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A 35-year-old man from Wisconsin was enjoying his day off from work recently when a text suddenly appeared in his inbox. “Hunny please grab milk and lunch meet on your way home,” read the message. Given that the man, who goes by the name of velakskin, was already at home, and given that he didn’t recognize the number, he figured that the sender had obviously contacted the wrong person. Despite repeatedly trying to convince them of this however, the sender refused to believe that they weren’t talking to Jess, their own 18-year-old daughter. And as you can see below, things escalated pretty quickly…
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I hope Jess inherited 0% of her mother's intelligence.
And also 0% of here parenting methods.
and now we know what drove jess to use drugs. poor girl.
Don't worry, 100% would be zero too.
LMAO 😂
ROFL
LOL
Let's use some of our own intelligence, and think critically about the story, shall we? 1. Mom keys in her daughter's number and is immediately told that she got it wrong. 99.9% of people would check the number at the top of the conversation, realize the mistake, and move on. 2. Mom is given pictures of the other person and told multiple times the number is wrong. This is where the other 0.1% would stop and check for a mistake. 3. Hard to believe Mom doesn't have her daughter's number already in contacts, but even if not, she should have previous messages from her daughter. If she even checked her other conversations, she would immediately realize the mistake. 4. Instead of taking 3 seconds to check, Mom (over a period of two hours) does the following: Accuses her daughter of using drugs (again!), reminds her daughter of her own birth date, cancels her daughter's credit card, and calls her friend's mom to find out what's going on. During all of this, she can't check the number?
I know a president that would react like that... and worse... and then tweet about it and call the other person a loser
While I admit that there's a strong possibility that this is staged or otherwise faked, I know people that would react similarly to this. It's a combination of narcissism and just plain being an asshole with a short fuse. The narcissism makes them think that they do no wrong, not even dial a wrong number, and it makes them think that almost everyone in the world is out to get them somehow. In my experience this goes 10-fold for those closest to them. They'll accuse their spouse and/or children of maliciously trying to make them look bad or of trying to insult them. Often it's over little, innocent mistakes or even over small talk. Not having her daughter's number saved is weird, and I'll agree that that alone does tip the scales toward it being staged, but make no mistake' there are people in the world that act and react exactly like this.
My mom doesn't save contacts in her phone and it drives me crazy!!! Not only that, I'm guessing that Joel has not had any close relationships with people experiencing mental or emotional disorders (more extreme than depression and/or anxiety). There are a lot of people out there who would find it very reasonable to think and respond the way this mom does in these text messages. Whether it's a result of being abused/manipulated in their past or maybe some type of personality disorder. Either way, it was entertaining. I don't understand why you're getting so worked up about it...
It is a completely unbelievable story. She carries on for two hours doing everything in the world except taking three seconds to look at the number at the top of her screen. After all of her completely bizarre behavior toward a completely understanding party on the other end of the line--when she is finally confronted with the mistake--what does she do? Why, she suddenly starts swearing like some kind of coked-up hooker who just got stiffed, punched in the tits, and told to walk home. This isn't a Mom who is stupid or unreasonable, no. This is a Mom who acts like some kind of weird, angry robot, who can only send text messages, and who can't check a phone number or receive a call to confirm who she is speaking to. In short, this is not the behavior of an actual person. It is a contrived character. She was designed to make you angry at her, to make you want to share this story on your wall. Why? Because then boredpanda.com gets more visits and more ad revenue.
Annie Martin: I did consider this. There certainly are people who won't believe they are capable of making a mistake, even when confronted with strong evidence to the contrary. Things that make it less plausible: Mom doesn't have her daughter in contacts. Mom thinks people in the photo are Brad's family, but upon calling Brad's mom, doesn't figure it out. When it seems she is finally starting to question the situation, instead of just calling her daughter directly, she drives home from work in the middle of the day. An hour earlier, Dad was supposed to have been home for lunch, so she also could have called Dad to see what was going on. This behavior doesn't make sense for an actual person, but it makes perfect sense in the context of a fictional piece--she can't call her daughter or her husband, because that would remove the central conflict and ruin the story. Additionally, interactions seem contrived: (But you love ham! But you were 11 years old! Are you on drugs again? Etc.)
