Use a spin wheel and then type the phrase here.

#1

Be a duck, let the water roll over you and let it go.

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#2

Everyone is blind, until you stab them in the eyes.

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#3

He’s crazy, She’s crazy, Everyone is crazy. But you are the craziest.

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#4

The octopus always strikes underwater

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#5

Don’t worry, be a pineapple is just a random thing I have as my Home Screen, but for this I got Don’t worry, poop rainbows.

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#6

Every heart has a way inside, no matter the damage.
I made that one up.

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#7

If you feel alone so you kill everyone on earth, you won't just feel alone, but actually be alone.

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#8

We're all going to die anyway, might as well spend your time doing something you love.

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#9

Sometimes when you feel down, you just have to throw your shoes at a fan.

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#10

If you can't run up the hill, walk it. If you can't climb the hill, crawl up it. Same results. Don't be discouraged by slow or small results

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#11

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

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#12

There comes a time where you have to decide to go left, right, backward, straight or gay.

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#13

There are only two absolute truths. Work dignifies (sadly) and exercise is good for you.

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#14

It's ok, you will never be better then a corn dog.

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#15

I can be full in my body and light in my spirit.

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#16

Be an original and not a replica.

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