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A while back, we made a post about people who were perusing art museums and galleries and spontaneously stumbled upon their famous doppelgangers, in a fine art form.

Perhaps inspired by this, Google has decided to add a feature to their Arts & Culture app that uses facial recognition technology to match your selfie with classical art. The portraits are pulled from a database of celebrated works collected from over 1000 museums worldwide, so the chances of a half-decent match should be fairly high, shouldn’t they?

Well now the results are in, and it’s fair to say that they are mixed, at best. This seems to part of the appeal, however, as people have begun posting their funny photos online and they are proving to be wildly popular. You can see why!

Sadly, the feature isn’t yet available outside of the U.S. so if you’re not stateside and would like to give to find who's your look-alike from classical paintings, you’ll have to be a little patient. In the meantime, however, you can scroll down below and check out what others have been compared with. Don’t forget to vote for your favorite!

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They just picked an Asian art piece ... She doesn't resemble that in any way 😂😂

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Heidrance
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that's neil f*ing gaiman. he is international treasure. he is perfect the way he is.

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Jono
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sorry but the only reason that you got matched to David is because you're naked and have a towel or whatever it is draped over your shoulder.

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Luca
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one is photoshopped or something. They don't show the museum where the art is located, unlike with the others.

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Judy Semmens
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well spotted! Another indicator is the "100% match" - on the other pictures the % sign and digits are the same height.

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Allie Faux
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually according to what I just read David may have been better endowed than his statue shows. Haven't you ever wondered why almost every old statue is graced with a rather underwhelming appendage? According to How To Talk About Art History, it turns out that back in the day bigger was not always better at all. In fact, bigger was actually frowned upon – as the majority felt a big penis was synonymous with a man who was ‘foolish, lustful, & ugly’ – according to art historian Ellen Oredsson. Back in the ancient era’s, the smaller a penis was, the more rational & intellectual the owner was – apparently. these ideals were even documented in ancient literature, such as in Clouds by Aristophanes

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layne
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wank! Wrong David had curly hair, strong muscular features, a very small nose & mouth that was slightly upturned. But mostly he didn't have his pants on! Funny though!

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Sharon Ingram
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Add to that is that it was considered poor taste to put large penises on statues in the time David was done. So why you Happy?

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Susan Ramsay
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, isn't it funny we have to pixilate his privates, but not David's. David is more musclecular.

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Madeleine Miles
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, back in the day when this sculpture was made, it was fashionable to have a small d**k. It supposedly meant you were intelligent and cultured, as having a big one obviously meant you'd be a crude beast obsessed with sex. That's why all the sculptures from that time and place have small..ahem...packages. It was actually desirable and preferred.

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AnnieLaurie Burke
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, how can we judge the accuracy of the match when half the photo is blocked out?

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Sevi Buecher
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The real question is: was it cencured before matching or after?

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Nicky OldfieldDesciple
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Having seen the real thing I would not be to happy with being matched with Michelangelo's David. He's not exactly blessed in the manhood Department.

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Allana Rose
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You don't want to be compared with David! He has a small wee-wee! *LMAO*

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'Adilah Wafa
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No point in hiding the penis now. I assume it's the same ? 😂

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Elise Mon
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

every men can be his ( david micheangelo ) if they copy 100%

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layne
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You look more like Sarah Paulson's wife on the latest AHS - Cult!!

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Sarah Figini
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wow, thats a good one. I cant put my finger on what exactly makes it such a good match but theres definitely a strong resemblance

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layne
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this your baby portrait?!? You still have the same squeezable apple cheeks!!!

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layne
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not bad maybe darken in some hairs around your mouth to make it complete! Tee-hee!

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layne
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Quite a bit actually! Perhaps an ancestor... You're a great sport.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

just because she is dressed up like the painting dent mean the face structure is the same

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