Such an interesting group of comments which I believe boil down to 1) This is unbelievable. No one is THAT obtuse and this smacks of a staged conversation designed as click-bait, or, 2) Regrettably, and as hard to believe as it may seem to people who are awake and aware, there are people like this and this conversation is genuine. I'm most decidedly in the latter camp. I would have been more reluctant to put myself in that camp because, until late, I tended to believe most people were far more aware. A recent news report, which is emblematic of so many similar ones, provides a way to share why I reassessed things on that count. A couple of days, at a "campaign (read make money) event, Donald Trump bragged about the huge crowd that had shown up any the auditorium. And there were insanely long lines of people waiting to get inside. Photos from other in attendance showed many empty seats. And yet, the very people in the auditorium chose to believe trump, not their eyes.
While I agree with you, there is a slight, very slight possibility that the mother's been played before by this particular child. the mom could be under a lot of stress and didn't think about what you mentioned, about checking to see if it was her daughter. if so, then perhaps the kid needs to not do anything like this for awhile, and the mother needs to learn what to do to lessen that stress. at any rate, glad this guy has a sense of humor, some wouldn't have taken to joking with her.
Joel Lee you really are a warrior for rationality and critical thinking. But I fear you may be swimming upstream against a current of ignorance and desperate desire to believe the absolute worst in people. I very much admire your perseverance and patience though. Hope you don't become too jaded and that you keep at it!
I hope Jess inherited 0% of her mom's values
Poor Jess
There was 0 intelligence to be inherited from the mother, Id say. God I feel for Jess, I would be on drugs too if I had a mom that dense. imagine what all Jess has had to try to explain to her throughout life, to no avail.
i have never seen so many upvotes on boredpanda :O
I think Jess is pretty much like her mother. If that is the case, then the fruit really don't fall that far from the trees. I swear this woman sounds high but that's just me. I don't know.
I have never seen so many upvotes before
There actually was NOTHING to inherit there hahaha
I'm pretty sure her mother has 0 IQ anyways, so...
People who don't exist usually do have an IQ of 0.
I had the same thought right off. Plus one would hope Jess doesn't learn any of this mother's horrible manners. I also hope Jess can read better & has learned to tell the difference between a photo of a total stranger & a photo of the mom.
Lemonsito.lmao what intelligence?oh, lol researchers claim children get their intelligence from the mother.
well she is a millennial......... so either way she 's can't be fixed
I'm soooo sorry for that kid of hers. He must go through hell with a witch like that as a mother.
She*
"She*" — how can we be sure? maybe mom is wrong on that too...
True!
Sir, that is offensive to witches.
I stand corrected, good sir
Hey watch the witch cracks we are good people.
Sorry about the 'witch' comment. Would 'bitch' be more apropo?
Not all witches are good. There are indeed some nasty and fucked up ones. Many are amazing people. (But I can't stand Satanists, either, who say AAAALLL Satanists are good and don't even believe in a "Satan". Well, guess what? Some Satanists do; & sacrifice and eat children, etc.).. So not ALL witches are good people. & Yes-I consider myself a very witchy woman. Just sayin'. LOL
What makes you think 'Jess' is male? I think 'Jess' is that witch's daughter.
I don't get how the word "daughter" could have made someone else think Jess is a son or a male.
Maybe the mother was that dumb that didn't know jess was a boy
I was actually womdering whether the guy should forward the texting to the police as possible child abuse.
I don't think that would work in the US
This woman is no witch. Noone in the pagan community acts like that
There are people like that in every community. Delusion is definitely a trait of the pagans, but there are bitchy pagans just like there are bitchy anything else.
True!
My mind is blown that the mother could be so stubborn and soooooooooooooo stupid!
Don't forget lazy too :)
Not to mention fictional
My mind is blown that you believe this actually happened.
Oh I soooo believe there are people like this. I've known therm--closely.
"My mother knows my phone number" - FTW
What does "FTW"? I must know.
For The Win!
Idk because where I'm from it means fuck the world lol
I Think It Depends On The Situation Really.
seriously. I was playing wow years ago and a friend kept typing that. I was all why you want to fuck the world???
For the win. :)
just google it :) for the win
for the win!
