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Does the Loch Ness Monster really exist? What happened to the crew of Mary Celeste? And what are guys up to when they're taking long showers? While we might never find out the answers to the first two mysteries, the latter has just been revealed. Together with a bunch of other men secrets most girls probably have no clue about. Recently, someone on reddit asked "What Are Some 'Guy Secrets' Girls Don't Know About?" and it got funnier and funnier with every answer. Amassing over 80K upvotes in just a few days, this post has become sort of like a diary of the 21st century man, and you couldn't make this stuff up. Scroll down to check out the entries and upvote your faves!

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Luis Milian
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"We are task orientated" absolutely true! we respond better with, "can you get me a blanket?" our brain process that faster than "I'm cold" statement.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I suspect a reasonable percentage of women would not know this. Good advice.

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Kaisu Rei
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is definitely something everyone needs to remember, that guys can be mentally ill and have body issues and insecurities the same way everyone does and it's important to accept that and give them the space they need to express that

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Kaisu Rei
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think everyone does this, I'm a girl and I zone out sometimes thinking about something random and then I realize I've been staring at someone all that time

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Daria B
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Uhmm... Is this a gender thing? Because.... I'd think the same...?

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Kaisu Rei
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is kinda sad because it makes me feel like OP isn't getting enough hugs and everyone who wants hugs should be hugged often

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lucky you. I had my hairdresser tell me I looked like a junkie because I had let my hair grow out. Needless to say I didn't visit her again.

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Kaisu Rei
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Taking interest in your partner's life and interests is like a basic thing about relationships and it goes both ways

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Brandon Collinsworth
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I laughed at this for way too long, because I can't think of a single time I tied something down and didn't say that.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And it also smells nice. I think shampoo smells better than most of the expensive perfumes.

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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Throw things to us. Like the TV remote or the car keys. Or a cup of coffee. It does, however, depend on our level of trust in the t****r's tossing skill.

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Luis Milian
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

true! even for those of us who are short. We will jump just to fulfill our primal instinct

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah. Sometimes they just happen. At very unfortunate times. As a teenager it would almost invariably happen while in church. And no, it had nothing to do with what was happening during the sermon!

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Darryl Kerrigan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s quite interesting to track your mental age through your daydreams: Child: Endless possibilities, and you’re stupid… So you day dream about being a TRex Fighter pilot or something Young Adult - Adult: You can change the world! You can get that dream life if you work hard enough!... So you tend to dream about possible things (travelling, falling in love, slapping a terrorist round the chops whilst saying something witty) Middle Age – Death: Bollocks to it, life’s a bit of a mess generally, the planet is doomed and young people’s music is c**p… So you tend to dream about impossible stuff (reliving your life, being able to fly to the shops) I haven’t made this up, I heard a programme about it on Radio 4. And I recently started dreaming about winning Britain’s first Bobsledding gold. Which is worrying…. Please note: I think the study was only of men’s daydreams.

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Darryl Kerrigan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate Bored panda formatting so much! Bloody copy and paste ☹ I will try and attract a moderator so they can feed that back. (Swearing alert!) W*****s, bollocks, shitweasels, c**t.

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Brandon Collinsworth
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank god I am not the only one, sometime I will look at door and imagine what I will do if someone comes through there with a gun, and then in my mind it will turn into this elaborate plot of overcoming and group of armed thugs and saving the entire building.

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Mama Panda
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ohhhh so that is what that means when hubby is in the bathroom and yells "Yippee ki yay! I thought he was just excited that everything came out ok

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RU Sirius
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lately in these fantasies I end up in a clinic seriously wounded... am I getting old?

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TigerDRena
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's probably a more realistic approach to it. Being able to get yourself wounded in your day dreams means that you see yourself as a human that can indeed get injured too, especially in dangerous situations. Why is another question, whenever I get injured in my day dreams, it's simply to create a more dramatic experience I guess?

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Living_Shadow
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually make characters in my head and imagine them doing it lmao

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Lauren S
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not just guys that's done girls too :) I sometimes fantasize about working for a secret gov agency who discovers aliens

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Lady Perkele
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Warrior way in your blood. Maybe a mark we have from our ancestors

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Isabella
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I fantasize about normal things all the time and im a girl

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Matthew Horne
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, this also refers back to "what are you thinking about?" If we say "I was day dreaming that the shopping mall was suddenly full of terrorists and planning the best way to keep you safe and go John McCain Die Hard on them" you'd think we're idiots, so we say "nothing".

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