Let there be roasts.
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#1
You must have been born on a highway.... Cuz that's where accidents happen
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#2
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
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#3
guy one: do you smell something funny?
guy 2: what? no, do you?
guy one: eh, i dunno, kinda reminds me of your mom.
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LeProudDork 2 years ago (edited)
your mom was a hamster and your dad smelt of elder berries. (nice roast)
#4
i would make a joke about your life,
but your life is already a joke
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#5
Joe
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#6
That girl is like Diet Pepsi. She’s both bitter and visually displeasing.
Works for guys to, but I came up with this thinking of a toxic female friend lmao:)
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