You've probably heard about the phenomenon of malicious compliance, which may be intentional or purely accidental. The logic is simple: you follow the rules way too directly and you end up conforming to the request, but not its spirit. Almost always, it results in hilarious accidents and you can check them out in Bored Panda’s previous compilation.

But this time we are getting delicious, and correct me if I’m wrong, but if there's food involved, the absurdity level is likely to increase ten times. From asking for extra pepperoni and being served every single pepperoni in the world to mistyping 12-inch pizza and getting a solid 1-inch treat, these are the real incidents that could have happened to me and you.

"Be careful what you wish for" has never sounded so hangry!

#1

When Your 3 Year Old Asks For A Rainbow Dinosaur Donut Birthday You Deliver. Drew Up The Design And Had It Made And They Did An Awesome Job

When Your 3 Year Old Asks For A Rainbow Dinosaur Donut Birthday You Deliver. Drew Up The Design And Had It Made And They Did An Awesome Job

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Happiness Is Hippo
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6 months ago

That's going to be one happy 3 year old!

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#2

I Told My Son He Could Only Get One Donut

I Told My Son He Could Only Get One Donut

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Nary Vang
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6 months ago

This kid is going places.

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#3

Friend Ordered Chicken On Her Pizza In Israel. Reasonable Execution

Friend Ordered Chicken On Her Pizza In Israel. Reasonable Execution

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Tal
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6 months ago

No wayyy !

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It seems like there’s no big deal in going to a restaurant, sitting down, and ordering yourself a feast. But unfortunately, things can turn sour really fast and there are some rights you should know about that the waiter will likely not tell you.

First of all, food in restaurants should always be of a nice, decent (well, at least satisfactory) quality. Most importantly, it should be safe to eat and it should match the description on the menu. If you feel like your meal fails to meet the standards, you should first report the problem, and second, you are entitled to claim a refund.

#4

A Customer Called Asking If We Were Practicing Social Distancing With Her Sandwiches. I Told Her We Are, But Tbh Guys I'm Running Out Of Space

A Customer Called Asking If We Were Practicing Social Distancing With Her Sandwiches. I Told Her We Are, But Tbh Guys I'm Running Out Of Space

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Scagsy
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6 months ago

It does what it says on the tin

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#5

Olive Garden Is Proving A Point!

Olive Garden Is Proving A Point!

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Mainecoonsandhuskies
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6 months ago

this ones awesome

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#6

Asked For Extra Pepperoni

Asked For Extra Pepperoni

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Pseudo Puppy
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6 months ago

OMG... heaven!!

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Second, if you feel like the quality of service is low, you should report it to the manager and refuse to pay the service charge. Again, remember that you should have a legit reason for doing so, and simply not liking your waiter doesn’t qualify as one.

And third, any establishment which is licensed—and which serves alcohol—has to give free tap water. Meanwhile, restaurants that are not licensed to sell alcohol may even charge you for this, since it’s considered a part of service.

#7

Asked If I Could Buy One Single Munchkin For My Dog's Birthday (Who Loves The Drive-Thru) And They Blessed Her With All This. Glazed Munchkins, Bacon, And Whipped Cream!

Asked If I Could Buy One Single Munchkin For My Dog's Birthday (Who Loves The Drive-Thru) And They Blessed Her With All This. Glazed Munchkins, Bacon, And Whipped Cream!

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Scagsy
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6 months ago

Everyone's a sucker for a hound. Hope he enjoyed his... um.. whatever that is

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#8

Asked For Extra Cheese

Asked For Extra Cheese

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Pseudo Puppy
Community Member
6 months ago

ah the games minimum-wage employees play.... anything to get an extra $ out of the tight-arsed boss' hands. haha

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#9

I Got Another Mac And Cheese Burger. This Time I Asked For "As Much Mac And Cheese As You Can Without Getting Fired." I Might Not Survive

I Got Another Mac And Cheese Burger. This Time I Asked For "As Much Mac And Cheese As You Can Without Getting Fired." I Might Not Survive

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ImaDerp
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6 months ago

Macca’s is taking literal to a whole new level 🤣

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#10

I Left A Note In The Delivery Instructions Asking For As Much Extra Ranch As “Legally Allowed By State Law”

I Left A Note In The Delivery Instructions Asking For As Much Extra Ranch As “Legally Allowed By State Law”

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visvalin Vamadevan
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6 months ago

They gave a whole extra box for all that sauce.

