Here’s your Attracting Someone’s Attention 101 manual - be yourself! While that’s probably the shortest manual ever, it should speak volumes, as no one has ever found that elusive real love by pretending to be someone else. However, we do know that sometimes, to start that first conversation when your palms are sweaty and mom’s spaghetti is a tough job, and you need to have that certain magic to break the ice. That icebreaker can be the sweater that you knitted from your cat’s molted hair with a portrait of said cat or the story about how you burned off your eyebrows while baking pizza, but a safer and a surer way would be to have that perfect pick up line locked and loaded. And while you think that your opponent in this love game might have some very specific, genteel taste in this legal form of catcalling, a Harry Potter pick-up line always works like a charm. So, here we are, giving you a cornucopia of Harry Potter pick-up lines to choose from, to memorize, and to experiment with. 

Most of these cool pick-up lines are based on puns, but what’s a bigger joy than a pun combined with a sultry message and a dash of the World of Wizarding? Only a positive response to this tincture, I presume! There are, of course, also some silly pick-up lines, which should be uproarious if you think that the party of your interest has a peculiar sense of humor. If not, you can just always add a ‘NOT!’ at the end, and you’re absolutely safe from embarrassment. Then there are those clever pick-up lines - they might leave you misunderstood in some cases, so check the grounds thoroughly before dropping one off. But, it is clear as day that all of these Harry Potter pick-up lines will get you the attention that you deserve! 

So, prepare a pen and a piece of paper (because we all well know that once you screenshot something, it goes straight into oblivion), and scramble down below where the cool pick-up lines are. Once you are there, vote for the greatest and share this article with your friends in need of this kind of assistance. 

#1

You must play Quidditch. I know a Keeper when I see one.

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#2

Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.

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Cat Girl
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Coming up with “drop of” lines) I can see the magic! Just not in you.

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#3

The Sorting Hat has spoken, and it says I belong in your house.

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#4

I’m not trying to impress you, but I say Voldemort out loud.

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Justin
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But, would say you're a Trump supporter out loud?

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#5

My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.

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#6

You must be a Snitch, because I’ve been Seeking you my whole life.

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Bushy
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eh, idk if they are gonna let u finish after you call them a snitch

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#7

Did you just use the stupify charm or are you a natural stunner?

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Cat Girl
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7 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Coming up with “drop of” lines) No, but I am naturally stunned by your stupidity.

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#8

Maybe I’m a squib because I’m powerless in your presence.

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M.C
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Couldn't conjure up something better?

#10

Your smile is like Expelliarmus. Simple but disarming.

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Trinity
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know what else is simple? You.

#11

Are you a Dementor? Because you just took my breath away.

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Bushy
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dont really know how to respond

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#12

Let’s not waste time like Ron and Hermoine, I can’t wait seven years to get with you!

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#13

Are you sure you’re a muggle? Because you look magical.

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Trinity
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks are deceiving. I mean, you looked like a decent guy, then you opened your mouth.

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#14

You must be a Nimbus 2000 because you’re sweeping me off my feet.

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#15

Hey, you’re a girl, can I take you to the Yule Ball?

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#16

If loving you is a crime, send me to Azkaban!

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Yours truly
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nah, u don’t wanna go to Askaban. He ain’t worth it.

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#17

I may not be the boy who lived, but I can still be your chosen one.

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kristine
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

no I'm more of a "the boy who has no choice" type

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#18

Being with you is like Christmas at the Burrow, cozy and safe and full of good spirit.

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Moollay VonSchmeghten
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ok this may just be my opinion but that's actually really cute

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#19

I might as well be under the Imperius curse because I’d do anything for you.

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Trinity
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Great. Your first task is to go find another desperate woman and fall in love with her.

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#20

You’re like the Philosopher’s Stone, aren’t you? I’ll have to overcome many challenges to get to you, but it’s definitely worth it.

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Trinity
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7 months ago

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But the last challenge, you'll never succeed. And that challenge is winning me over.