For the Win
Oh, fail. I didn't see any replies until I posted my reply.
For the win!
Fuck the what? Like What the fuck but backwards.
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FUCK THAT WOMAN
Wow... I'm speechless... She questions him being married and look how she acts being a mother...
That was so rude and inappropriate! Instead of simply saying "sorry" and laughing about it she did that. Oh my God...
Except that none of this actually happened, so it doesn't matter.
I agree. He was mature about the whole situation. She's a mother, she should know better. Kudos to this man!
That guy is so patient! I have no idea how he managed not to lose it :D And Jess's mom is a strange woman...
True. His patience is what I noticed too. I'd most likely discard it as a spam message.... Or block her number if she persists after a "sorry, wrong number" from me.
He was bored and had time on his hands.
I would also definitely block that woman's number...
I would have pretended to be Jess and had much more fun than this guy. And at the end I would ask which store to come to. Then I would take the stuff and when she gets there and sees me, I would say "hey! You're not my mom" and pretend to be another girl named Jess 😉 But this lady seems to be too rude to play around with. I hate it when people are this rude to me
The reason this guy is so patient is because he was sitting at home in bed for 4 hours doing THIS, while his wife was taking care of the kids and doing the grocery shopping and cleaning the house.... Oh, he did get up to make eggs. He thought it was the coolest thing ever getting a wrong number text. He even told me "OMG honey, I've waited so long to get one of this...oh wow, I have to stop and think about what I'm going to do" but then when he realized it was a parent trying to get ahold of a child he changed his mind and tried to tell her the truth. Lots of people keep saying it's fake and I can tell you that we had NO part in this if it is fake then it's all on Jess's Mom's end, because we have no idea who the other person was. I think the number was from alabama or something.
Emilee, your husband is awesome! Oh my word, I've never had a wrong number persist like this; you two must have been absolutely baffled. The bright sides: 1) you have one of the funniest stories in texting-history, and 2) you didn't have to deal with this woman in person in anyway. Good on both of you! :-D
are you his wife? you're so nice to give him all that time off.
Sorry he wasn't much help that day Emilee, but well... the result is now you're married to an internet hero. And I relate 100% to his irresistible urge to mess ... I might not have shown the same restraint he did. He's playful af without being cruel and that must make pretty good daddy material no? Now quick! Think of a way to turn this minute of fame into bank notes. Hmm....
He's so cool 😁 If this happened to me I would have pretended to be Jess and had much more fun than this guy. And at the end I would ask which store to come to. Then I would take the stuff and when she gets there and sees me, I would say "hey! You're not my mom" and pretend to be another girl named Jess 😉 But this lady seems to be too rude to play around with. I hate it when people are this rude to me
Not the smartest peanut in the turd is she...
LOL. I've never heard that phrase before, but it fits her.
BEST DESCRIPTION EVER!
Lol I have a new saying thanx
The mother is on drugs.
Agreed!!
Or she's off her meds ...
Apparently
Holy shot, how stupid can someone be? Holy.
Haha, shot. I keep misspelling on here! But hey, at least it's not swearing!
Don't you mean "at least it's not fucking swearing!"?
She doesn't have her daughter's cell phone number in her phone!?
Now you're getting it. Also, it doesn't make sense that anyone wouldn't bother to check the number after being told repeatedly that it's the wrong number, and even after getting a picture of the other person. Nobody is actually that thick. Even if you were super thick, you would at least look to see if you made a mistake. Instead of checking the number, you're going to ask your daughter if she's on drugs? You're going to tell your own daughter how old she's supposed to be? You're going to cancel her credit card? You're going to do all of that crazy stuff, but not even make sure that it's actually your daughter? It's not that the mother is acting like a stupid person, or an unreasonable person, it's that she isn't even acting like a real, believable person. Because she isn't one.
She wasn't driving, she was at work during this whole exchange. It wasn't until she got home did the light bulb turn on. This could be fake...but trust me, the depths of stupidity people can sink to is astounding..this could be real.
