Does the Loch Ness Monster really exist? What happened to the crew of Mary Celeste? And what are guys up to when they're taking long showers? While we might never find out the answers to the first two mysteries, the latter has just been revealed. Together with a bunch of other men secrets most girls probably have no clue about. Recently, someone on reddit asked "What Are Some 'Guy Secrets' Girls Don't Know About?" and it got funnier and funnier with every answer. Amassing over 80K upvotes in just a few days, this post has become sort of like a diary of the 21st century man, and you couldn't make this stuff up. Scroll down to check out the entries and upvote your faves!

#1

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SchmittyWinkleson Report

Nash Nopper
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1 year ago

hahahahaha :)

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#2

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Frazzman Report

Luis Milian
Community Member
1 year ago

"We are task orientated" absolutely true! we respond better with, "can you get me a blanket?" our brain process that faster than "I'm cold" statement.

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#3

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pm_me_ur_rice_noodle Report

Linouchka 99
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1 year ago

Why don't you tell her ? She might laugh too !

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#4

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realbadaccountant Report

Benjamin Boysley
Community Member
1 year ago

OMG Yes, please give us a signal!

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#5

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fire_biscuit Report

Nash Nopper
Community Member
1 year ago

awwww

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#6

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sinegate Report

varwenea
Community Member
1 year ago

I suspect a reasonable percentage of women would not know this. Good advice.

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#7

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Iwaspromisedjetpacks Report

Kaisu Rei
Community Member
1 year ago

This is definitely something everyone needs to remember, that guys can be mentally ill and have body issues and insecurities the same way everyone does and it's important to accept that and give them the space they need to express that

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#8

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UVLsystem Report

Kaisu Rei
Community Member
1 year ago

I think everyone does this, I'm a girl and I zone out sometimes thinking about something random and then I realize I've been staring at someone all that time

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#9

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Linouchka 99
Community Member
1 year ago

But but... What is your mind doing when it is "not thinking" ???!!

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#10

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K2000kidd Report

Daria B
Community Member
1 year ago

Uhmm... Is this a gender thing? Because.... I'd think the same...?

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#11

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TheMe63 Report

Chyppa Homer
Community Member
1 year ago

Well, the secret is out... mosw-5c540...7af914.gif mosw-5c540e57af914.gif

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#12

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DepressedBard Report

PyroarRanger
Community Member
1 year ago

Accurate.

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#13

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toothless-nonsense Report

Kaisu Rei
Community Member
1 year ago

This is kinda sad because it makes me feel like OP isn't getting enough hugs and everyone who wants hugs should be hugged often

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#14

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JohnnyMopper Report

Aman Kharb
Community Member
1 year ago

A moment of silence please

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#15

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LordSwitchblade Report

Oathbraker
Community Member
1 year ago

Lucky you. I had my hairdresser tell me I looked like a junkie because I had let my hair grow out. Needless to say I didn't visit her again.

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#16

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-eDgAR- Report

Prestigous Cactus
Community Member
1 year ago

This is no secret, those who do this are heroes and are celebrated.

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#17

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BlueLantern84 Report

Kaisu Rei
Community Member
1 year ago

Taking interest in your partner's life and interests is like a basic thing about relationships and it goes both ways

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#18

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ImprovObsession Report

Darryl Kerrigan
Community Member
1 year ago

This is why we need feminism.

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#19

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Johnchuk Report

Brandon Collinsworth
Community Member
1 year ago

I laughed at this for way too long, because I can't think of a single time I tied something down and didn't say that.

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#20

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Thadota7717 Report

Carlota Ocón
Community Member
1 year ago

"Maybe just americans" ¿?

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#21

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aestusveritas Report

Kaisu Rei
Community Member
1 year ago

Again, this is not a men thing, but a people thing

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#22

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banjohusky95 Report

Oathbraker
Community Member
1 year ago

And it also smells nice. I think shampoo smells better than most of the expensive perfumes.

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#23

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andytheg Report

Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

Throw things to us. Like the TV remote or the car keys. Or a cup of coffee. It does, however, depend on our level of trust in the tosser's tossing skill.

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#24

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Goobernut96 Report

Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

True. But sometimes we're doing the other thing.

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#25

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Shermanator92 Report

Chyppa Homer
Community Member
1 year ago

Or you might have to bump up signal strength

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#26

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-eDgAR- Report

Kriel Kipjes
Community Member
1 year ago

Cool shoes!

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#27

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dy_lan10 Report

Anne
Community Member
1 year ago

Meh, same for women

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#28

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birdistheword2023 Report

Luis Milian
Community Member
1 year ago

true! even for those of us who are short. We will jump just to fulfill our primal instinct

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#29

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

Yeah. Sometimes they just happen. At very unfortunate times. As a teenager it would almost invariably happen while in church. And no, it had nothing to do with what was happening during the sermon!