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#21

I am SIRIUS-ly into you.

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Michael Magdalene
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Absolutely not. Only Sirius is allowed to make Sirius jokes. That's a lie. All of the marauders made Sirius jokes. But still. My point stands.

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#22

Are you a Horcrux? Because I feel like you’ve got a piece of my soul.

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Trinity
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tell me where it is so I can give it back, otherwise I'll have to add it to the junk pile.

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#23

My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!

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#24

Did you survive the Avada Kedavra curse? Because you’re drop-dead gorgeous.

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#25

When I get a sniff of love potion, it smells like a home-cooked dinner with you.

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#26

My Boggart looks like my life without you in it.

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Kyndel Winstead
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is just cute and I would probably accept it

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#27

Wow, when I said “Accio hottie,” I didn’t expect it to work!

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#28

I need to learn Occlumency because I can’t get you out of my thoughts.

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#29

Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!

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#30

We may not be in Professor Flitwick’s class, but you sure are charming!

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Gur Lempel
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They're not in Flitwick's class? This isn't taking place in a magical setting? Disappointing

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#31

Mind if I Weasley my way into your heart?

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Trinity
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, I DO mind. You're 'Ron' to assume that you would ever get a chance with me.

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#32

Wanna go manage some mischief together? I solemnly swear I’m up to no good.

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Beat Cop
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mischief? Yes. You, truly up to no good? Doubt

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#33

Are you a hippogriff? Because I’ll always approach you with the utmost respect.

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Trinity
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Buckbeak might've scratched Draco, but I'll make sure you don't survive. Still wanna try me?

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#34

Are you a Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, or Hufflepuff? You’re brave, smart, and kind so I can’t decide.

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Dawn ;)))
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Naw Im a slytherin: resourceful, cunning and determined. Why don’t people think slytherins have any good traits?

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#35

When I want to conjure a Patronus, I only have to think of you.

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#36

Hey, send me an owl sometime, I don’t mind a couple of pecks.

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Trinity
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay, but don't be mad when it pecks out your eyeballs.

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#37

Are you a Snitch? Because you’re by far the greatest catch here.

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William Clark
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Doesn't sound very Harry Potter just like you're into tattle tales

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#38

I’m not a Beater, a Seeker, or a Chaser. I’m a Keeper.

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#39

Are you a basilisk? Because when I caught sight of you, I froze.

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Mateo Martin
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think they'd appreciate this tbh. I mean, you could say the same thing with Medusa, but I think they'd like that one a little less

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#40

If you were a Dementor, I’d become a criminal just to get your kiss.

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Trinity
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd kill you before your lips would even touch me.

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#41

You’re the only thing I need in my Room of Requirement.

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Trinity
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, that's what you WANT. However, what you actually NEED is a brain. Adios.

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#42

You have unforgettable eyes – like Lily Potter’s.

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Gur Lempel
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Comparison to another person... Not sure that's the best tactic...

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#43

I’ll be anyone you want me to be. I’ve got the polyjuice potion, just give me the hair.

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Daman dan
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a little problematic, isn't it?

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#44

Are you The Monster Book of Monsters? You’re wild, but I think if I give you a back rub, you might calm down.

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Max Morbius
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No I am a book of complex daddy issues and bipolar if you rub my back ill associate it with a old wound from rape in my past and kill you 😂😂

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#45

I would take a Marauders Map just to stare at you all night!

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#46

Are you half-alive Voldemort? Cause you’re always in the back of my mind.

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#47

Let me take you to the Quidditch World Cup, I have a personal invitation to the minister’s box.

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Trinity
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who's the next on the list of girls you're gonna invite? Because you'll have a lot more luck with her than me. Bye.

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#48

You belong in the Honeydukes stockroom because you’re so sweet.

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Trinity
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7 months ago

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And you belong at the bottom of the Black Lake because you're so annoying.

