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The trope “Don’t Dead Open Inside” came to the internet’s spotlight more than ten years ago when it was first used in a promo poster for The Walking Dead. The line, which initially made zero sense to anyone reading it line by line, perfectly captured ensued hilarity. It stirred a whole trend of memes featuring posters, boards and signs that played on the brink of making sense (if read counterintuitively) and making no sense (if read intuitively).

There’s a whole Reddit community dedicated to such oddly amusing linguistic mishaps known as r/deadopeninside. So get ready to roll your eyes, turn your head, read it twice and thrice, calling a friend and looking for answers on Google, because we have selected some of the most head-spinning examples below.

And if there’s anything we're gonna learn from this post, it's how not to overcomplicate your message. At any cost. Psst! Our previous post with hard-to-read signs can be found right here.

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Cloudy Meat With A Chance Of Balls

Cloudy Meat With A Chance Of Balls

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Although signs and posters collected in this list follow the internet’s trend of obsessing over the “Don’t Dead Open Inside” trope, in reality, such designs speak little to people and fail to deliver their message. By not communicating their message clearly, brands, products and companies are losing their potential clients. So in order to see what an expert had to say on such hard-to-read designs, Bored Panda reached out to Portugal-based graphic designer Laura Vanagaite, who specializes in branding and illustration design.

Laura said that when it comes to advertising, whatever format it may be, it has to be clear to the potential client. “It needs to be catchy, which means the brand needs to introduce their product and actually make the person get interested in it. So normally designers can play with font sizes, but still keep it simple and readable.”

#4

Please Do Not Take It Home. Leave Litter Here

Please Do Not Take It Home. Leave Litter Here

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#5

They Must Have Added The Arrows After Realizing How Steamy It Was Originally

They Must Have Added The Arrows After Realizing How Steamy It Was Originally

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The graphic designer explained that sometimes a style that is too modern can be understood wrongly and the whole project will lose its value. “Type of font, letter size, spacing between the letters and positioning the text” all play a crucial role in a good sign design.

Moreover, “colors play a huge part as well. Red, as we know, catches our attention immediately but yellow, green, or black and white combinations are equally eye-catching.” Whatever the design, it’s crucial “to keep it simple but sophisticated since balance is the key,” Laura explained.

#8

So I Fart Old Dust

So I Fart Old Dust

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LuckyL
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I started with soold... And then I remembered that it's spelled with one o and went on to find the real meaning

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#9

They Are, In Fact, A Particular Sub-Species Of Rock

They Are, In Fact, A Particular Sub-Species Of Rock

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When it comes to readability, Laura said that making sure it works and conveys the intended message has to be done prior to handing the sign to the production. “The designer is the one that handles the project but if there is a chance, always represents the rest of the team. It can be tricky when different opinions come, but try to ask if it is easy to understand. Teamwork is a very important thing.”

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If you’re working on a project alone, Laura suggests “printing the work on an A3 paper (I know, it is not the same size) so you can get a good look at the text and determine if it’s readable, also if the colors are well-combined.” But tight deadlines, client’s requests, and too many opinions put huge pressure on graphic designers and in these cases it’s best to “take a 5-minute break and then return to the project and see if it still looks good,” concluded Laura.

#10

Who Else Is Donating To End Children?

Who Else Is Donating To End Children?

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#11

Free Artificial Colours, From Flavours & Preservatives

Free Artificial Colours, From Flavours & Preservatives

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#13

Don't Forget High School Buy A Yearbook

Don't Forget High School Buy A Yearbook

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#15

*inhales* Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything

*inhales* Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything

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Ritchat
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who else just read this like Violent Pornography from System of a down?

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#16

Honk If You My Is Think Truck

Honk If You My Is Think Truck

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N G
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's incomplete enough to not make sense even if the word spacing was correct. Oh, no, wait. The word Sexy is just visible. Truck driver couldn't even commit to that

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#21

The Way I Let My Boyfriend Know His Dinner Is Ready For Him In The Microwave When He Gets Home From Work

The Way I Let My Boyfriend Know His Dinner Is Ready For Him In The Microwave When He Gets Home From Work

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#22

My Local Takeaway Is An Eye Test

My Local Takeaway Is An Eye Test

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#25

My Wife Said, “People Will Get It.”

My Wife Said, “People Will Get It.”

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#26

No No Gain Pain

No No Gain Pain

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Mazer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I absolutely hate this saying no matter how poorly it’s written

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#28

I Would Like A Free Donation. Also, Here's My Lemonade...

I Would Like A Free Donation. Also, Here's My Lemonade...

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Evelína Zlá
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Come ooon... it´s a kid and he gives lemonade for free. Not nice to make fun of him.

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#31

Hearing Aids?

Hearing Aids?

