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Nobody is exempt from making mistakes. It's what makes us human. In fact, we manage to mess up even in those rare cases when we're faced with a task so simple, failure just seems not to be an option.

And probably nothing shows how good we are at being bad like the subreddit r/OneJob. It's a fun online community slash depository dedicated exclusively to those occupational mishaps that make you scream the classic phrase "You Had One Job!"

We at Bored Panda love visiting this corner of the internet and have already covered it here, here, and here, but these folks have kept themselves busy and discovered plenty of new fails since our last publication, so we just had to make a new one!

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Not Sure If It Quite Fits Here But...

Not Sure If It Quite Fits Here But...

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How This Got Through Is Beyond My Understanding

How This Got Through Is Beyond My Understanding

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To learn more about why sometimes people struggle at work, we contacted life coach Dr. Mariette Jansen.

"There are a number of reasons, which are either related to internal demotivation or external demotivation," Jensen, aka Dr. De-Stress, told Bored Panda.

"Internal demotivators are connected to someone's mindset, values, and thought processes and are often carried over from one job to another."

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Ah Yes A Therapist That Doesnt Give Therapy

Ah Yes A Therapist That Doesnt Give Therapy

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Bruh "Please Don't Have An Emergency At This Location"

Bruh "Please Don't Have An Emergency At This Location"

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River Webb
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yep sure thing, i'll take the murderer to the next emergency phone and tell him to kill me there

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Suicide Prevention: Reducing The Number Of Suicidal People

Suicide Prevention: Reducing The Number Of Suicidal People

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I needed more on this story so i Googled it: Roy, Utah man, Jose Calzada, 35, placed a call to a suicide prevention hotline and threatened to kill himself. Neighbors described Calzada as a quiet, friendly man, who was divorced and now lived in the home with his girlfriend and her children. The first tragic mistake in this case was made when the Weber County Consolidated Dispatch Center sent officers to the residence rather than some type of crisis response team trained to deal with suicidal individuals. A SWAT team came to the residence and “negotiated” with Calzada for more than seven hours before taking his life. "Officers are authorized to stop a threat whenever their life is threatened, or the life of another is threatened. And at that point if the officer feels he is justified, he may act to stop that threat.” Apparently a threat against even your own life is considered a general threat and they shot him! So sad

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Caroline Nagel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't consider this a 'funny fail'. It's very sad how the USA deal with (mental) healthcare. It's a disgrace, frankly. The USA is more and more becoming a third world country.

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Narwhal Blast
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, it was a 3rd world country. Now it's just starting to show everyone in the world!

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Inclusion2020
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is so sad. My dad committed suicide. I truly feel that most people just do not understand the tragedy of someone ending their life this way unless they’ve experienced a loss this way. I’ve heard so many crude comments over the years in passing about suicide.

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Hot Babushka
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I lost my mom to suicide, and i really agree. It sucks about all the misconceptions there are about suicide. Sending you virtual hugs <3

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Smilodon, a Bad Cat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, yes- the Convenience States of America. Say the wrong thing to a dispatcher, death delivered in 30 minutes or less, or your money back.

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Parthania Dawson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On the up side, his life insurance isn't voided due to suicide. Yay?

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Marcellus II
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Depends. Did he have a life insurance? The fact that his own gun was involved may also void it. Etc. Especially depends on your surviving family to fight for that payout, which they may not be in a state to do.

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Dex Mitchell
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can confirm that this is true, calling this hotline is a bad idea! I was in low place a few years ago when my father died, dialed the number hoping just to talk to someone, well they keep you on the line, trace the call next you know, fifteen minutes later you’ve got six cops storming your place, guns drawn! Best just to man up and keep your feelings to yourself.

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Alice Landers
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not sure what the ' I think its funny comments' this happens way more than it should Mental health is nothing to joke about

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Maisey Myles
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I suffer from bad bad depression. I've often thought about offing myself. The other night I called the Suicide Prevention Hotline hoping to talk to someone. So, I get a recording

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Sky Render
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Grim interpretation of that old meme image of a sign that says "Don't kill yourself, let us help!"

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kjorn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

could be a 'suicide by cop' when someone want to kill himself but since he can't do it he volontary act agressivly toward cop so they do the job for him.

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Sakura
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I doubt it. In this country, acting "aggressively" to cops can be things like walking in close proximity to them or holding any object within their line of sight.

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Tobias the Tiger
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is part of the reason why I was upset when my stepmom repeatedly threatened to call the police on her daughter who was having a mental breakdown. If she had gone through with calling the police, there's a chance my stepsister might not be here anymore.