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#49

Are you using the Confundus charm, or are you just naturally mind-blowing?

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#50

Always. (True Potterheads know the power of this single word!)

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Angie Chiyoko
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WHY!!!!! bro, why has no one just said this one word to me. BROOOOOOOOOOOOOO. like just seriously.

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#51

If I was an animagus, I’d transform into your love bug.

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Trinity
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7 months ago

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Really? If I were an animagus, I would transform into a gecko and eat you so you never annoy anyone ever again.

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#52

I’m just like Oliver Wood, baby. I’m a Keeper!

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White Tiger
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's at least the 3rd time they've made this joke

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#53

Me without you is like Fred without George.

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#54

Get out of my dreams, and into my enchanted flying Ford Anglia.

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Max Morbius
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not even in your dreams will you have a chance

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#55

You must get top marks in Charms class, you’re a natural!

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Trinity
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7 months ago

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Actually, I'm the best at potions. Wanna try my "Horrendous Pain Poison" that I whipped up? It'll make the world a better place.

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#56

If you’re looking for a smart and loyal bird, call me Hedwig.

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#57

Look at these tea leaves. The way I’m reading them, you have a date with me very soon!

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Loki
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A date with my fist or a date with dementors. Either work.

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#58

Uh oh, better cook me up a Wolfsbane potion, I feel I’m about to become a real animal!

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#59

Don’t worry, I’m not like Gilderoy Lockhart. I’ve got the substance to back up my dashing good looks and charm.

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Maya Sri Patibandla
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And I have the spell to just erase you from this earth

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#60

I wish I had a Pensieve so I could show you all the good memories I have from the first time we met.

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Trinity
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd like your perspective. If you watched my version, you would see why I would rather scoop my eyes out than date you.

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#61

I wish I had a Time Turner so I could make a better first impression on you.

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Trinity
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even if you tried harder each time, you could never be superior to Draco Malfoy.

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#62

You’re a bit like a thestral; mysterious, brooding, and not everyone can appreciate your beauty. But I do!

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The Captain
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...and someone had to die for me to see you

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#63

I bought a pair of Vanishing Cabinets – I set one up in my bedroom, just tell me where to put the other.

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#64

I’m a bit like Ginny Weasley; a really popular girl, but if you can lock me down, I’m yours forever.

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Trinity
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How about I lock you in a coffin then throw you into the sea?

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#65

You had me at “Harry Potter.”

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Beat Cop
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But who said Harry Potter in the first place

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#66

You’re like a chocolate frog, sweet and full of bounce!

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Trinity
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And you're like the first piece of bread: everyone touches you and nobody but the most desperate person would ever want you.

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#67

It’s like I’m Severus Snape, and you’re the Defense Against the Dark Arts post; I keep trying to get to you and finally I will.

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White Tiger
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That just sounds a bit obsessive and creepy to be honest

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#68

I’m like Harry Potter and you’re Draco Malfoy; I’m always thinking about you.

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#69

It’s like we’re Harry Potter and Sirius Black – everyone knows I want you so badly, but only you know how pure my love is.

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7 months ago

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#70

You can have the portkey to my heart.

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Max Morbius
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can I have it on a platter instead with sauteed onions garlic butter and s nice chef salad 👅🤷‍♀️

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#71

If the merpeople kidnapped you, I’d save you – after all, they only did it because you’re the most important person to me!

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Trinity
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, they were saving me from you. Turns out your insufferable presence made them sympathetic enough to save me.

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#72

If I ever get invited to a Slug Club party, will you be my date?

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Alaina Jackson
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No I want you to enter the room like how Ginny did in HBP

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#73

Let me play you a little lullaby on my flute and you relax, you’ve been working like a dog recently.

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Max Morbius
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually I prefer to use your ribs as a xylophone

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#74

Want a beach holiday on the Black Sea? My sailing ship is waiting underneath the dock.

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#75

I’m like Mad Eye Moody, I’ve got an enchanted eye on you.