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#33

Hoffman Estates, Il. I Can’t Even Figure Out What It’s Supposed To Say

Hoffman Estates, Il. I Can’t Even Figure Out What It’s Supposed To Say

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#34

This Sign At My International School

This Sign At My International School

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V33333P
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hopefully from another school where they're taught better

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#35

In My School Dining Hall

In My School Dining Hall

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#36

Wash Your Brush Hands Your Teeth

Wash Your Brush Hands Your Teeth

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#39

Say 5g No To Vaccines

Say 5g No To Vaccines

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#41

Chunky With Beef Beans

Chunky With Beef Beans

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#42

Free Kosovo, Palestine Is Serbia

Free Kosovo, Palestine Is Serbia

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#43

Burn Increase

Burn Increase

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#44

Don't Quit Up Never Give

Don't Quit Up Never Give

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#48

I Drink Game And Of I Loans Interest Is Coming Know Things

I Drink Game And Of I Loans Interest Is Coming Know Things

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#49

Will Be You My Player For Two Life?

Will Be You My Player For Two Life?

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#50

Don't Worry You'll About It Be Ok

Don't Worry You'll About It Be Ok

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#51

So That's What Happened In Hawaii

So That's What Happened In Hawaii

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#52

Rejoice The Storm Rebuild Has Passed

Rejoice The Storm Rebuild Has Passed

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#55

I Am A God President Woman Said Biden Is A Man

I Am A God President Woman Said Biden Is A Man

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#56

They Kissed And Was Them It Magic

They Kissed And Was Them It Magic

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#57

Found On An Old Propaganda Poster

Found On An Old Propaganda Poster

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#58

Insiemh!viblat?*

Insiemh!viblat?*

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N G
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Took several goes - this is a supreme level of message mangling. But I believe it says "Invisible math!?*"

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#59

Cnn Fake Sucks News

Cnn Fake Sucks News

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John Baker
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We can't expect much from Trumpers. It's a wonder he managed to spell all the words correctly.

#60

Do Not Take And Put Blue Chairs Them Onto Gym Floor!! Away When Done!

Do Not Take And Put Blue Chairs Them Onto Gym Floor!! Away When Done!

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#61

No Outside Service Dogs. Food Or Drink Only Allowed. Allowed (Thank You). Please

No Outside Service Dogs. Food Or Drink Only Allowed. Allowed (Thank You). Please

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Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Man. Now, how do I get my service dog to order me a pizza without tuna? He loves tuna!

#65

Found This Gem In Arabic Class Today

Found This Gem In Arabic Class Today

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Amery
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Teachers who love teaching, teach children to love learning.

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#67

Junk Food For Ghost Rider” Andfly Into You? Be Like Good “That’s A Negative Topgun Nutrition!

Junk Food For Ghost Rider” Andfly Into You? Be Like Good “That’s A Negative Topgun Nutrition!

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Roger Haywood
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even if you read it how its meant to be read, still makes no sense.

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#68

From Destruction Saves Me You Us Sinners From Religion From Death All Who Believe

From Destruction Saves Me You Us Sinners From Religion From Death All Who Believe

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Johanna
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The first i read: Jesus from destruction saves sinners from religion. Doesnt sound so bad. 😂

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#69

Eat Skate Ass Fast

Eat Skate Ass Fast

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Justine Nicole
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is weird even the right way. I guess we have different definitions of eat ass

#70

Gobl Bigue

Gobl Bigue

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#71

Join The Week In 5th & Us 1st End June 6th

Join The Week In 5th & Us 1st End June 6th

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#72

C W I L A O G R W Y

C W I L A O G R W Y

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JuJu
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As if the name by itself wouln't be enough of a warning to never step inside the shop

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#73

Toilets, The How And Why Toasters Of Everyday Objects & Telephones

Toilets, The How And Why Toasters Of Everyday Objects & Telephones

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#76

Not Sure If This Counts But

Not Sure If This Counts But

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#77

Stis On La End

Stis On La End

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Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Damn, I read "Stone is Land" 🤦‍♂️ and thought that was an interesting thing to point out

#78

No! Only Gas Diesel!

No! Only Gas Diesel!

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#80

We These Hold Truths

We These Hold Truths

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#82

What Does What What Does?

What Does What What Does?

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#83

Biden!!! Hell Toe And Crack (Family)

Biden!!! Hell Toe And Crack (Family)

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Jubum
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hell Toe! :D That's what I scream after meeting the edge of the bed.

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#84

Tf2

Tf2

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A B C
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is not "not thought through" but a meme. Oh BP, when will you finally stick to your titles?

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#85

Don’t Believe Give Up God!! (Religious Coworkers’s Cubicle Decor)

Don’t Believe Give Up God!! (Religious Coworkers’s Cubicle Decor)

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