Hey Pandas, Post A Sentence Or Two About The Funniest Thing That Has Happened At Your Job (Closed)
I hate to be a buzzkill, but here are some rules:
1: don’t use names. (Coworkers, company, etc.)
2: please make it real!
3: Have fun!
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I work in a building that has 26 floors. The top bosses work on 26. One boss no one liked at all. Treated all of us low workers like trash. One day she came in and found her office trashed and ceiling had collapsed. We found animal droppings in her office. Had it tested and it was raccoon poop.
Officially it was filed that the criminal raccoon had broke in at ground level and climbed 26 floors and ransacked her office.
That is 100% B.S. there is a tape of 2 workers and a raccoon on a leash riding a service elevator that night.
A library patron recently asked on our live chat service whether a certain branch library was open to live people. (yes, we actually help only the living)
After a long talk about her health and backstory, a ~75ish years old nun looked me in the eyes, sighed and said "Oh well, at least my headstone will be inscribed with "Return to Sender. Unopened." "
I’ve been up 36 hrs, I’m standing on the porch, looking at the sunset, holding a bat. Camp nursing doesn’t get more surreal than this.