I've been in a situation where I texted the wrong phone number just the one time. For about 6 months, I had some whacked out woman calling me, telling me to stop sleeping with her husband, threatened to kick me on the downstairs area and continued calling me a dirty slut. I kept telling her, "I'm sorry, the text that I sent was meant to be to a friend of mine, and not to your husband; but I accidentally switched two number around and texted the wrong number". I kept telling her this, but kept yelling at me. It got so bad that I eventually had to change my number. The text I sent wasn't even a dirty text, it was a text saying sorry that I had to get offline so early as I had to take some medication and said goodnight. She was that stupid, that she never believed me. I told her "if you trust your husband so much, why are you assuming the worst of him? if you don't trust him, talk to him, not to me!" Gosh, I still remember how crazy she was and how drunk she sounded.
Anyone who has ever lived in Florida knows that this is entirely believable and that the mom could very well be real. There's a valid reason they call it "Florida, America's most F'd up state." Just listen to a few episodes of the Distorted View podcast and you'll change your mind. Stories like this are the norm in Florida. I happen to live in Tampa, "The most F'd up part of the most F'd up state". About 75% of the stupid crap you hear in the news about stupid people come from the Tampa Bay area.
Okay, she's driving the whole time (for two hours). And during that time, she is able to cancel her daughter's credit card and call her friend's mom. She is able to do all of that, but she can't glance down at her phone and scroll up to the top where it shows the number of the person she is texting?
It's a prank. Some group of college students are on the "mom's" end of the text laughing, seeing how long they can keep this going
@Long Joan Silver.. there was a Chappelle Show sketch years ago (When Keepin' it Real Goes Wrong- Brenda Johnson) that *is* your situation. http://www.cc.com/video-clips/67hgjb/chappelle-s-show-when-keeping-it-real-goes-wrong---brenda-johnson---uncensored
The same old man has been dialing my wife accidentally for the last five years. Older people don't always use technology the way it's intended. Habit dominates. And if they've been dialing the number for years, they will. Even my wife refuses to put certain friends and family numbers she has memorized in her phone book Whoever said "keyed" is a British-ism has spent 0 time texting Americans.
yeppp %99 of the shits on the internet is lie and staged.. especially those whatsapp/sms screnshots are fake.. 2 guys made fun though :)
Thank you, Donald Butts. I shall check that out :D
I think the mother was driving for the entire thing.
The people who wrote this also forgot to turn all the British-isms to things Yanks would actually say. For example - "keyed" instead of "typed." It's creative click bait fiction that was written in another country, but hey, it works
I'm glad to see someone here has some kind of intelligence. This is CLEARLY someone trying to text a random number to mess with that person.
I hope Jess has the sense of getting a job and moving away from the batshit crazy mother as soon as she's able to!!! My mum is prone to get the number wrong but she just laughs it off!
My mom has NPD and BPD. She's nuts. She would absolutely act like the woman in this story. There are people like that.
Mary, you nailed it. I believe this is real and people like this definitely exist. Classic NPD and BPD behavior.
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That's because your mum is a real person, unlike the fictional mum in the crazy texts.
He hope that the mother is fictional. However, some real people can never believe they may be wrong; they are so sure of it that they will never admit even a slip of the tongue.
Oops! My former message should start with "We".
I wonder if her mom apologized for canceling her movie date and her CC. Somehow, I doubt it.
I takes effort to be that stupid
Trump has proved that
do ppl like you have to poison every fun thread with your leftist propaganda..? it's really getting annoying.
Yeah, but it could pay off. She could easily get elected to our US Congress... maybe even get a cabinet appointment in our current administration. She'd be a good fit.
You really feel for her children and husband...if they're any different than her. The pride and stubborness of people that can't accept it even when there is all proof against them amazes me. Its a shame that it often gets passed on
You mean like the facts presented about Trump that his followers refuse to accept.
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The same can be said of Obama supporters.
Dude he told her like ten times that she got the wrong number, what the hell what he supposed to do?
This happened to me recently. Some random number asked me when i was joining the family in Puerto Rico for Christmas. He was certain I was his sister messing with him until, presumably, the actual sister arrived for the holiday. We still occasionally send one another a text to say hi. He's in my phone as Wrong Number. I doubt this guy and Jess's mom will be pen pals after this, though.