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Fred Burrows
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The perfect murder would be to call for a welfare check on the intended victim.

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Josarah Ferryer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Something devastatingly similar to this happened in Fergus, Ontario Canada last August. People suffering mental illness don't need guns pointed at them in their own homes.

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Shane S
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is such a thing as suicide by cop here in the US. Basically, you just have to pretend you’re going to shoot a cop and they’ll shoot you first

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Let’s All Just Try And Be Decent
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And this is why the rest of the world is terrified of going to (and too disgusted to go to) America. Also why we cringe when you talk about it being "land of the free" when you don't even have universal healthcare or a 50% chance of not getting shot

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K. M.
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Instead of helping a man go on with his life, they cut I short.

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Riley Quinn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jose Calzada, 35. https://www.nyaprs.org/e-news-bulletins/2014/man-calls-suicide-prevention-swat-team-kills-him

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Mickie Shea
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Give a man a gun and he'll look at it. Add a bullet or more and he'll shot it.

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John Topper
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I'm thinking about killing myself.". "NO! ... Let us do it."

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Bobby
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Plot twist: It was suicide-help-line. Not the prevention one.

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Sarah Downer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This isn't funny at all. Bored Panda you really disappointed me here. Especially as a survivor of several suicide attempts and I had to watch my fiancee shoot himself. Please do better

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Maisey Myles
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's says if you are a veteran press one, habla espanol numero dos, to speak with a counselor press 3. I press 3. A couple more questions and they say they'll connect me to the next available counselor in my area. Then thank you for your call, we are still searching. I hung up. Soon my tears turned to laughter at how inept this service is. It was such a joke. So, yeah, a suicide was prevented.

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Spaceentity
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now the family can collect both his life insurance and a wrongful death lawsuit against the police department.

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Jaaawn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So American suicide helplines call the police if you talk about going through with your plans?

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Sue Sanders
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Think I'll stay away from the SPH, no matter what. I have a neighbor whose trigger-happy, so there.

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backatya
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

dude probably showed some threat to the officers and so blam! They helped him along

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SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Man, I just looked this up and read an article about it, and a few other similar instances have occurred. It’s really disheartening. This is why all precincts should, by law, be required to have appropriate and competent professionals to handle and negotiate these incidences.

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PixxelDust
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i mean, he technically didn't commit suicide so... task failed successfully?

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pebs
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe he called them on purpose to carry out his suicide.

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IlovemydogShilo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How to say this is America without saying this is America.🙄🙄🙄😢😢😢

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Naesil
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In some other posts people complained how it takes hours to get police to show up even in hostage situation in america, but they still can send SWAT team for suicide threat...

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Jorie
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Years ago, my friend called a suicide prevention hotline and...got put on hold. Seriously.

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Klopec
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Suicide by cop....very very sad. Not funny at all.

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Ryan O
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Going to need more detail on this. How did it escalate to this point?

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April McLeod
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a disabled vet, fighting chronic pain (with zero pain medicine,) and severe depression on top of multiple other problems, and, as someone who has called the suicide prevention girlie numerous times, this is horrible to see 😪

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liyanee
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ironically, suicide is illegal in some states and punished by death penalty . . .

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Audra Sisler
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some dude calls 911 cuz he got shot, ended up in middle of road, responding officer ran him over killing him!!! HOW DO YOU NOT SEE HIM LAYING IN THE ROAD BRUH!!!! 🤨😳

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe it had something to do with what he told the person on the phone. Did he say he was gonna take his whole family with him or something?

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J Moore
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The lesson here is to just cut out the middleman, people

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Daniel Marsh
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've read truly f***ed-up stories about police killing someone who needed psychiatric help. This isn't one of them. (1) Murder-suicide is a thing. (2) Suicide by cop is also a thing. (3) The guy didn't tell the hotline that he felt like he wanted to kill himself and needed talking out of it, but that he was GOING to kill himself. (4) According to the police, after 7 hours, the guy shot at a police officer. (5) OK, everyone advocating to keep the police away from these situations... are YOU going to deal with a guy like that UNARMED and ALONE... as a NORMAL part of your job? If so, maybe YOU should call a suicide hotline.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's absolutely disgraceful! That poor man just needed a bit of empathy and support.

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Mateo Buysse
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What is the context though ? If someone intends to take ppl with him....

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Helen Davies
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm ashamed that I kind of laughed before going, 'oh sh*t!'

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Otherwise he wouldn't get into heaven, good job guys!

