This Guy Just Wrote His Resume Using Google Autocomplete, And It’s So Brilliant He Deserves A Job
Let’s be honest, nobody likes writing resumes. They’re boring, they’re time-consuming, and they’re often a complete waste of time. But one guy came up with a brilliant way to save all the hassle of writing his CV. How? He used Google autocomplete instead! And although we’re not sure whether he’ll ever get a job with it, he definitely succeeded in making us laugh, because as you can see below, his resume is nothing short of hilarious.
“I needed to update my CV so I did it all through Google autocomplete and soon I will have every job,” tweeted Aaron Gillies, a London-based author who also maintains a well-known funny Twitter account called TechnicallyRon. But given that his resume states that he identifies as a wolf, that he was born to love you, and that he is trained in gorilla warfare and can prove it mathematically, he better hope that he finds an employer with a serious sense of humour!
More info: Twitter (h/t: designtaxi)
This guy decided to write his resume using Google autocomplete, and the results were predictably hilarious
“I am trained in gorilla warfare and I can prove it mathematically”
Employers might not be impressed, but the internet thought it was brilliant
Some people even tried it themselves with equally funny consequences
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There is an Italian political folk song that says "our country is the whole world, our law is liberty, and a rebel thought is in our hearts"
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Google autocomplete 06.07.2017 CV My name is /Jeff/ I live /alone/ My phone /hammer/ My email is /hacked how do i fix it/ Personal information Date of birthI was born /to love you/ Marital statusI am married to /england/ NationalityMy country is /sri lanka/ LanguagesMy language is /english/ SexI identify as /an attack helicopter/ Profile I am good at /sport/ but I can/'t get a girlfriend/ Core competence I believe that /synonym/ Professional experience I once /brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel/ but I am /only human/ Professional qualifications I am trained in /gorilla warfare/ and I can /go anywhere anywhere is home/ Please hire me: I need /a hero/ so I can purchase /skin so soft/ Thank you for your /attention/
Next time I write a resume, I'm using one of these 😄 thank you for making my night a whole lot better!
I need a hero:) that should be on the employers add(yes someone should use autocomplete to make one as well)
my name is earl I live alone My phone number called me My email is not working I was born by the river I am married to England My country is the world My language is English I identify as a wolf I am good at math. I can do bad all by myself. I believe that we will win. I once had a girl but I am le tired. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I can't go on without you. I need you so I can purchase apps on my phone. Thank you for your purchase.
Yep the opinion of the internet its very important. No internet opinions, no glory
There is an Italian political folk song that says "our country is the whole world, our law is liberty, and a rebel thought is in our hearts"
Load More Replies... Google autocomplete 06.07.2017 CV My name is /Jeff/ I live /alone/ My phone /hammer/ My email is /hacked how do i fix it/ Personal information Date of birthI was born /to love you/ Marital statusI am married to /england/ NationalityMy country is /sri lanka/ LanguagesMy language is /english/ SexI identify as /an attack helicopter/ Profile I am good at /sport/ but I can/'t get a girlfriend/ Core competence I believe that /synonym/ Professional experience I once /brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel/ but I am /only human/ Professional qualifications I am trained in /gorilla warfare/ and I can /go anywhere anywhere is home/ Please hire me: I need /a hero/ so I can purchase /skin so soft/ Thank you for your /attention/
Next time I write a resume, I'm using one of these 😄 thank you for making my night a whole lot better!
I need a hero:) that should be on the employers add(yes someone should use autocomplete to make one as well)
my name is earl I live alone My phone number called me My email is not working I was born by the river I am married to England My country is the world My language is English I identify as a wolf I am good at math. I can do bad all by myself. I believe that we will win. I once had a girl but I am le tired. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I can't go on without you. I need you so I can purchase apps on my phone. Thank you for your purchase.
Yep the opinion of the internet its very important. No internet opinions, no glory
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