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When it comes to food, it seems like pretty much everyone has a strong opinion. It’s difficult not to be picky about what goes in your mouth and stomach. And when it comes to other countries' cuisines and the quality of ingredients, you’ll find that many folks are incredibly vocal about their likes and dislikes. Mainly the latter.

Redditor u/ergoegthatis asked non-Americans to share what American foods, in their opinion, are the ‘nastiest.’ We’ve collected some of their posts to show you the range of opinions others have about US food. Scroll down and be sure to voice your own thoughts in the comments, Pandas. What American food do you love the most? What do you absolutely hate? There are a lot of options to choose from.

Oh, and just to be completely open and honest with you, Pandas: we absolutely looove having a cheeky American meal… from time to time. Pretty much every country has its culinary stars and kitchen disasters—and a lot depends on personal taste and the lifestyle you enjoy leading. So take everyone’s opinion with a grain of salt. Usually, the issue isn’t with the food item or dish itself, so much as the low quality of the ingredients, the portion size, and whether you gobble everything up or eat slowly. Enjoying. Every. Single. Bite.

Bored Panda reached out to redditor u/ergoegthatis, and we had a friendly chat about the wide range of American food, what dishes they did and didn't enjoy at home and abroad, and why they definitely recommend traveling and broadening one's horizons.

"I was traveling outside the US and tried the cheeses there and they were a world of difference from the cheese-like substitutes we have in the US, which look and taste disgusting now compared to authentic cheeses. I look at them and think, 'Am I the only one grossed out by these fake cheeses?' A few days later, I came across an old news story about a famous donut company that turned its signature glazed donut into a drink, which also sounds nasty and not just because of how horribly unhealthy it is," they explained what drove them to create the thread in the first place. (We have to agree, cheese elsewhere is far better!)

Remember: everything in moderation; even food critiques!

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30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans That bright orange plastic that you call "cheese".

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am American and that stuff is only good for grilled cheese sandwiches.

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In redditor u/ergoegthatis' experience, American cuisine is "radically different" from what they've seen around the world.

"The emphasis in American food is on taste and speed. This doesn't mean all of American food is like this," they pointed out.

"The US is huge with a lot of different foods such as jambalaya, chili, gumbo, Kentucky burgoo, shrimp and grits, Brunswick stew, and many other dishes with history. But there is definitely a characteristic that has been influencing a lot of American food which is speed and taste," the author of the thread shared with us.

"This also affected how we eat: quickly, in massive portions. In other countries I traveled to, I noticed many eat slowly and enjoy the food while making conversation. They also have much healthier food, more plant ingredients, and less sugar/flour/additives."

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30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans Those Midwestern "fruit salads" where half of the ingredients is marshmallow fluff or mini marshmallows, Jello, whipped cream... I have a high tolerance for American food, but I cannot handle these, or even comprehend why and how they exist.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm with you on that. I don't see it around much these days so hopefully people got the hint it's gross and that we shouldn't abuse fruit like that

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However, it's not like everything is automatically delicious abroad. "Dishes I didn't like abroad were some super pungent cheeses in Europe, sheep tripe in the Middle East, and excessive use of coconut in Asian countries," they opened up to Bored Panda. "I'm used to this being part of desserts but there it's added to even savory dishes."

The redditor has a lot of favorite American dishes, too, and it's going to be very relatable to most of you Pandas. "My mom's cooking of course! Nothing greater in the whole world. Brown rice and seasoned chicken/lamb is her specialty. Other American dishes I love are Philly cheesesteak (with real cheese only), grits with butter, and Texas barbecue." There's absolutely nothing like a homemade meal, prepared with love.

"I'd like to add some advice to everyone, especially Americans: travel! Get a passport and travel. There's a whole world out there of culture, art, history, relaxation, and of course, food. The US is large and diverse but that is not enough. If you don't travel to many other countries, you have not lived," the OP urged.

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30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans Those cakes that have large amounts of fondant on them. The time and talent it would take to make one of these cakes is unreal but fondant is just nasty tasting in my opinion. That was not meant to offend anyone.

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30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans The prevalence of high fructose corn syrup in EVERYTHING. Unfortunately, being in Canada, it's bleeding over the border as a lot of products here are manufactured in the USA.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate this soooooo much. Fortunately, they're putting out more products without high fructose corn syrup. I really wish we'd stop putting that cráp in everything

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30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans American bread. I'm sure you can get good bread somewhere in the US, but the generally available, sugary, long-shelf-life bread is so appalling.
Now, of course, your export of fast-food restaurants has nothing to do with haute cuisine, but any burger would be so much better if at least you used acceptable bread.

