarw1
Community Member
1 month ago

that was a funny vid thanks for submitting your post on my thread

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#35

winking. Unless you can 100% flawlessly do it, its a squinty-blink thing

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Autumn
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1 month ago

True, true...

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#36

sneezing , especially with a mask

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Billy The Kid
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1 month ago

And you spray the inside of the mask!

#37

not lestening then yu start laughing hoping it was not a question.

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Sent From The Slytherin House
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1 month ago

Or when you can't hear what they're saying and you have them repeat themselves 4 ties and then you still have no idea, so you just say a quiet "yes" and walk away.

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#38

walking up an isle and splitting your pants trying to be sexy

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Anarchy (they/them)
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1 month ago

This sounds like you know from personal experience...

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#39

When you can't hear what they're saying and you have them repeat themselves 4 ties and then you still have no idea, so you just say a quiet "yes" and walk away. (Sorry, I already commented this, but I think it's pretty good)

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Billy The Kid
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1 month ago (edited)

My dad once said that when some one drones on and you give up listening, he just follows their expressions. If they smile he would smile, if they frowned he would frown........ I do this during team meetings.

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#40

Coughing with a mask on

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Gon Freecss
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1 month ago

Or even better, putting your arm up to cover it even though you have a mask on.

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#41

Pee on the side of the road, when you just gotta go.

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Sent From The Slytherin House
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1 month ago

then looking onto the empty road hoping no one will see

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#42

Well, I talk to my dog and people look at me like I'm weird. I tell him which way you want to go at an intersection and so on...

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Audrey Cohen
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1 month ago

I talk to my deaf dog!

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#43

Asking someone out

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Eat your veggies KIDS!
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1 month ago

A guy kissed me on the cheek when I kindergarten. I had no idea what personal space was so I kicked him in the balls. No guy messed with me ever again after that.

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#44

Feeling like sneezing then not actually sneezing then being stuck with a stupid expression on your face. My sneezes pretend to happen at least five times. It's unfortunate, really.

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Anarchy (they/them)
Community Member
1 month ago

Fun Fact: A sneeze is 1/8 of an orgasm, it's why you feel unfulfilled when you don't sneeze! I'm sorry for imparting this knowledge onto humanity...especially the innocent ones...my apologies

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#45

Wellll not many people do this anymore but dabbing it just looks so stupid and also the TikTok dances are all stupid I don't think people realize how dumb they look doing that. My cousins show me the dances all the time and they think they're so cool

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rgr8
Community Member
1 month ago

TikTok can get annoying sometimes, but some people enjoy it. Also it is not just limited to straight tiktok and hypehouse

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#46

Eating boiled eggs, I KNOW EVERYONE HERE hates the freeking smell of those!!

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Erin Kavik
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1 month ago

Only in an enclosed area with lots of other people. Hey, if I didn't like the smell of a boiled egg in my own house then I wouldn't eat it. Just...not in public ew no.

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#47

When you're in a car, and kinda dancing to the music, but not really. Once I saw this dude accidentally honk his horn while pretending to play drums. The guy in front of him wasn't too happy about it.

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Exotic Panda
Community Member
1 month ago

uh oh.

#48

Farting LOUDLY shamelessly.

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Billy The Kid
Community Member
1 month ago

At home yeah but not in public. My uncle every time he got on a busy bus he would make a noise like he just farted. The other people will look at him and move away. Ah the joys of space. LOL

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#49

picking the nose. everyone does it. don't deny it.

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Erin Kavik
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1 month ago

The most common question I get when people notice that I have a septum piercing is an embarrassed "can you still pick your nose?". Well, yes you absolutely can!

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#50

Checking for a killer before showering. Let's be honest. Everyone does it. It's just weird.

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Who? Me?
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1 month ago

I wonder what I'll do if there actually is one

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#51

trying to put something between your lips to hold it then realizing your wearing a mask

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Sent From The Slytherin House
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1 month ago

yep. lol

#52

i do taekwondo. we have things called songabons (nunchucks in korean i think) but you feel so cool doing the form and crap and then u watch someone do it exactly the same as you and they look so clumsy. just me? ok.

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#53

Feeling like sneezing but then not and being stuck with a stupid expression on your face. My sneezes pretend to happen at least five times before they do. It's saddening.

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Community Member
1 month ago

oof- sorry for the triple post! The site was all hanging and ish and then i thought it hadn't published it. also thanks exotic panda for telling me! i feel so embarrassed

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#54

when you blow on something with a mask on...

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#55

Threading a needle.

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Billy The Kid
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1 month ago

Its all in the eye of the beholder.

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#56

opening your eyes wider than needed to separate your eyelashes

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Billy The Kid
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1 month ago (edited)

That's annoying. Or a hair from the eyebrow hanging down and you cant get rid of it. I think i need to shave my eye brows off

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#57

I was at a restaurant, and a waiter served the food. He said to enjoy my meal. I SAID YOU TOO!!!!!!😖

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Billy The Kid
Community Member
1 month ago

Meal for two was it?

#58

Putting on deodorant

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Yea Imma Cat Butt
Community Member
1 month ago

huh... good point.

#59

Voting for Trump

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Yea Imma Cat Butt
Community Member
1 month ago

BEAUTIFUL

#60

• Fart
• Burp
• Try to put the finger in the correct
glove slot
• Try not to get a froth moustache
• Trying to wipe something off your face without looking into the mirror
• Trying to pick out food stuck in the most inaccessible area of the mouth

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#61

Struggling to take off jeans while standing.

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Billy The Kid
Community Member
1 month ago

And falling flat on you face.

#62

Listening to music then pretending you're in a music vid and/or like making montages in your head but from the outside you look crazy.

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Who? Me?
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1 month ago

My song choices make it wierder

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#63

Just watching 'My So Called Life' & Angels reminded me. Chewing!
“I mean, if you stop to think about chewing—like, what it really is. How people just do it. Like, in public.”
(Thank you Atlantic for copy & paste!)

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Billy The Kid
Community Member
1 month ago

Annoying when people have to chew their food loudly.

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