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Fictional Grandma Myrna Tellingheusen has been making her followers on Twitter chuckle since 2015, with her satirical pearls of wisdom lampooning the kind of stereotypes that the elderly deal with on a daily basis.

While Myrna's true identity is not known, we here at Bored Panda managed to get a few words from the person behind the account in a previous post. "

"I exist in a modular home park in Rainbow, California, a sleepy little town just north of San Diego, and just south of Temecula," they told us. "My story is long and fascinating. However, the short version of this story is I want to make social media fun."

"There is too much acrimony in the world right now, and people need to better their sense of humor."

Whatever the true identity of Myrna really is, you gotta admit that they do a great job. You'll recognize a little bit of your own grandma in some of these tweets! Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and let us know what you think in the comments!

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why don't they? Let's be honest..no one cares who their great grand nieces best friends dog was...we want to know what happened?? It's why we watch crime shows. Get to the good stuff people.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ridiculous sword fight program? Internet Grandma, I bow down to you.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have to say I am kind of interested in trying “secret recipe” Christmas brownies lol.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My step-dad (RIP, Stan) twenty years ago cut down a very much wanted tree in the backyard because Alabama (Crimson Tide) lost a game. My mom was not happy. But he was ok after because he was too tired to be upset about the game

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gordon Ramsay must have a hell of a clean house! (honestly though, I love Gordon Ramsay and he's awesome!)

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or throw out a few things... Preferably made of glass for effect

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least he replaced the roll. Better than trying to walk across bathroom with pants around ankles to get to the linnen ckoset

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Merge means speed up before getting into the other lane. 35 for 3/4 mile while merging into 65 mph traffic is wrong

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Place folded up slips of paper in a bowl and tell them pick a piece of paper and you get what's written. (P.S. all the slips of paper have "not a winner, sorry kid, better luck next year" written on them

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not only excessively cheerful,also excessively LOUD,assuming all elderly are deaf...had my mother foaming at the mouth!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Granny, If you need to get rid of all those raged baked goods, I can rage eat.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When it is 110f you can set your coffee down for an hour and still piping hot.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The one who is anti mash-potatoes. You don't wanna go down that path Myrna . Trust me on this 😬😬

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I use the extension cord more often and I almost never roll it up properly (I know how).

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like this one... from the day after Rick Ocasek's death. RIP.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One thing I can't figure out: Why is the Secretary of State the only place that charges a fee if you DON'T pay with a check?

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