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Does the Loch Ness Monster really exist? What happened to the crew of Mary Celeste? And what are guys up to when they're taking long showers? While we might never find out the answers to the first two mysteries, the latter has just been revealed. Together with a bunch of other men secrets most girls probably have no clue about. Recently, someone on reddit asked "What Are Some 'Guy Secrets' Girls Don't Know About?" and it got funnier and funnier with every answer. Amassing over 80K upvotes in just a few days, this post has become sort of like a diary of the 21st century man, and you couldn't make this stuff up. Scroll down to check out the entries and upvote your faves!

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Luis Milian
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"We are task orientated" absolutely true! we respond better with, "can you get me a blanket?" our brain process that faster than "I'm cold" statement.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I suspect a reasonable percentage of women would not know this. Good advice.

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Kaisu Rei
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is definitely something everyone needs to remember, that guys can be mentally ill and have body issues and insecurities the same way everyone does and it's important to accept that and give them the space they need to express that

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Kaisu Rei
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think everyone does this, I'm a girl and I zone out sometimes thinking about something random and then I realize I've been staring at someone all that time

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Uhmm... Is this a gender thing? Because.... I'd think the same...?

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Kaisu Rei
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is kinda sad because it makes me feel like OP isn't getting enough hugs and everyone who wants hugs should be hugged often

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lucky you. I had my hairdresser tell me I looked like a junkie because I had let my hair grow out. Needless to say I didn't visit her again.

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Kaisu Rei
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Taking interest in your partner's life and interests is like a basic thing about relationships and it goes both ways

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Brandon Collinsworth
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I laughed at this for way too long, because I can't think of a single time I tied something down and didn't say that.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And it also smells nice. I think shampoo smells better than most of the expensive perfumes.

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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Throw things to us. Like the TV remote or the car keys. Or a cup of coffee. It does, however, depend on our level of trust in the t****r's tossing skill.

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Luis Milian
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

true! even for those of us who are short. We will jump just to fulfill our primal instinct

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah. Sometimes they just happen. At very unfortunate times. As a teenager it would almost invariably happen while in church. And no, it had nothing to do with what was happening during the sermon!

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