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Be honest, Pandas, are we the only ones craving artisanal cheeses with a side of junk food? It’s perfectly fine to have a cheat meal once in a while. But if your entire diet consists of sugary snacks, meals dripping with saturated fat, with no fiber to be seen anywhere, you’re probably wrecking your health.

Unfortunately, the cold hard truth is that the people living in the United States have pretty awful dietary habits. Far from everyone; but most. The CDC found that 73.6% of all American adults over the age of 20 were either overweight or obese. Meanwhile, 41.9% of adults are considered to be obese. Nobody deserves to be body-shamed. However, obesity shouldn’t be celebrated, considering the health risks it poses.

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Though there are various other factors to consider when it comes to health and obesity (e.g. genetics, eating disorders), the general tendency is that Americans eat poorly, live more sedentary lives, and simply don’t exercise enough. However, this health crisis isn’t a purely American one. For example, the NHS reports that in the UK, two-thirds of adults are overweight or obese.

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30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans That Thanksgiving dish Americans love with marshmallows on top of sweet potatoes — it sounds and looks disgusting.

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30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans Some of the savoury Jello recipes from the 50s and 60s look grim.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

they were more popular back in the day due to easy time, coupon/savings, etc but have really fallen out of favor (flavor). My parents are older and know of them, but haven't made them at home nor had one in eons.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This isn't actually a dish that has American origins. There are recipes dating back to the middle ages for various versions of aspic, one of the first written recipes was in a French cook book if I recall correctly. Although it was popular during the 1950's in the US due to how popular/common place Jello became. However, I don't think anyone eats aspic/jello salads in the US anymore.

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Ellie
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't worry, as an American, I also find these revolting

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G86
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not even the munchies could get me through any of that

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tmw
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my mom went to the jello museum in the usa (ny state, I think). She learned that jello used to be a high class food b/c do have jello (the brand) you had to have refrigeration. and only the rich people had that!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That one is mild. Google 50s foods and you’ll find way worse. Amusing to look see but would never venture to eat one

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm American and I honestly don't know what that is even supposed to be.

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Philly Bob Squires
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dear lord... I'm a late 50's and early 60's kid and thank heavens my Mom never made any of these. Imagine spam, hot dog bits and fruit in jello! **HURL!**

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idrow1
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everyone agrees with this. This one is a no brainer and people don't make this foul stuff anymore.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I doubt there's one American that would eat that nasty stuff.

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cogadh
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not American. This is French, originally. Still gross, no matter where it is from.

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Aniya Thompson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like they're just taking weird looking things and calling it American just to make us look bad at this point, WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THAT??

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Carol Wilson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've never seen one except in FB memes, and always thought it was a joke.

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Carla Phillips
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've only seen these in vintage magazine ads, thank goodness because I wouldn't eat this with someone else's mouth

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Liz Siemens
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omggggg why was this ever a thing. Kiwi and olives encased in jello sound NASTY!!!

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Joe Smith
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kiwi and olive? What? Not many Americans are going to eat that mess. Also, the 50s was many decades ago.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I still see those on the packet of gelatin in the store. Awful. I'll stay with piftie

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was listed as a joke to make sure that one was never invited to bring a dish to a "potluck dinner" again. Kiwi, green olives, canned green peas and carrots, ham and oysters in aspic is inedible.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

THIS! I mentioned this in the mallow/fruit salad post! This is a salad suspended in aspic! While it looks HORRIFYING, some of these aren't all bad.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My grandmother had cook books with these recipes. They looked disgusting, and I've never actually seen one IRL I know jello had it's heyday in the 50s and 60s, and people went nuts with the creative possibilities, but no one is eating this today.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've seen these and I just can't get into them. I can't stand the jell-o and kiwi fruits, olives, pea's, carrots etc...

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Dorothy Stovall
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Absolutely no one has actually seen this. I'm a child of the 70s and I guarantee this is a magazine recipe that no one really made.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

there was a Geico ad with this in it and my siblings were so confused. I quote "Why the heck would you put ham in jello?"

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Mary Kelly
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i believe they are called those aspics...and were invented in france in the 1300s...they were all the rage in england during the victorian era...so, this ones on you europe

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Mike Ipsen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am American and this is frightening looking. I dare say this was never a holiday regular across most of the US.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Agreed there. That looks disgusting. Shout out to B. Dylan Hollis for being willing to make and eat these monstrosities on YouTube

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Amy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We don't exactly think those look great, either.

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Gary
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The UK conscious is not clean with this particular turd either to be fair.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm an American, and have seen savory Jello before. I think it's gross.