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#30

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Kaisu Rei
Community Member
1 year ago

Yep, this is true for everyone!

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#31

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SuperAids00 Report

SykesDaMan
Community Member
1 year ago

Die hard style? I used to do it all the time! :)

ADHORTATOR
Community Member
1 year ago

Who does not (yippee ki yay motherf*cker!) :-)

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Darryl Kerrigan
Community Member
1 year ago

It’s quite interesting to track your mental age through your daydreams: Child: Endless possibilities, and you’re stupid… So you day dream about being a TRex Fighter pilot or something Young Adult - Adult: You can change the world! You can get that dream life if you work hard enough!... So you tend to dream about possible things (travelling, falling in love, slapping a terrorist round the chops whilst saying something witty) Middle Age – Death: Bollocks to it, life’s a bit of a mess generally, the planet is doomed and young people’s music is crap… So you tend to dream about impossible stuff (reliving your life, being able to fly to the shops) I haven’t made this up, I heard a programme about it on Radio 4. And I recently started dreaming about winning Britain’s first Bobsledding gold. Which is worrying…. Please note: I think the study was only of men’s daydreams.

Darryl Kerrigan
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1 year ago

I hate Bored panda formatting so much! Bloody copy and paste ☹ I will try and attract a moderator so they can feed that back. (Swearing alert!) Willies, bollocks, shitweasels, cunt.

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Jana Renner
Community Member
1 year ago

Oh yes, women do that, too!

Bettina Jansen
Community Member
1 year ago

Not just a guy thing :)

Brandon Collinsworth
Community Member
1 year ago

Thank god I am not the only one, sometime I will look at door and imagine what I will do if someone comes through there with a gun, and then in my mind it will turn into this elaborate plot of overcoming and group of armed thugs and saving the entire building.

Jinal P
Community Member
1 year ago

not gender specific ….

Victoria Rey Piuma
Community Member
1 year ago

Shit I do that too.

Jamie Fiorito
Community Member
1 year ago

Women do this too. Or at least I do. :)

Mama Panda
Community Member
1 year ago

Ohhhh so that is what that means when hubby is in the bathroom and yells "Yippee ki yay! I thought he was just excited that everything came out ok

Barry Scott
Community Member
1 year ago

Burst out laughing reading that one

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RU Sirius
Community Member
1 year ago

Lately in these fantasies I end up in a clinic seriously wounded... am I getting old?

TigerDRena
Community Member
1 year ago

It's probably a more realistic approach to it. Being able to get yourself wounded in your day dreams means that you see yourself as a human that can indeed get injured too, especially in dangerous situations. Why is another question, whenever I get injured in my day dreams, it's simply to create a more dramatic experience I guess?

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Meh man
Community Member
1 year ago

When I was in elementary school I took karate and I always dreamed of like robbers coming into the school and I would just karate chop them and take em down and be a hero

Analyn Lahr
Community Member
1 year ago

I think everyone with an imagination would do this.

Living_Shadow
Community Member
1 year ago

I actually make characters in my head and imagine them doing it lmao

Mark Kelly
Community Member
10 months ago

yup

Alexandra Kaźez
Community Member
1 year ago

Women do that as well

Rebecca Terry
Community Member
1 year ago

I do too

Rebecca Terry
Community Member
1 year ago

Lol, I do this too

Playing Solitary
Community Member
1 year ago

Women fantasize about that too.

Bored Phoenix
Community Member
1 year ago

That’s what I do! Except I’m a girl...

Sora Lyra
Community Member
1 year ago

Me too.

Derrick Wango
Community Member
1 year ago

This is soo true I can't believe it!!

Zayne Azam
Community Member
1 year ago

True dat specially in high school zombie apocalypses

Phil Vaive
Community Member
1 year ago

I thought it was only me!

Blubber Dust
Community Member
1 year ago

Gals do it too!!

MammaG
Community Member
1 year ago

And even some women.

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Lady Perkele
Community Member
1 year ago

Warrior way in your blood. Maybe a mark we have from our ancestors

David Buchan-Terrell
Community Member
1 year ago

I've taken the fantasizing around and write it don. Two books so far.

Breislitt4
Community Member
1 year ago

Lowkey girls doo that too LOL!!!

Isabella
Community Member
1 year ago

I fantasize about normal things all the time and im a girl

Jordy Star
Community Member
1 year ago

me everyday

Matthew Horne
Community Member
1 year ago

Yeah, this also refers back to "what are you thinking about?" If we say "I was day dreaming that the shopping mall was suddenly full of terrorists and planning the best way to keep you safe and go John McCain Die Hard on them" you'd think we're idiots, so we say "nothing".

Martha Meyer
Community Member
1 year ago

Everyone daydreams...

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Ojberretta Berretta
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1 year ago

we all want to be heros

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