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#76

Hey, I’m like a shifting Hogwarts staircase; you never know exactly where you’ll end up with me!

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#77

I hope you’re an auror, because I am one dark wizard that needs catching.

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Trinity
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd just make my job easier and kill you. The peace I'll get from your death is worth the mountain of paperwork.

#78

Hey, what position do you play in Quidditch? I’ll be your Chaser until a new position becomes available.

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Trinity
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't play. But it's a good thing, because I'd be a Goal protector so I can bludgeon your head with the stick.

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#79

I’m like the Filch to your Prof. Umbridge – I love watching you work!

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Trinity
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7 months ago

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You won't like me so much when you see me work on my contraption that's designed to specifically kill YOU.

#80

You must be the Ministry of Magic because I keep doing absolutely crazy things to get to you! (Stepping in toilets, kidnapping and impersonating strangers, it’s serious)

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Trinity
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please stay there while I call the local Mental Asylum.

#81

When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.

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Alaina Jackson
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

thats only desired, honey, it'll never happen

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#82

Is your name Firenze? Because you’re the centaur of my universe.

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#83

If I was yours, I’d get a tattoo so you could summon me anytime.

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#84

Meet me at the Three Broomsticks, so I can butter you up with a Butter Beer.

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Alaina Jackson
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hopefully I walk into the bathroom and get posessed

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#85

I think I’m getting pretty good at Divination – I see you and me together for a long long time!

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Trinity
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7 months ago

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If you see us together at all, then it's clear you're terrible at Divination.

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#86

Is your name Romilda Vane? Because I think I drank your love potion by mistake.

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#87

Don’t worry, I’m not at all like Prof. Quirrell. What you see is what you get, I’m not two-faced.

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Trinity
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not being like Quirrell that I'm worried about. I'm worried that you talking to me for too long with lower my intelligence to YOUR level.

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#88

Get me to a church! I’m ready to make an Unbreakable Vow with you!

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Gur Lempel
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7 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Plot twist: they're both nonreligious.

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#89

Are there any prophecies about you in the ministry of mysteries? Because you’re my chosen one.

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#90

We have a special connection, don’t go all Gellert Grindelwald on me.

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Trinity
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7 months ago

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The only connection you'll get is my bludgeon connecting to your head repeatedly.

#91

Let’s get a room at the Leaky Cauldron, and hang out on the edge of a magical world!

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Trinity
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7 months ago

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Nah, I'd rather kill you somewhere where it's easier to clean up your corpse and any other evidence.

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#92

Are you interested in making some magic together?

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Trinity
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sure, but only if the end result guarantees your death.

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#93

My pegasus-pulled chariot is out front if you ever fancy a weekend in France.

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Trinity
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It'd only be tempting if you weren't there.

#94

You’re like a sip of Veritaserum, I’ll tell you anything you want to know – just ask!

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Trinity
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Okay. What can I say to make you actively avoid me?

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#95

Here, have a drink – it’s a port key back to my place

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Trinity
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, drugging a girl... You're THAT desperate, huh? No thanks.

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#96

Let’s repot a mandrake plant together – I want to raise some kind of baby with you!

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White Tiger
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Plot twist, they end up having a human baby and doing the same thing with it

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#97

Let’s have a little drink of Felix Felicis and see if we can get lucky.

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Trinity
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No amount of luck would ever make me interested in you.

#98

Call me a Hungarian Horntail, I’m a nasty piece of work.

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Trinity
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You are. That's why you'll be alone till the day you finally die.

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#99

I hope you’re a little bit like Lavender Brown – ready to snog me to death!

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Trinity
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, this will be the first time I'll be happy to disappoint someone.

#100

I’m like the Night Bus – a real crazy ride, but better than nothing!

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#101

Call me Prof. Lupin, every once in a while, you have to watch out for my teeth!

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#102

Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.

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Maya Sri Patibandla
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would like it more if the curse was avada kedavra

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