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#11

Ordered An Espresso Shot Over Ice This Morning

Ordered An Espresso Shot Over Ice This Morning

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Pseudo Puppy
Community Member
6 months ago

as a barista (makes coffee)... this is both hilarious, and ludicrous. Either your barista doesn't know their job, or are torturing you.... or maybe they're trying to be nice, so you can combine them when you want...? Regardless, this is funny.

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#12

I Asked My Thai Place To Make It So Spicy Someone Would Get In Trouble ... They Gave Me This

I Asked My Thai Place To Make It So Spicy Someone Would Get In Trouble ... They Gave Me This

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Scagsy
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6 months ago

Sounds as though it might be a touch saucy

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#13

Her Mom Asked For A "Child Sized" Cone

Her Mom Asked For A "Child Sized" Cone

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
6 months ago

And....? I don’t see the problem lol.

Hans
Community Member
6 months ago

Neither does that girl!

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zims
Community Member
6 months ago

These people know exactly what size children want

Beeps
Community Member
6 months ago

How stingy, that’s not even half of this child’s size! 🤣

Vicky Zar
Community Member
6 months ago

Child size is bigger than adult size, duh

CatWoman312
Community Member
6 months ago

It looks like she’s gripping a cloud

Evan Scheu
Community Member
6 months ago

What's the furry doing back there?

Tracy Sellars
Community Member
6 months ago

Yeah I noticed them too.

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★Twizted~Wulfie★
Community Member
6 months ago

Was that a furry con? Luckyyyyy

Finn The Crab
Community Member
6 months ago

I think so and the suit in the picture is so well made ahh im jealous

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Michelle C.
Community Member
6 months ago

Well if it were up to the kid, that WOULD be considered child-size.

J.Norton
Community Member
6 months ago

The look on her face is too cute....

Princess Procrastination
Community Member
6 months ago

I didn't pay that much attention to the girl. I wanna know where she is and its probably a furry convention judging by the furry

XianJaguar
Community Member
6 months ago

Of course it's a furry convention!

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Arctic Fox Lover
Community Member
6 months ago

Where is she, a furry convention? Lol

beja flor
Community Member
6 months ago

How cool is that

Dianna Siever
Community Member
6 months ago

Yes, the size of a child. Roughly toddler size

Clavelle
Community Member
6 months ago

Ha!!!

averageperson
Community Member
6 months ago

It's almost as big as the child!!

Dorothy Parker
Community Member
6 months ago

Wasn't it John Lennon who wrote "never eat anything bigger than your head?."

oddball0626
Community Member
6 months ago

Are they at a Furry convention?

Daniel Gilbert
Community Member
6 months ago

LOVE THIS

Esther Evans
Community Member
4 weeks ago

That's a cone??

Mark Kelly
Community Member
4 weeks ago

That's one way to interpret it.

La Petite Morte
Community Member
6 months ago

Oh dear gods I recognize that lobby...

Kimberley Thomas
Community Member
6 months ago

I don't see a cone. Just cotton candy with nothing to contain it in.

Savannah
Community Member
6 months ago

WHERE IS THAT, i'm 13 and pretty good size, so we need to go there to get our cotton candy fix, the mom has probably only paid for a small cone not like that, so i will fly to wherever that is for under 100 bucks and get 40 of those

CharliAnn Olney
Community Member
6 months ago

Looks like a perfect size to me!

ArhomR
Community Member
6 months ago

That would feed many childs.

Ninja Nonna
Community Member
6 months ago

Not funny, check in 10 years later...

Steve Cruz
Community Member
6 months ago

That's like the virgin groom who warned the virgin bride he was hung like an newborn... 21-inches, 5-pounds/6-ounces

XianJaguar
Community Member
6 months ago

This furry convention looks strangely familiar....

Arctic Fox Lover
Community Member
6 months ago

Makes sense xD

John Baker
Community Member
6 months ago

Well, it's almost as big as she is...

creative panda
Community Member
6 months ago

She doesn't seem sad about it.