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Joy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There was a British 'cook' called F***y Craddock and this congealed growth looks like something she would have made.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These type recipes aren't much different that aspic recipes from Europe, so this isn't just a U.S. thing.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are recipes all the way through the 70s that are just horrifying.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I decided to get more specific. "Gelatin is made from animal collagen — a protein that makes up connective tissues, such as skin, tendons, ligaments, and bones. The hides and bones of certain animals — often cows and pigs — are boiled, dried, treated with a strong acid or base, and finally filtered until the collagen is extracted".

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom used to make something that had Mandarin oranges floating in it. I would just pick out the Mandarin oranges. Gelatin is not vegan. It is made from cow bones. Surprise!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Exactly, 50s and 60s. Nobody makes and eats these anymore. Also, savory foods in gelatin is not a strictly American thing. What about dishes like Kholodets for example? Plus, savory aspic dishes is not a relatively new idea. They were fashionable back in the 1800s in England and France, too. If you're interested in the history of savory jelly dishes: https://www.messynessychic.com/2021/12/24/when-moulded-meals-were-haute-cuisine/

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those are very popular in Poland for some God forsaken reason

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm American and there's NO WAY IN HE-🏒🏒 I'd eat that!! 🤢🤮 I've never seen that b4 in my life!

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair, some of the dishes we used to knock out in Aspic back in the '70's and 80's were pretty suspect too - these were usually for buffets or centrepieces, and were based on classical 19th century French cookery (Ancient UK Chef here, been around since god's dog was a puppy)

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would you ruin perfectly good Kiwi fruit by mixing it in this abomination?! 😭

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair, I'm in Germany and this was definitely a thing here!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Carrots, olives, ham, peas, scrambled egg, some grey stuff, and *squints*….. kiwi?!?!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is sooooo gross, but I've yet to see one. I'm tempted to make one just for shock factor and to be able to say that I've seen one before! Lol

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't knock it till you try it. Have you ever seen head cheese? You've obviously led a very sheltered life.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m sure this stuff was fancy everywhere im the 70ies

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These had a bit of a surge in South Africa. I recall my mom trying a few in the 70s but it was a lot of effort with the gelatin.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It went "out of fashion" ~60+ years ago, for heaven's sake. As per Frozen, let it go.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Found a recipe for one of these on the back of a newspaper clipping.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's pretty much why nobody makes s**t like that anymore.

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30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans the chocolate out there is FOUL

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

unfortunately true. I'm so glad I moved to Panamá and live on a chocolate farm. Totally serious; suck on cacao seeds all the time for a snack.

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In the US, the FDA has a reactive approach to food standards inspections. What this means is that food additives are allowed, unless they’re proven to be harmful. Meanwhile, in Europe, the exact opposite happens: regulations are stricter. Additives must be proven to be unharmful before they’re allowed to be used in food items.

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According to Politico, the FDA is pretty much a hot mess. “Food is not a high priority at the Food and Drug Administration. [...] Over the years, the food side of FDA has been so ignored and grown so dysfunctional that even former FDA commissioners readily acknowledged problems. There’s a long running joke among officials: The ‘F’ in FDA is silent,” writes Helena Bottemiller Evich.

Overall, this means that food grown and manufactured in the US is more likely to have growth hormones and chemical preservatives in them. This isn’t good news for someone who wants to lead a healthy and happy lifestyle! Compare the food that the US is known for with that from, say, Italy, Spain, or Japan. The cultural difference, when it comes to the culinary arts, is massive: quality local ingredients and smaller portion sizes (among other important factors!) result in a higher quality of life. And the life expectancy speaks for itself.

In the US, the average life expectancy is 74.5 years. Compare that to 81.6 years in Japan, 80.1 years in Italy, and 79.7 years in Spain. The difference is staggering. However much we might like that fake orange cheese, it really isn’t good for us.

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30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans I once had a pizza in America and it had ranch dressing on it. Ranch dressing doesn't really exist in Europe and it's this weird salty fatty mayo-like sauce and it certainly does not belong on a pizza. Or inside a human body for that matter.

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30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans Boiled peanuts. My wife loves them and every time we drove through South Carolina we had to stop and buy them. The stench was so bad I would have to roll the windows down. Those peanuts and Lindsey Graham are on my top two hate list for that state.

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30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans Chinese Canadian. I'm going to provoke a lot of proud Southerners with this. Sweet tea is sugar water with a hint of tea.

My first experience of sweet tea was at a Floridian McDonald's. I ordered iced tea and I got the question of "sweet or unsweet?" I'm dying of the heat and humidity (Canadians don't do well in hot weather) and I wanted slightly sweetened tea and I didn't know the history of sweet tea (sugar was expensive so people showed off by mixing diabetes inducing amounts of the stuff into their tea) so I was expecting anything but a sugar syrup in a cup.