The SAME exact thing happened to me, but the other person led me on for awhile. I was upstairs sleeping, having been on call all night. My daughter downstairs on a Sunday morning. She had come into the room and woken the dogs up in their crates. I texted her iPad to come back up now and let the dogs out. She replied "rude" and I got angry and told her to "come now". She said, just a min and a few other things. I finally jumped up and went down stairs yelling at her to hand me her phone. She tried to protest, but I wouldn't listen and gave her a tongue lashing for a few minutes, before she could say "it wasn't me!" It was her iPad number and I thought it was hacked. I went to the AT&T store and found somehow her number was deactivated and given to someone else. The guy from the store called the number and verified it was someone else. That night, they texted me again saying they had missed my call. I apologized for the mistake and the other person said I was a good mother.
What a b*tch! I feel bad for Jess!
I'm all for a good gag, but, man, talk about clueless. The guy had fun, but then did the right thing and even sent photos, and the lady kept on going. How dense can she be?! :-o
Im not sure 'lady' is the right descriptor!
I don't understand how she could call him an 'asshole' even after he said he is not her daughter. Also, how come she doesn't have her daughter's number saved on the phone?
My kids numbers are all saved in my phone, but I still dial them when I call them--old school I guess.
lol yeah def fake cuz of this
I can't believe there was'nt the tiniest moment, the mother has a little doubt in herself. That's no way to speak so angry or not!
Explains why Jess does drugs.
This woman's is real bitch. Poor Jesse. 35 yr old man from Wis. is amazing. What a patience he has.
Waow!! She's totally crazy! But the guy's right, this is Internet gold ^^
I feel so sorry for her poor daughter. No wonder she's always out. Probably trying to stay away from her parents.
today in "Things that didn't happen"
Haha 😂
This woman is so stupid and rude....
'My mum knows my number'- what a lovely insult lol
It's not an insult, it's a fact.
That poor girl with a weird mom
This happened to my husband and I a couple of years back. It took us reporting her to get the idiot to stop. Her kids phone # was one digit off of ours and she was trying to give us crap for her own stupidity. Like this fricken moron did.
I had that too! I accidentally typed in a friends number incorrectly. I switched two numbers. I texted my "mate". For the next 6 months, I got phone calls from some crazy, drunk ass, bogan lady, claiming that I'm the one who's sleeping with her husband, whilst calling me a dirty slut and threatening to kick me in the downstairs area. I tried to reason with the woman, telling her that I had texted his number by mistake. She would not accept it, she continued threatening me until I changed my number. I was 21 at the time.
That woman was a retard. So can brad and I still go to the movies? xD xD xD
but still her mom did just pass on, so she's probably really stressed out... but i still think she's a bitch
Hilarious! I am so glad the man was a good sport. I hope he had fun.
Even if this is fake. It's pretty funny
Absolutely hilarious! Mom needs to take a chill pill and get a better grip on herself. When someone tells you, you have called or texted the wrong number, why in the hell wouldn't you check it immediately just to be sure? What a moron!
I think he's right, this is GOLD! Rotflmao
Wow talking to that chick must be like arguing with a two year old sheesh holy crap
and gee, i wonder who she voted for? ;)
That was my first reaction.
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Boy that's easy to figure out! HRC for SURE!
That "mother" is plain stupid and MEAN!
What mom speaks like that tho? she sounded like a 10 year boy using a cell phone for the first time. I call bs. " so do it? Awesome, Just last week my mother died and now this. Post it after u watch ur porn u sick pos" then the whole "eat shit" I am sorry this seems so damn fishy to me.
Look up a youtube video called "BRAWL: Fight in the suburbs Girl gets hit with bat." That level of stupidity does exist.
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Nothing about the conversation is believable. It's click-bait.
oh my goodness this woman is a total bitch
I am glad she is not my mom!
Just say sorry and leave, no biggie. I can't understand why people have to be rude like that. Key your daughter's number, put her name on it and check if it's right so next time you don't have to disturb anyone.
Wow. Jess' mom is awful.
This guy was a class act tbh, he didn't even fuck with her big time or swear when he figured out what was going on. She could take lessons
The mother had 0 right to complain and cuss at him! He was 💯 % honest and never rude throughout the entire conversation. I feel bad for her daughter, Jess and also anyone else she misdials
Comedy gold. Way to go, dude. I guess that mom had her sense of humor surgically removed or something. Amazing though that she's the one who made the mistake and making it seem like the guys fault. Unbelievable. She must be a real gem to be married to.