Analyn Lahr
Community Member
6 months ago

What is that creature in the background?

XianJaguar
Community Member
6 months ago

It's someone's fursuit character. A made-up fantasy creature. Don't know them though.

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Blake Ingram
Community Member
6 months ago

I think I know her.

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#14

A Customer Jokingly Complained To The Bartender That His Blue Cheese Wasn't Blue The Last Time He Ordered It

A Customer Jokingly Complained To The Bartender That His Blue Cheese Wasn't Blue The Last Time He Ordered It

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ImaDerp
Community Member
6 months ago

Hahaha

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#15

Just Ordered A 12 Inch Pizza And Meant To Ask For It To Be 10 Inch, I Mistyped And Put 1 Inch…

Just Ordered A 12 Inch Pizza And Meant To Ask For It To Be 10 Inch, I Mistyped And Put 1 Inch…

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Nary Vang
Community Member
6 months ago

That is one expensive pizza.

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#16

Ordered 12 Tacos At Jack In The Box At 2am, Drive Thru Person Must’ve Accidentally Put In 12 Twice Because We Were Asked Again How Many We Got At The Window, When We Said Twelve He Just Shrugged And Told Us To Take All Of Them (24). We Deliciously Complied

Ordered 12 Tacos At Jack In The Box At 2am, Drive Thru Person Must’ve Accidentally Put In 12 Twice Because We Were Asked Again How Many We Got At The Window, When We Said Twelve He Just Shrugged And Told Us To Take All Of Them (24). We Deliciously Complied

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Rissie
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6 months ago

Yes, because 12 tacos is a totally average order to begin with.

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#17

I Manage A Deli For A Small Chain Supermarket. One Of The Cart Guys Asked Me To Make A Pizza With 4x Extra Cheese. That's 30oz Of Cheese

I Manage A Deli For A Small Chain Supermarket. One Of The Cart Guys Asked Me To Make A Pizza With 4x Extra Cheese. That's 30oz Of Cheese

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Pseudo Puppy
Community Member
6 months ago

850g for the non-USA readers. :)

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#18

I Asked The Lady To Cut My Sandwich Into Three Pieces

I Asked The Lady To Cut My Sandwich Into Three Pieces

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Scagsy
Community Member
6 months ago

Evil genius! Give that person a pay rise!

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#19

I Mean I Like Mushrooms On Pizza But This Is Too Far!

I Mean I Like Mushrooms On Pizza But This Is Too Far!

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Pseudo Puppy
Community Member
6 months ago

that's kinda awesome. But what are the sauces for? :o

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#20

A Customer Asked For A Breakfast Sandwich In A Bagel

A Customer Asked For A Breakfast Sandwich In A Bagel

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Chancey
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6 months ago

Wow!

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#21

I Asked The Guy Taking My Order For, “As Much Fire Sauce As You Can Give Me Without Losing Your Job.” Turns Out That’s 243 Packets. I Love You Taco Bell, And Promise Not To Ask For Anymore Sauce For A While

I Asked The Guy Taking My Order For, “As Much Fire Sauce As You Can Give Me Without Losing Your Job.” Turns Out That’s 243 Packets. I Love You Taco Bell, And Promise Not To Ask For Anymore Sauce For A While

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Marta Dyrgała
Community Member
6 months ago

Yes, yes, that's awesome and funny but I can't stop thinking about how much garbage is produced by those very little sauce packets. Restaurants really should think about a new way of selling them.

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#22

“Can I Have Avocado On The Side?”

“Can I Have Avocado On The Side?”

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Tal
Community Member
6 months ago

Be happy !

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#23

Sour Cream On The Side Please

Sour Cream On The Side Please

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zims
Community Member
6 months ago

It's taco bell, what do you expect?

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#24

Dude Asked For Extra Mayo

Dude Asked For Extra Mayo

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Nary Vang
Community Member
6 months ago

They just wanted to make sure you reached euphoria.

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#25

Extra Limes For My Gin And Tonic

Extra Limes For My Gin And Tonic

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Mangoes'nRum
Community Member
6 months ago (edited)

A perfect vacation time Tropical Morning Cleanse.