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According to Dr. De-Stress, some examples of internal demotivators are:

  • Not having a strong work ethic – work is a means to an end, not a passion or fulfillment;
  • The personal values are not reflected in the current job – it is hard to motivate yourself when you are a vegan working in a meat factory;
  • Being fatalistic and negative and not seeing the point or thinking how you are contributing to the wealth of the board;
  • Hating the job.
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It's About Time Someone Presented The News.

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While external demotivators can be:

  • Not feeling valued by the manager, team, or colleagues;
  • Feeling underpaid;
  • Being suffocated by the work environment, such as being micro-managed, not heard, or not stimulated;
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Never Knew A Maze Would Be This Easy!

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What Did Children With Diabetes Ever Do To You?

What Did Children With Diabetes Ever Do To You?

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

as long as they don't get meds, I think I'll be able to take them

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I’m A Stocker, And Found This Gem. They Forgot To Add The Pickles

I’m A Stocker, And Found This Gem. They Forgot To Add The Pickles

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe it's a DIY pickle kit and you need to buy the pickles separately

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The pandemic hasn't things easier, too. A survey from the Pew Research Center showed that 42% of US adults under the age of 50 feel difficulties in finding the motivation to work since the beginning of the pandemic.

But the older folks seem to concentrate a lot easier, as respondents aged 50 and over said the same just 20% of the time.

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This Bike Sign

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River Webb
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if you've got sever constipation I guess the feces can act as a rock to prop your bike on?

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I Don’t Think The Person Who Made This Understands What It Means When You Put A Line Through A Word Like That

I Don’t Think The Person Who Made This Understands What It Means When You Put A Line Through A Word Like That

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Dr. De-Stress said that the first step toward regaining motivation at what you do starts from within by "becoming aware which demotivators are at work."

This allows you to consider which ones are within your power to change, but if it is not possible to better your situation, it might be a sign that you need to start looking around for another job.

"It is the personal energy someone puts in that determines the motivation," Dr. De-Stress highlighted. "People have more power than they realize and greater abilities to make the changes they desire."

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"The 'As If' principle as presented by Richard Wiseman, proving that our actions can prevail our negative feelings and create positive ones. It is the 'fake it 'til you make it’ and pretend, intend and mend."

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Time To Fix This Speed Sign!

Time To Fix This Speed Sign!

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Robert T
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like a variation on the age old joke of "How do you measure the 0-60 time of a Lada?" "With a calendar". :D

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Math Classroom

Math Classroom

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adiiantryx
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the moral: no matter how many degrees you have, you can never be too confident to check your designs twice

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Press The Green Button...huh?

Press The Green Button...huh?

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I Think They Didn't Get The Topic

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#26

The Water Goes Beyond The Hand Washing’s Drain, So I Can Wash My Feet

The Water Goes Beyond The Hand Washing’s Drain, So I Can Wash My Feet

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Youp. I Think I Miiiiight Be Alone In This

Youp. I Think I Miiiiight Be Alone In This

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This actually is trying to say "if you got problems, well... We don't care. Bye."

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Florida Man Spells School Wrong, Twice

Florida Man Spells School Wrong, Twice

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Contractors Misspelled Mph 8 Times In A Neighborhood Called Alphabet City

Contractors Misspelled Mph 8 Times In A Neighborhood Called Alphabet City

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Mosaic Tiles. They Form A Larger Pattern

Mosaic Tiles. They Form A Larger Pattern

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Seems I Have Not Moved For A Period Longer That I Have Been Alive

Seems I Have Not Moved For A Period Longer That I Have Been Alive

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It Should Be Working, No?

It Should Be Working, No?

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#38

Haven't Seen This One Before Soo Here We Goo

Haven't Seen This One Before Soo Here We Goo

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#39

This Is So Annoying

This Is So Annoying

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How Did This Happen

How Did This Happen

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone dug a hole and didn't put the blocks back in the right places, you can see the outline of the digging

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Santa's Going To Be All Confused This Year

Santa's Going To Be All Confused This Year

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This Toothbrush Without Bristles I Found Today At The Supermarket

This Toothbrush Without Bristles I Found Today At The Supermarket

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I Cringe Every I Walk Past This

I Cringe Every I Walk Past This

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get what happened here... In freedom land, they kept saying keep 6 feet apart and most other places it's 2m apart. Someone assumed 6 ft and 2 metres are the same when it's actually6ft = 1.82m

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Guys Want To Transport A Large Clay Pot

Guys Want To Transport A Large Clay Pot

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#49

The Workers At My Gym Apparently Don’t Think This Is Dangerous And Threatened To Remove Me If I Threw It Away

The Workers At My Gym Apparently Don’t Think This Is Dangerous And Threatened To Remove Me If I Threw It Away

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To Cosplay Iron-Man

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