No wonder poor Jess turned to drugs. That mother is just an awful human being! Feel so sorry for her children!
What a bitch o.o But well played :D
I hope that's real
Soo..can brad and I go to the movies tonight? I'm dying xD
That was the best part! I read this to my dad, and he was dying of laughter!
She is bat shit crazy 😒 and he is super cool 😎
#TeamBrad
OMG that's so hilarious x'D
Wow, how rude and horrible was that ending?
That WAS internet GOLD! That lady should have just said sorry and let it go. I only hope that kinda thing happens to me.
Wow. That mom is a dumbass!!
What a horrid woman
#TeamBrad. I think he can be a good influence on Jess.
Wow, glad I don't have her as a mom!
What a stupid woman.
I read this to my daughter we both laughed so hard.
Oh my god, this is internet gold!!!!
WHAT A BITCH SHE IS!!!
Not quickly enough.
I'm thinking it's a prank
I feel bad for the kid
Mom's a psycho
Look at the time stamps. It is so fake. She said she talked to his parents and cancelled the movie. The times do not match up. Lame
very funny story..hard to believe that there are moms out there like that..and worse..Back in the day Archie Bunker called those types, DINGBATS..LOL...If true, its no wonder the daughter was on drugs.probably just to cope..lol...with a crazy ass mom like that it would be difficult to stay sober when you feel everything is surreal anyway...lol..some one is really imaginative though..great idea to aggravate her to continue the rant...if true...very sad for the brain dead mother and those whom must deal with her every day. if untrue, just a cool anecdote invented for levity in honor of this upcoming Mother's day. Happy Mother's Day to All you MUTHERS! Cheers.
If I were Jess I would be on drugs too.
God that was hilarious! That Mum sucks at understanding Sarcasm
Now I see why the kid did drugs lol wouldn't you!
The mom literally sounds mentally ill the way she twisted everything to make it the innocent guy's fault. She either has dementia or is purposely gas lighting. No wonder Jess did drugs.
After seeing this I understand and agree with Jess's drug use. I would be on drugs too if she was my mom.
It truly is internet gold
Never mind the stupidity of this "mom"; I'm more concerned with the posters who actually think this is real!
No wonder her daughter does drugs
This. is. GOLDEN.
I made a call one evening, to my daughter. She didn't answer the phone, so I left a voice message. "Do you know where your daughter is?" It was 2am, and her 2 year old daughter had just rung my doorbell. We lived in the same apartment complex. The next day, I got a phone call from a woman who asked timidly, "Why did you leave me that message, last night?" It turned out that I had the wrong number, and this poor lady's infant daughter had died, not long before. She was just so heart broken, still, and I felt awful. I told her that it's my opinion that there are reasons for everything in this world, and that I think my having left that message in error, was to give me a chance to talk with her. We talked for over an hour, and it is my hope that she did get some benefit from it. I think of her often. Accidents are sometimes as important as intentional actions.
No wonder Jess does drugs.
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Jess.... your mom is an IDIOT. Contacts the wrong # then gets mad ans blames/attacks for telling her so. #psychotic. Then contacts the wrong # a third time 'cause she didn't speak to the guy nor he daughter lol. Who doesn't have contacts saved in their phone? Especially their child? It is literally impossible to screw up making a phone call.
That's hilarious! 😂
Team Dude!
😂 😂
I ❤️ the last part!!!
Some people are just stupid. My mom got calls for months from the same woman, saying she didn't need to come clean her house. My mom always told the lady she had the wrong number but she keep on calling her, sometimes in the middle of the night. After 5 months she finally stopped.
Kept*
Why wouldn't a mother have her daughters number saved to her mobile phone
Beyond belief....never mix meds and... whatever. Props to the guy for staying light.
I really can't believe this :D
It is quite sad to see how this mother treats her daughter, but do not forget that HER MOTHER DIED last week. I think this woman is seriously loosing it...
Bahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
ROFL
This sorta sounds fake to me. But I dunno, I mean, how would I know? `\_( ' - ' \)/`
OMG THAT'S HYSTERICAL!!!!!