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#26

Asked For A Side Of Onions. Wasn't Disappointed

Asked For A Side Of Onions. Wasn't Disappointed

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Hans
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6 months ago

These look yummy actually!

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#27

“Can I Get Extra Egg?” In Tokyo, Japan

“Can I Get Extra Egg?” In Tokyo, Japan

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Troux
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6 months ago

Fun fact: Standard Japanese does not differentiate between singular and plural, so 'egg' and 'eggs' are no different.

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#28

Extra Tomato

Extra Tomato

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CHUA YEE HWEE
Community Member
6 months ago

THAT ONE HECK OF A BIG SLICE OF TOMATO! NOW GIMME THAT *SNATCHES THE BURGER AND EATS IT* YuMm

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#29

Ordered Two Cheese And One Pepperoni. Got One Pepperoni

Ordered Two Cheese And One Pepperoni. Got One Pepperoni

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Foxxy (The Original)
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6 months ago

Is it common to be able to buy pizza by the slice?

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#30

Customer Asked For An Ungodly Amount Of Pepperoni

Customer Asked For An Ungodly Amount Of Pepperoni

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Pseudo Puppy
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6 months ago

if you can still see the crust - there's still space for more. ;)

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#31

I Asked For Extra Fried Chickpeas In My Rice Bowl, And Got Exactly What I Asked For. Almost As Much Chickpea As There Was Rice

I Asked For Extra Fried Chickpeas In My Rice Bowl, And Got Exactly What I Asked For. Almost As Much Chickpea As There Was Rice

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Troux
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6 months ago

That is a win! Looks delicious.

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#32

My Husband Ordered A Hot Fudge Sundae With "As Many Peanuts As You're Allowed To Give Me" - He Happily Used Them All

My Husband Ordered A Hot Fudge Sundae With "As Many Peanuts As You're Allowed To Give Me" - He Happily Used Them All

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Scagsy
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6 months ago

That is such an insane amount it's absolutely... um... nuts. sorry *ashamed face*

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#33

Gin Martini, Extra Olives

Gin Martini, Extra Olives

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Max L.
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6 months ago

They’re never enough.

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#34

Not Spaghetti. Extra Cheese At Chipotle Never Hit Like This Before

Not Spaghetti. Extra Cheese At Chipotle Never Hit Like This Before

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BIG FOOT
Community Member
6 months ago

TOTAL WIN

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#35

Someone Asked Me To Make One With “Everything” On It. 3 Mayos, Mustard, Ketchup, A1, 4 Hot Sauces, 5 Cheeses, All Veggies And All Toppings Plus Queso, Chili And Salsa Verde

Someone Asked Me To Make One With “Everything” On It. 3 Mayos, Mustard, Ketchup, A1, 4 Hot Sauces, 5 Cheeses, All Veggies And All Toppings Plus Queso, Chili And Salsa Verde

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Nary Vang
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6 months ago

That's heartburn waiting to happen.

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#36

I Ordered A Gyro Plate And A Side Of Fries

I Ordered A Gyro Plate And A Side Of Fries

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Monty Is Fiennes
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6 months ago

Oh...they do not look like good chips....

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#37

I Asked For My Burger To Be Cut In Half At Work...

I Asked For My Burger To Be Cut In Half At Work...

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Foxxy (The Original)
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6 months ago

Wow, that burger is sooo pink.

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#38

Told The Guys I Like A Lot Of Extra Sauce Because It Just Makes The Food So Much Better. They Definitely Complied. Shout Out To The Taco Bell On Central In NYC

Told The Guys I Like A Lot Of Extra Sauce Because It Just Makes The Food So Much Better. They Definitely Complied. Shout Out To The Taco Bell On Central In NYC

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VeryDarkMatter
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6 months ago

all the plastic waste.. sigh

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#39

I'd Be Fine With This, Honestly

I'd Be Fine With This, Honestly

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Rissie
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6 months ago

Because it would become a freaking mess while transporting it to you and it doesn't come in packets?

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#40

$18

$18

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Pseudo Puppy
Community Member
6 months ago

that's a lot of burger for $18.... but why do it, other than as a joke?

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