Does the Loch Ness Monster really exist? What happened to the crew of Mary Celeste? And what are guys up to when they're taking long showers? While we might never find out the answers to the first two mysteries, the latter has just been revealed. Together with a bunch of other men secrets most girls probably have no clue about. Recently, someone on reddit asked "What Are Some 'Guy Secrets' Girls Don't Know About?" and it got funnier and funnier with every answer. Amassing over 80K upvotes in just a few days, this post has become sort of like a diary of the 21st century man, and you couldn't make this stuff up. Scroll down to check out the entries and upvote your faves!

#1

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SchmittyWinkleson Report

Nash Nopper
Community Member
3 years ago

hahahahaha :)

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#2

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Frazzman Report

Luis Milian
Community Member
3 years ago

"We are task orientated" absolutely true! we respond better with, "can you get me a blanket?" our brain process that faster than "I'm cold" statement.

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#3

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Linouchka 99
Community Member
3 years ago

Why don't you tell her ? She might laugh too !

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#4

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Benjamin Boysley
Community Member
3 years ago

OMG Yes, please give us a signal!

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#5

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Nash Nopper
Community Member
3 years ago

awwww

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#6

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sinegate Report

varwenea
Community Member
3 years ago

I suspect a reasonable percentage of women would not know this. Good advice.

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#7

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Kaisu Rei
Community Member
3 years ago

This is definitely something everyone needs to remember, that guys can be mentally ill and have body issues and insecurities the same way everyone does and it's important to accept that and give them the space they need to express that

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#8

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UVLsystem Report

Kaisu Rei
Community Member
3 years ago

I think everyone does this, I'm a girl and I zone out sometimes thinking about something random and then I realize I've been staring at someone all that time

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#9

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Linouchka 99
Community Member
3 years ago

But but... What is your mind doing when it is "not thinking" ???!!

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#10

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K2000kidd Report

Daria B
Community Member
3 years ago

Uhmm... Is this a gender thing? Because.... I'd think the same...?

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#11

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Chyppa Homer
Community Member
3 years ago

Well, the secret is out... mosw-5c540...7af914.gif mosw-5c540e57af914.gif

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#12

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DepressedBard Report

PyroarRanger
Community Member
3 years ago

Accurate.

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#13

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Kaisu Rei
Community Member
3 years ago

This is kinda sad because it makes me feel like OP isn't getting enough hugs and everyone who wants hugs should be hugged often

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#14

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JohnnyMopper Report

Aman Kharb
Community Member
3 years ago

A moment of silence please

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#15

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LordSwitchblade Report

Oathbraker
Community Member
3 years ago

Lucky you. I had my hairdresser tell me I looked like a junkie because I had let my hair grow out. Needless to say I didn't visit her again.

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#16

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Prestigous Cactus
Community Member
3 years ago

This is no secret, those who do this are heroes and are celebrated.

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#17

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Kaisu Rei
Community Member
3 years ago

Taking interest in your partner's life and interests is like a basic thing about relationships and it goes both ways

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#18

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ImprovObsession Report

Darryl Kerrigan
Community Member
3 years ago

This is why we need feminism.

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#19

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Johnchuk Report

Brandon Collinsworth
Community Member
3 years ago

I laughed at this for way too long, because I can't think of a single time I tied something down and didn't say that.

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#20

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Carlota Ocón
Community Member
3 years ago

"Maybe just americans" ¿?

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#21

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aestusveritas Report

Kaisu Rei
Community Member
3 years ago

Again, this is not a men thing, but a people thing

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#22

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banjohusky95 Report

Oathbraker
Community Member
3 years ago

And it also smells nice. I think shampoo smells better than most of the expensive perfumes.

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#23

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Wynand
Community Member
3 years ago (edited)

Throw things to us. Like the TV remote or the car keys. Or a cup of coffee. It does, however, depend on our level of trust in the tosser's tossing skill.

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#24

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Goobernut96 Report

Wynand
Community Member
3 years ago

True. But sometimes we're doing the other thing.

Miklós Nagy
Community Member
3 years ago

Yeah, sleeping.

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Daria B
Community Member
3 years ago

Honestly, I couldn't care less about what you're doing in the shower. As long as I don't need the bathroom, of course.

Pug Pug
Community Member
3 years ago (edited)

At this point in life Number one is a non-issue. Number two is get the fuck out now and finish the shower later. I think thats fair for both sexes.

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Naima Ivansdóttir
Community Member
3 years ago

and even if you did, there's nothing wrong about that.

Pug Pug
Community Member
3 years ago

thats called the I hope she catches me and helps game

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Chris Jones
Community Member
3 years ago

Hey, showers can be good for women too you know. Just saying.

Pug Pug
Community Member
3 years ago

We do know this. Its not a secret.

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Jilltdcatlady
Community Member
3 years ago

"Well I was just soaping up my balls then one thing led to another.. anyway we're out of hot water for a little while" An actual conversation I have had.

Tim P.
Community Member
3 years ago

Or we're sore from work and don't have a hot tub or a bathtub that can accommodate a human over 100 pounds. So the long hot shower is the best we can hope for

A B C
Community Member
3 years ago

Reminds me, I still gotta get myself washed today. Yaay for hot showers!

Nicola Lagonigro
Community Member
3 years ago

Yeah. But it really does mean you're jacking off nine times out of ten.

Wayne Dorman
Community Member
1 year ago

HAHA! With how much hair both me and my partner have, doing that would 100% block the shower drain and neither of us would want to be pulling that out.

Jon Scott
Community Member
1 year ago

THANK YOU!!!

Chiara Menini Whitmoyer
Community Member
2 years ago

So, why do you still have dirt on your face when you come out of a 45 minute shower?

Lynn Hansen
Community Member
2 years ago

On the other hand....

Firescales 22
Community Member
2 years ago

The secret is out

Rebecca Cote
Community Member
3 years ago

True! My husband often takes long showers, but it's because the hot water feels good on his back.

Nobody Nuffin
Community Member
3 years ago

No your pissing in the plugholes

Richard
Community Member
3 years ago

Bullshit, you're jerking off and don't want to be interrupted :P

Christine M Quigley
Community Member
3 years ago

My husband can drain a 50 gallon water heater with his showers. I have to remind him to save some for me, please..He just loves long hot showers.

HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK
Community Member
3 years ago

But chances are we are jerking off.

Jayme Hall
Community Member
3 years ago

Can’t I multitask?

Master Markus
Community Member
3 years ago

Honestly I'm more into post-shower masturbation. Not sure why.

Adam Francis
Community Member
3 years ago

speak for yourself

Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
3 years ago

It's because you're having a dump, isn't it? And it's taking forever to filter it down the plughole. :D

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#25

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Shermanator92 Report

Chyppa Homer
Community Member
3 years ago

Or you might have to bump up signal strength

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#26

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Kriel Kipjes
Community Member
3 years ago

Cool shoes!

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#27

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Anne
Community Member
3 years ago

Meh, same for women

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#28

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Luis Milian
Community Member
3 years ago

true! even for those of us who are short. We will jump just to fulfill our primal instinct

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#29

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Wynand
Community Member
3 years ago

Yeah. Sometimes they just happen. At very unfortunate times. As a teenager it would almost invariably happen while in church. And no, it had nothing to do with what was happening during the sermon!

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#30

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Kaisu Rei
Community Member
3 years ago

Yep, this is true for everyone!

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#31

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SykesDaMan
Community Member
3 years ago

Die hard style? I used to do it all the time! :)

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