If her mum had really just passed away... perhaps she was just frazzled. Let's be kind.
dumbass
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stupid woman
What a retard, I am impressed she ever managed to get a kid in the first place. My best guess is that she did not finish second grade. What a wasted life.
That was so funny ..was trying to read it out loud but lmso the whole time 10 minutes later I was able to read it.still lmao while reading it aloud. He is right internet gold 😂 i hope Jess is still off drugs with a mom Making threats like she did I don't know if I'd be strong enough to not
This is the funniest shit I've ever seen/heard. Jess was having a ball. He should went all day.
But was he allowed to go to the movie with brad? XD
Doesn't seem real.. who types a family members phone number into the phone to text them? ..don't they just place them into their contacts once ..and click when they text? I couldn't even remember a family members number anymore.
Hey... would ya look at that... this is still going around. Still waiting for this ladt to text me back... she has to have seen it by now... unless she doesnt use the internet... which is maybe a possiblity based on this last conversation I had with her
OMG I am laughing so hard while I am at work and reading this. It turned so quick on the guy who was trying to do right. Could have just gone with the flow and joked it off.
Fake
I can't imagine how hard is to live with a mother that slow. No wonder Jess started doing drugs at 11... :D :D :D :D haha
LMAO this is Internet gold, that mom is so fucking stupid I can't
I'd be horrified if my mom canceled a date with my girlfriend because she was too stubborn to accept that she got the wrong number.
How some one married him?? Lmao ... i have no idea how she even got married...
Wow! It's a good thing this wasn't something more important than getting groceries. Imagine if this was an emergency situation... if her daughter was kidnapped and the only call she got off to ask for help was to her mom. She wouldn't have believed her. It's so telling how much distrust there is between them that she would think her daughter capable of continually denying it wasn't her on the the other line. Sad.
My god, I don't blame Jess for being on drugs with a psycho mom like that.
Fan... Bloody ... tastic
I am sorry for mom's recent loss; but I am even more sorry for Jess who has to deal with a mom that is incapable of hearing her, or anyone else. The narcissism in these texts is amazing. And Jess, at 18, you are getting ready to go on to college, life... remember who you are, not who your mother thinks you are.
that was funny i so did this laugh
This guy's awesome, I didn't expect this from the mother, someone slap her out of her vagina please
Damn after the first time she was told she had the wrong number most people would check to see if they might have the wrong number but noooo not that dumb mom
Seems fake...in what world do people not store numbers in their phone?
What a silly brainless woman xD im dieing xD xD xD
That was the best. Thank you!
How does this happen so often? Dont parents have their kids numbers SAVED IN THEIR PHONES?
Wow, amazing that this dumb shit woman made an error then insulted the guy after he kept telling her she had the wrong number. How can you be that dumb?
ONLY someone as dumb as a doorknob would continue to text as long as this woman did...!!
What a bitch! Dude you were hilarious though!
Dude. That mom is seriously messed up and I feel sorry for Jess :( Can we all help her get emancipated?
I read this every so often when I need a good laugh!
This woman gives a whole new meaning to 'idiot'. Jeez!
Entire thing is fake, but funny nonetheless.
Rebecca Manzano 4 months ago "Not all witches are good. There are indeed some nasty and fucked up ones. Many are amazing people. (But I can't stand Satanists, either, Some Satanists do; & sacrifice and eat children, etc.).. Just sayin'. LOL"" You're a fucking idiot. LaVey Satanists work off 11 simple life lessons which are basically "if someone you don't like gets in your way, remove them from your life". You're the type that gives free thought a bad name.
mom has some issues going on.. hope Jess is off the hook.. and mom realizes she was a total ass..lol good for the guy who played along.. made my day..
how hard would it have been for the mother to apologize to the man instead of attacking him and admit that she had made a mistake
No wonder Jess was on drugs
No wonder Jess was on drugs.
She blames HIM for her stupidity after he tells her is not her daughter and shows her pics of him and his wife? She is the one with the problem. He was pretty amusing about it and told her repeatedly she had the wrong number. Her aggression and vitriol was uncalled for.
