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Fictional Grandma Myrna Tellingheusen has been making her followers on Twitter chuckle since 2015, with her satirical pearls of wisdom lampooning the kind of stereotypes that the elderly deal with on a daily basis.

While Myrna's true identity is not known, we here at Bored Panda managed to get a few words from the person behind the account in a previous post. "

"I exist in a modular home park in Rainbow, California, a sleepy little town just north of San Diego, and just south of Temecula," they told us. "My story is long and fascinating. However, the short version of this story is I want to make social media fun."

"There is too much acrimony in the world right now, and people need to better their sense of humor."

Whatever the true identity of Myrna really is, you gotta admit that they do a great job. You'll recognize a little bit of your own grandma in some of these tweets! Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and let us know what you think in the comments!

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why don't they? Let's be honest..no one cares who their great grand nieces best friends dog was...we want to know what happened?? It's why we watch crime shows. Get to the good stuff people.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ridiculous sword fight program? Internet Grandma, I bow down to you.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have to say I am kind of interested in trying “secret recipe” Christmas brownies lol.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My step-dad (RIP, Stan) twenty years ago cut down a very much wanted tree in the backyard because Alabama (Crimson Tide) lost a game. My mom was not happy. But he was ok after because he was too tired to be upset about the game

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least he replaced the roll. Better than trying to walk across bathroom with pants around ankles to get to the linnen ckoset

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Merge means speed up before getting into the other lane. 35 for 3/4 mile while merging into 65 mph traffic is wrong

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I should point out that this guy's name says "You'reGonnaDisapprove". It should say "You're going to disapprove." Just saying.~ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was about 17, I once pulled into someone's driveway to turn around, and two kids came running out of the house yelling, "Grandma! Grandma!" I did not know how to deal with the situation. I left asap without mowing them down, luckily. I now have a phobia about this.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am very grateful for my inquisitive neighbors. They all knew I was going on vacation and having a house-sitter and her kids. They all told me that they liked my house-sitter and her kids and wondered when I would be going away again.

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