I went back and bought a bottle of water. If a 12 year old with no easy access to sugar thinks it's too sweet to drink, it is.

Also, any mayo based salad! Ewww.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

McDonalds sweet tea is on a totally other level than Southern sweet tea.

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30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans I had a deep-fried Mars bar at a festival in America the first time I ever visited and I'm reasonably sure it's going to give a few of my ancestors diabetes

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As an American, I am not totally familiar with what a Mars bar really is so I clicked through to Reddit to see the comments and learned the deep fried version is actually of Scottish origin, how about that!

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30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans Twinkies. Not food though lol.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think Twinkies, along with cockroaches will survive a nuclear apocalypse 🙃

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30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans Twizzlers, I found some in a shop in London and decided to buy some, they were the nastiest things I'd ever tasted and for the price I paid for them, I'm disappointed

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Twizzlers taste like someone was vaguely thinking of cherries while putting plastic bags thru a noodle press

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30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans When they introduce me chicago pizza something in me died, that should not be called pizza is just a devil fat pie.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know the expression “There’s no such thing as bad sex or bad pizza” your pizza is like sex with a corpse made of sandpaper. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING! THIS IS NOT PIZZA! THIS IS TOMATO SOUP IN A BREAD BOWL! THIS- IS AN ABOVE GROUND MARINARA SWIMMING POOL FOR RATS! Let me tell you something about your f**k!ng NOT PIZZA! I wanna know when I get drunk and pass out on my pizza that I’m not gonna drown. Let me tell you something! I look at this-! MMMARGH! YOU SONOFAB!TCH! I LOOK AT THIS! MEEEAUGH! GABBA-GOO! I look at this— When I look at your deep dish f**k!ng pizza I don’t know whether to eat it or throw a coin in it and make a wish. AND IF I MADE A WISH IT WOULD BE THAT I WISH FOR SOME REAAAL F**K!NG PIZZA!

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30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans Their dessert. I lived there for 3 years and the amount of sugar they dump into their desserts are mindblowing. Beautiful to look at but holy s**t were they sweet as hell.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And that's the reason I learned how to bake. Everything you buy here is too freaking sweet and I can't handle it; sometimes it makes me gag when I try a dessert

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30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans Poptarts or whatever they’re called. And twinkies.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those pictured must be some off brand ones cuz those are weak lookin poptarts lol

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30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans The felt obsession with anything deep-fried is unnerving to me. There's a good few things that are excellent deep-fried, don't get me wrong, but putting literally anything in batter and frying it seems... self-destructive at best.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

sometimes I think it's just curiosity! Like I see something I love that's deep fried... I wonder what it'll taste like ngl. Especially at fun events like festivals. It's not like we're eating it all the time

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I tried a big-name American chocolate brand once but couldn’t eat it due to the vomit smell and taste.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At this end of the galaxy-scale: Belgian chocolate. At the other end: American chocolate.

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30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans I find biscuits and gravy to be absolutely disgusting. But I'd like to counter-balance that by adding how crazy delicious corn bread is and why on earth hasn't it become a staple here in Europe? It's SO yummy!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love fresh homemade biscuits and gravy. I do find that in restaurants the gravy is usually too salty, has too much flour or is a congealed glop so I'll only have it if I make it. Also, cornbread with a little maple butter is heavenly

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30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans I hate scrapple. There's a reason the word 'crap' is in the middle of it.

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30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans Pig feet.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it’s good that someone is eating them, rather than have them discarded. I’m also glad that I’m not the one who has to eat them.

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American here, absolutely DESPISE pre-packaged frosting. It’s either as hard as a rock or a liquid. Don’t know what they put in that stuff but it’s just awful.

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Laura Jackson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My son and I may be considered weird here but we're ok with it. We both despise frosting/icing. Nope, not gonna eat it on cake, not gonna like the frosting knife or stick our finger in the bowl to taste. It's mostly lard/shortening and a touch of flavor with food coloring. Fondant? Oh, hell no. We will scrape a cake until it crumbles to get it off so we can eat it. If I make cake or cupcakes at home I leave about half unfrosted for us to enjoy. We do actually like the frosting made with whipped cream (real, not the Cool Whip c**p in a bowl) but we eat it in a thin layer. I also will sometimes bake cakes with chocolate or caramel chips, different fruits, or even pudding in the mix if we want a little more flavor at times. To each their own, I suppose!😉

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Ghirardelli, Guittard, Dove, Scharffen Berger, and hundreds of smaller companies are fine. Pretty much just avoid anything you would find near the register at a grocery store

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

dove chocolate - 10/10. Their dark chocolate is perfect if you don't want something too sweet

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30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans Corn dog

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everything is a carrot if you're brave enough (said some random person on BP)

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