How was the guy and asshole when he kept telling her she had the wrong number. Poor daughter....and husband. Jeez
Mom indicates a former (hopefully) drug problem...unfortunately, I can see why that kid would do drugs...and LOTS of them...the only effective escape from that madness available to a teen whose parents clearly control all aspects of social life, finance, and school...ZERO room to actually be a kid, and LEARN anything.
Poor, poor Jess
I must say this is funny and she was sad. The man clearly told her this wasn't her daughter and she continued to go on and on. Talked about her child using drugs? Well I can see what pushed her, her mother is a freaggin nag and clearly selfish.
omg too funny, i wish i had someone do this to me, man she was thick, the poor kid, i hate to be her child lol
Internet gold indeed ! ROFLAOH ! You couldn't wright this shit if you had a team of ten top pros on the job for a year trying to. I don't know if its legit or not but but damn Im jealous to not have such fun on a day off :)
Internet Gold for sure......to bad she won't see this probably.....she'd read how everyone who saw this blames her for the stupidity not him!!!! Too funny. That was a good laugh and eye roll!!!
Funny but fake.
And why didnt Jess's mom check her phone contact to verify that she really WASN'T talking to her dam daughter?? DUHHHH??? OMG man
Funny to see that 35 year old dummy from Wisconsin being played by this random troll!
The mom was totally playin him.
Poor Jess. Her mother is a 100% full of shit idiot.
sooo fake.
This woman is a narcissist ONLY HEARS HERSELF lmfao the guy has a great sense of humour😁
What a noob!
cancelled credit card?? tf?? She must be a christian mother..
Forget the ham, eat a shit sandwich :)
My take on the situation: I don't ENTIRELY blame the mom. If there was a recent death in the family, it probably has her messed up. Obviously her daughter has used drugs and mom has a tough time. Her daughter may even prank her sometimes. I definitely don't blame Poor Jess, obviously. I don't even blame the guy. I mean, she wouldn't take his word for it. I don't blame him for not calling, either. If she suddenly got a call from a strange man I think she would be more creeped out than understanding. All in all, I don't really blame anyone up to that point but three things-- she should apologize to the guy and Jess because neither of them was at fault, she needs to explain to Brad's parents, and they need family counseling. She should consider this a wake up call. I'm glad he posted this because something a bit similar but smaller scale happened to me.
And this went on for 4 (F O U R ! ! !) freaking hours?? NO ONE is THAT stupid......RIGHT??
this is hilarious.
No wonder "Jess" did drugs...look at what kind of "mom" she's had to deal with.
That poor kid.
Internet Gold, just like he said. LOL
This totally isn't fake. You can tell it is real because of how believable it is.
This woman has narcissistic personality disorder. None of this is HER fault and any response that dares to point that out is met with threats and punishments.
Stupid cow.
Def fake boys
I don't want to raise children in a world where people like her exist.
Wow just wow. That woman has some nerve calling him and asshole and a jerk. He was super nice and told her multiple times that she had called the wrong number! He could have just ignored the text knowing that it was a wrong number then she would have been really worried and angry!
Well, now we know why Jess was on drugs with a mother and a diet like that!
I did the exact same thing when I was a child about 55 years ago because I loved all things Japanese
Thanks for posting, gave me a good laugh here in Milwaukee
I think I know why young Jess was doing drugs.
I have to wonder what sort of upbringing Jess is undergoing.
What a dimwit! She set herself up. He continually told her she wasn't texting the person she thought she was! It sure was enjoyable!
I'm in tears...bwahahahah...I wish it never ended!!! What a dumb bitch!!
This mother is crazy. sure is internet gold mate!!
Let's not all pile on here. It's not nice to make fun of the ... uhm, what's a PC way of saying "retarded?"
Hahaha!!! What a ditz! No amount of trying to shift her stupidity to him is gonna work!
Well, he's got HER number for sure, LMAO!
I would love to get hold of this fucking dumbass left wing Liberal bitch from hell, PLEASE call me you worthless cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No fucking wonder your kids are on drugs you dumb asshole, you are a brainless piece of shit that should have NEVER been allowed to breed, YOU are the problem with this world.
so fake
Exactly how do you text a wrong number, especially your childs? She did not save it and typed it by hand every time or what? So so fake